[Copypasta] For the blind, it is light

twitchquotes: Who is [streamer name]? πŸ€” For the blind, πŸ¦‡ it is light. πŸ’‘ For the hungry 😣 , it is bread. 🍞 For the sick, πŸ’‰ it is the cure. βš•οΈ For the sad 😒 , it is joy. πŸ˜‚ For the poor πŸš«πŸ’° , it is the treasure; πŸ’° ⛏️ for the debtor βž– πŸ’° , it is forgiveness. πŸ™ For the face 😢 , it is the lips πŸ‘„
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October 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Pride month is over.

Pride month is over. pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario. The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide. Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...
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GME short squeeze

Lets dumb this down for you apes: - Let's say 5 banana's currently cost 10 dollar - One ape on the market has 5 banana's - Snake asks to borrow 5 banana's for a bit and instead sells the 5 banana's thinking price will go down soon (shorting). he thinks he can buy them later for less and give them back to ape, so he make's profit on the difference. - Group of apes notice what stupid snakes are doing and decide to buy all banana's on the market until snakes have no other choice than to buy from the group of apes in order to return what they borrowed - If group of apes stay strong then price will go πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€
January 2021

WallStreetBets

We have you surrounded weeb

twitchquotes: NaM NaM β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € NaM AYAYA NaM β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € NaM NaM β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β €β € β € WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, YOU FILTHY WEEB.
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July 2019

This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect infection" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly"
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October 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: α•ΌEα’ͺα’ͺO Tα—―ITα‘•α•Ό α‘•α•Όα—©T, α—ͺOα‘Ž α‘­Eα‘­α‘­Eα–‡Oα‘ŽI α•ΌEα–‡E, α‘•α—©α‘­Tα—©Iα‘Ž Oα–΄ Tα•ΌE α—©α‘ŽTI-α–‡IOT α‘­Oα’ͺIα‘•E. α”•TOα‘­ α–‡IOTIα‘ŽG α–‡IGα•ΌT α‘ŽOα—―, Oα–‡ YOα‘Œ α—―Iα’ͺα’ͺ α—·E TOα‘­α—ͺEα‘•KEα—ͺ. YOα‘Œ ᕼᗩᐯE α—·EEα‘Ž α—―α—©α–‡α‘ŽEα—ͺ. α‘ŽO α‘­α‘ŒEα–‡TO α–‡Iα‘•O α‘­α—©α”•TEα–‡Iα‘ŽO α—ͺE α‘ŽIα–‡O Tα—©α–‡Eα‘ŽTIα‘ŽO
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April 2014

Hearthstone

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