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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old. 
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I used to be a real ad
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ANY LOSERS?
find yourself a man that respects you
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Poor [female streamer name here], she always has to deal with these idiots. if I was her boyfriend she would get treated like the queen she is. I would never embarass her especially not in front of other people. This is disgusting. [female streamer name here] if you are reading this just get away from these morons and find yourself a man that respects you.
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Simps
48 year man from somalia
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Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
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Kripp
Classic
If my girl and PPMD both drowning
if my girl 😍
and PPMD 
both drowning 😱
and I can only save one 😤
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Catch me at my girl’s funeral 😝
chanting STACK 👏
IT 👏
UP 👏
😏
💯
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both drowning 😱
and I can only save one 😤
😬
Catch me at my girl’s funeral 😝
chanting STACK 👏
IT 👏
UP 👏
😏
💯
😎
🏆
Super Smash Bros
Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.
Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.