[Copypasta] Can you guys critique my portfolio? New investor looking for guidance

Fuck you all, I’m never listening to this sub again.

Yesterday I said we’d see a rally like we’ve never seen before I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts. My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully I’ll make something. Somehow oil also tanked. Fuck you all. I’m only listening to myself now. You’re all retarded and so am I for listening to you. Edit: not sure why some of you degens think I’m blaming you. Of course it’s my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards See you tomorrow

March 2022

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I couldn’t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do

I couldn’t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do or even what the ticker stands for...but you better believe I’m jacked to the mf’ing tits in every single meme stonk that you crayon eaters have been pumping. CHOO CHOO MF’ER.

December 2020

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If Apple opens super green tomorrow

If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.

December 2020

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I just fired out why they call them Brokers

I just figured out why they call them ‘Brokers’

March 2021

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I’m a simple guy

I’m a simple guy. I don’t know about all these fancy “financial instruments” or “market dynamics” or “where the clit is.” I like the stock, I buy the stock.

January 2021

[Copypasta] Can you guys critique my portfolio? New investor looking for guidance

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Fuck you all, I’m never listening to this sub again.

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I couldn’t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do

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If Apple opens super green tomorrow

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I just fired out why they call them Brokers

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I’m a simple guy

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