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Taunt is cheat
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taunt is cheat
taunt is cheat
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Hearthstone
Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level
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Your elo doesnβt necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iβve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iβve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
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League of Legends
xQc toxic twat
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I mean, itβs XQC. We expected anything different? Did any of yaβlll watch him as an OW pro? Letβs be honest here, was only a matter a time. and his channel wonβt die, itβs filled with toxic twats just like him. he gets banned from twitch, heβll go to FB or YT and continue to make bank.
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xQcOW
I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iβve been little, Iβve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. βOn the searchβ as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilotβs license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iβm afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
WEE WOO WEE WOO
ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!
steps on stage
Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"
Comedy God: "Heh..."
adjusts fedora
the building is filled with fear and anticipation
God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense
comedy god clears throat
everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard
world leaders look and wait with dread
everything in the world stops
nothing is happening
comedy god smirks
no one is prepared for what is going to happen
comedy god musters all of this power
he bellows out to the world
"ATTACK"
absolute suspense
everyone is filled with overwhelming dread
"HELICOPTER"
all at once, absolute pandemonium commences
all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once
giant brawls start
43 wars are declared simultaneously
a shockwave travels around the earth
earth is driven into chaos
humanity is regressed back to the stone age
the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself
all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did
people who aren't killed die from laughter
literally the funniest joke in the world
then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma