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John Xina needs your credit card info
π¨π¨CALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERSπ¨π¨ JOHN XINA π¨π³π¦LOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT π€― π€AND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK πππ¨π³ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1οΈβ£2οΈβ£ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD π³ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE π
AND THOSE 3οΈβ£ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK π¨π³π¨π³π¨π³π¦
No more WalMart rollbacks for you
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Dear imaqtpie,My name is Nightblue3 and i hate you for trolling me out of challenger. This is your official warning - I have reported you to the security professionals at WalMart. You will be banned on site. No more rollbacks for you.
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Guys, the color scheme of McDonald's consists of red, yellow, and white. It does not include blac k like Florida Mayhem. Stop spamming about how they are McDonald's already. It's untrue and unfunny.
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Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro
I was driving with a friend
I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
We both laugh and I unzip his pants
I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
I start sucking his dick and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
He then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.
Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.
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