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[Copypasta]Do not call your significant other honey
Do π not π call π your π significant π other π honey π unless π you π are π a π bee π you π are π appropriating π bee π culture, π this π cannot π bee π accepted π
Do π not π call π your π significant π other π honey π unless π you π are π a π bee π you π are π appropriating π bee π culture, π this π cannot π bee π accepted π
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