[Copypasta] A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant

A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant. 3 years later, NFLX fucking tanks 20% after earnings.
January 2022

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I am financially ruined

I came here for the first time and in 3 minutes made the decision to put way more than I can afford into PLTR calls. Iā€™m too retarded and now I literally dont know what to do I am financially ruined and I canā€™t even remember what I read that said this pltr thing was a good move. Fml
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Iā€™m a simple guy

Iā€™m a simple guy. I donā€™t know about all these fancy ā€œfinancial instrumentsā€ or ā€œmarket dynamicsā€ or ā€œwhere the clit is.ā€ I like the stock, I buy the stock.
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Which one of you got reddit to send me this

Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit "Hi there, A concerned redditor reached out to us about you. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options."
December 2020

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Fuck you all, Iā€™m never listening to this sub again.

Yesterday I said weā€™d see a rally like weā€™ve never seen before I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts. My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully Iā€™ll make something. Somehow oil also tanked. Fuck you all. Iā€™m only listening to myself now. Youā€™re all retarded and so am I for listening to you. Edit: not sure why some of you degens think Iā€™m blaming you. Of course itā€™s my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards See you tomorrow
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Kelly Loeffler after Georgia senate election

Kelly Loeffler I know you're at home right now feeling a little sad. And now you're in bed browsing WSB looking for hot stock tips with maybe a few laughs. But just know this: I will have sex with you. DM me.
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