I thought it would be nice to nut before i slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds.
I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching.
Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened.
I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled.
Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas
The Ghost of Gaming Future
twitchquotes:
The Ghost of Gaming Future shows Kripp a nice house in the Toronto suburbs. Inside, Kripp, Rania and their sons are happily gaming as a family. "This isn't so bad," says Kripp. "Look closer," speaks the Ghost. Kripp looks in horror to see his sons are using tablets and playing browser cash-shop games. "This is your future Casualarrian."
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone cardback
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Hearthstone
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
No wonder you're retarded.
Please stop hoarding Hearthstone dust
twitchquotes:
ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ Well Met Kripp, this is Doctorino Dongerino. I urge you: pls stop hoarding Hearthstone dust. Breathing in all that dust will cause your lungs to RIP in pepperonis. Pls copypasta to save Kripp life ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
Kripp
Happy Thanksgiving emoji
Happy π¦ Thanksgiving π¦! Guess what π―βitβs that time β° of year π to gobble π¦ gobble π¦ gobble π¦ up β¬οΈ those dicks π chicks π₯ and bicks π€¨ (big dicks) ππ«π«π«π« I bet π youβre all π€π€π€ HORNY-copia π½ π₯π₯πΆπβοΈπππ for SKANKS-giving π€ͺππ€€π€€πππ youβll be saying π¬ thanks π for giving me all π« this π« COCK π₯³π₯³π₯³π₯³ send this to π of your thiccest sluts with those hot π₯΅ hot π₯ tasty π€€π peach pies π₯§ π ππ if you know 
what I mean βΊοΈππ if you get 1οΈβ£ back ππ€¬π‘ then you and that slut π€€π€€π€€π«π«π« have to appropriate Native American culture together ππͺΆπ if you get 3οΈβ£ back ππ€ youβre going to get your turkey π¦ eaten πππππ tomorrow night π±π±π±π± if you get 5οΈβ£ back ππ you will be eating your cousinβs πΆπ» peach π pie π₯§ just like youβve always π―π―π―wanted ππ€€π₯΅ if you get 7οΈβ£ back πΆ youβll become π²π² a pilgrim π©π and be the villain π¦ΉββοΈ of American πΊπΈ history πππ πππ if you get all 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back π€―π±π€―π±π€―π±π€― youβll be feasting π€€π this thanksgiving ππ in more ways than one π«πππΌπ okay you sexy π sexy π gobbling turkey poos π¦π¦π¦ itβs time β° for me to go β‘οΈ atone π€£for the sins βοΈ πof my ancestorsππππ©πΌββ€οΈβπβπ¨πΌπ€°πΌπ€±πΌπ©βπ§π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
what I mean βΊοΈππ if you get 1οΈβ£ back ππ€¬π‘ then you and that slut π€€π€€π€€π«π«π« have to appropriate Native American culture together ππͺΆπ if you get 3οΈβ£ back ππ€ youβre going to get your turkey π¦ eaten πππππ tomorrow night π±π±π±π± if you get 5οΈβ£ back ππ you will be eating your cousinβs πΆπ» peach π pie π₯§ just like youβve always π―π―π―wanted ππ€€π₯΅ if you get 7οΈβ£ back πΆ youβll become π²π² a pilgrim π©π and be the villain π¦ΉββοΈ of American πΊπΈ history πππ πππ if you get all 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back π€―π±π€―π±π€―π±π€― youβll be feasting π€€π this thanksgiving ππ in more ways than one π«πππΌπ okay you sexy π sexy π gobbling turkey poos π¦π¦π¦ itβs time β° for me to go β‘οΈ atone π€£for the sins βοΈ πof my ancestorsππππ©πΌββ€οΈβπβπ¨πΌπ€°πΌπ€±πΌπ©βπ§π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ