[Copypasta] For the blind, it is light

twitchquotes: Who is [streamer name]? ๐Ÿค” For the blind, ๐Ÿฆ‡ it is light. ๐Ÿ’ก For the hungry ๐Ÿ˜ฃ , it is bread. ๐Ÿž For the sick, ๐Ÿ’‰ it is the cure. โš•๏ธ For the sad ๐Ÿ˜ข , it is joy. ๐Ÿ˜‚ For the poor ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐Ÿ’ฐ โ›๏ธ for the debtor โž– ๐Ÿ’ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐Ÿ™ For the face ๐Ÿ˜ถ , it is the lips ๐Ÿ‘„
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October 2021
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twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, its the "cocklock" you just beat. I'm on the phone with my mom right now, and she isn't very happy with you. She is coming over now to comfort me, and then we are going to have to report you to the police. I hope you enjoy jail.
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Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like killing someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY SUSNO no no i'm NOT sus, Amogus isn't real...but why are there VENTS all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...the power just went out...a fuse was blown...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to ELECTRICAL!!! My roommate looking kinda SUS right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Among Us is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming the Among Drip theme song to myself for three months now...SUS!!! IMPOSTER! RED VENTED!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
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Type :) if you have crippling depression

twitchquotes: type :) if you have Crippling Depression :)
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Hey Kripp, how's it going, totemic might here

twitchquotes: โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค Hey Kripp, how's it going, totemic might here. I would just like to ask if you would build a totemic might deck where you use your totem and make it mighty for 0 mana. Thanks!โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค
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