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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old. 
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itās an insult to hear āair fryers are as good as fryingā. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iām gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iām in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iāll never stop upvoting and loving you all butā¦ but Iām just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an āextra air ovenā as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment āyou clearly donāt own an air fryerā Iād be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnāt high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face
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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself
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My poop story
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My poop story.
I lived in a dookie (pun on purpose) apartment complex in a college town, literally $300 a month, on a river in the south. So a small and always very high maintenance team worked for them. They showed up (stoned) and were changing everyoneās filters. Heard. Ok come in. I had a particularly funky little caesars pizza not an hour before the incident. We were making small talk and such as these things tend to linger, I suddenly felt a disturbance in my lower gut (bubbleguts). I felt confident in my distance from the maintenance guy that I got squeeze out a fart and then distract him into another room. This was no fart. At slightest bit of effort I put towards this fart a flood of terrible pizza diarrhea shot out of my ass like a goddamn rocket. As I was staring this man in the eye. I was staring another human being in the eyes...while I pooed my pants. To this day not only do I have no clue if he knew or not but I would still pay thousands of dollars to just see my face when that happened.
That is my poop story.
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoās mom
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoās mom. I noticed you havenāt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnāt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weāre never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donāt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Kripp
. It's not good for a kid to see that. He might be curious about tasting a glorious *** in the future. I dont want that.