[Copypasta] For the blind, it is light

twitchquotes: Who is [streamer name]? πŸ€” For the blind, πŸ¦‡ it is light. πŸ’‘ For the hungry 😣 , it is bread. 🍞 For the sick, πŸ’‰ it is the cure. βš•οΈ For the sad 😒 , it is joy. πŸ˜‚ For the poor πŸš«πŸ’° , it is the treasure; πŸ’° ⛏️ for the debtor βž– πŸ’° , it is forgiveness. πŸ™ For the face 😢 , it is the lips πŸ‘„
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