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Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment
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Kripp wins Best Actor
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It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. โBoy,โ he says, โwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!โ The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. โWow!โ says Hanks. โI donโt believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his โUnsponsoredโ Hero Academy 2โข Stream!โ
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Nairo Quesadilla stop bullying kids
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Alright, Nario Quesadilla. You had your fun bullying kids on quickplay and making them salty. Hope you feel proud, youโre not making ult online any better, personally Iโm going back at watching VoiD.
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LUL KEK
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So as a joke, I fucked my friend in a Red M&M cosplay
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Red M&Mโs wrapper and shoes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as an M&M and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my wrapper. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Itโs that kind of party."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, canโt resist my chocolaty interior?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "I melt in your mouth, not in your hands!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Red M&M."