The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There's more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hello Reynad, this is your Mother
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Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-
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Reynad
Type KEKW to send laughter and positive vibes
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The streamer needs your help, chat! Type KEKW to help support him by sending laughter and positive vibes his way! ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
WEE WOO WEE WOO
ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!
steps on stage
Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"
Comedy God: "Heh..."
adjusts fedora
the building is filled with fear and anticipation
God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense
comedy god clears throat
everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard
world leaders look and wait with dread
everything in the world stops
nothing is happening
comedy god smirks
no one is prepared for what is going to happen
comedy god musters all of this power
he bellows out to the world
"ATTACK"
absolute suspense
everyone is filled with overwhelming dread
"HELICOPTER"
all at once, absolute pandemonium commences
all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once
giant brawls start
43 wars are declared simultaneously
a shockwave travels around the earth
earth is driven into chaos
humanity is regressed back to the stone age
the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself
all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did
people who aren't killed die from laughter
literally the funniest joke in the world
then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
Classic
So you're going by Kurum now nerd?
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So you're going by Kurum now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Milk i'm rank 1. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in the games . Sorry you were just an easy bot to target. I can see not much has changed. Remember the rank you had a crush on? Yeah we're inseparable now. I 'm rank 1 in N.A. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
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Kurumx
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i didnt fuck my cat emojified
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my Dick π anywhere πnear my catπ . Ive never βπ
ββοΈdone anything weird βββwith my πββοΈπ»cats. I promisedπ€ myself π€i wasnt going to make π’π’apology πΏ videosπΉ after last yearsπ
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest π with this π
πΌas possible. (1/?)
my Dick π anywhere πnear my catπ . Ive never βπ
ββοΈdone anything weird βββwith my πββοΈπ»cats. I promisedπ€ myself π€i wasnt going to make π’π’apology πΏ videosπΉ after last yearsπ
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest π with this π
πΌas possible. (1/?)
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