[Copypasta] Incel Revolutionary Party

twitchquotes: I am going to start a new party called "Incel Revolutionary Party" or "IRP". Almost all women will be taken into concentration camps and they get a handpicked incel boyfriend. The uglier the incel is, the better looking the girl is. Incels that are good looking will only get the fattest and ugliest girlfriends. Non-incels (infidels) will be taken into conversion camps and they will be forced to eat junk food, game all day, never go outside, and never work out. They will be converted to incels. Non-incel women that are against the forced girlfriend laws will also be converted into "incel-allies" by watching state-sponsored propaganda videos that are all about how sad incels are and how much they need girlfriends. There will also be some Chads, Brads and Tyrones that will not be converted into incels because the women who are incels (femcels) will not have to be a forced girlfriend. They will get a free boyfriend. If the chosen chads, brads and tyrones are against the laws, they will also be forced to watch propaganda videos about sad femcels are.
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November 2020
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
twitch chat
February 2018
MOONMOON

get teh tazer

twitchquotes: (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ) RESISTING ARREST - Get the Tazer (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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November 2014
Kripp

This reddit sub is not funny

I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnโ€™t change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your โ€œjokesโ€ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say โ€œoh Iโ€™m almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyโ€????? Youโ€™re not. Saying โ€œpenisโ€ or when asked to say a joke โ€œmy lifeโ€ isnโ€™t fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of โ€œhumourโ€ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. โ€œSo leave the subโ€ that wonโ€™t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your โ€œjokesโ€. Develop a sense of humor or just get out๐Ÿ˜
May 2021

Mirana

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโ  โ คโฃคโกคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโกฒโ ถโฃบโก‹โ ‹โ โ „โ „โ ™โ ขโก€โ ˜โ ฑโ ฑโก„โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ ”โ ‹โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‚โ „โ โ นโกโขขโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โก”โ โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ ฟโขฟโฃปโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ ƒโ „โ ขโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โ Œโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโ –โขŸโ •โฃชโฃคโฃดโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขณโฃฟโฃถ โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃทโ ปโกƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขนโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกฝโ ‹โ ‰โข‰โฃโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ ถโขผโฃฟ โฃฎโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก โ „โฃถโฃฆโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกพโ กโขฟโขจโฃฟ โฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โกžโ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ โกถโ „โ โ „โ ธ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃ‡โ ™โฃ‹โฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โขนโ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ‰โ „โ งโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ โ ’โ ›โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ โขปโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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February 2021

Dota 2

Chat would benefit from watching you play Xayah or Varus

twitchquotes: Hey Sneaky, I think chat would benefit from watching you play Xayah or Varus. We're all sex starved weebs and when you play Xayah and Varus we get to see you get your shit pushed in
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March 2018
Sneaky

League of Legends

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