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mommy! kripp just read my message!
twitchquotes:
: mommy! kripp just read my message! 
: who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, 
here's a picture of him. 
way to go son \ /
: mommy! kripp just read my message! : who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, here's a picture of him. way to go son \ /
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Kripp
I, as a heterosexual man
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I, as a heterosexual man, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all. If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I know what to watch out for and avoid.
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LE SWARM HAS ARRIVED
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LE SWARM HAS ARRIVED 
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Twitch Should Ban The Term βLive-Streamingβ
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Twitch Should Ban The Term βLive-Streamingβ. Itβs offensive to dead people. My great grandparents are dead and I would like to show them some respect and have twitch ban the term βlive-streamingβ. Itβs a slur used against dead people
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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
I donβt know if youβre new here, so Iβll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donβt want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iβll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donβt think I have to explain why you donβt want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youβll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.