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the unluckiest human ever
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BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
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InvaderVie sub shaming
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It doesn't really matter how much money you make, or how much money you have π That's really the thing because I'm not asking you large financial contribution! 20$ is quite alot of money. A sub is 5 dollars! It doesn't matter how broke you are π If you have time to watch Twitch, you have 10$, if you don't, you should be working and earning money. Or you're saying you're so irresponsable with your money you won't support the entertainment you enjoy?! π
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Morbius is love. Morbius is life.
I was only nine years old. I loved Morbius so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Morbius every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Morbius is love", I would say, βMorbius is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Morbius. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Morbius. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, βItβs morbin time". He grabs me with his powerful morby hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Morbius. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Morbius. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Morbius. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Morbius looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Get morbed". Morbius leaves through my window. Morbius is love. Morbius is life.
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WIFE TEST π© IF YOU TOUCH THE WIFE , GO TO CHEAT π β forsenCD / π β
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Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid LUL ?
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Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid 
? Iβm a god xDxDxD xD look at the most perfect pyramid. Try like me! Canβt without dank meme And now look it will be o very tall Can you do a 5 line pyramid? What about 6 lines XD Try it! Copy it! Here itβs 8 it is 9!
? Iβm a god xDxDxD xD look at the most perfect pyramid. Try like me! Canβt without dank meme And now look it will be o very tall Can you do a 5 line pyramid? What about 6 lines XD Try it! Copy it! Here itβs 8 it is 9!
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