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Doggies can be vegan too
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I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. 
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Kripp
Doublelift's chat is the best chat to spread copypastas
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Doublelift's chat is the best chat to spread your copypastas. I love the feeling of that succulent wall of text skyrocketing through chat at the speed of sound. The sheer knowledge that at least one other person will notice your masterpiece, highlight it, and copypasta. This is my safe place. This is where I will plant my pastas to grow up to be big pasta trees.
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Doublelift
Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'?
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Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'? We know Kripp is not the best player and he might be a bit slow in the head, but stop pointing out the obvious by typing 'misplay' over and over.
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Kripp
cant understand how you have a popular stream
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cant understand how you have a popular stream. you keep saying βi dont even know what im doingβ and it shows. youβre strats... wait do you have any? doesnβt seem like it. you just seem consistantly terrible. dunno why people watch you. youβre not entertaining or educating or anything... just another garbage ARAM player... lost a potential watcher for... literally anyone else
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VEGAN MAN
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VEGAN MAN π π Take me by the hand β lead me to the spam that you understand π π VEGAN MAN π π The voyage π² to the top of the πdeck is a real trip π π VEGAN MAN π π The crust of a Romanian man π³ fueled by the banned π Soaking up the π¦ salt in the spam π―
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Kripp