[Copypasta] Rainbow 6 copypastas have to be among the worst I've seen in any esport

twitchquotes: Also, Rainbow 6 copypastas have to be among the worst I've seen in any esport. People spam garbage over and over until eventually the mods get fed up and clamp down on spam. I don't blame them for it. Get creative and stop ruining twitch chat for everyone
twitch chat
August 2020
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More Copypastas

So Aurateur, let鈥檚 have a talk.

twitchquotes: So Aurateur, let鈥檚 have a talk. I strongly feel that your channel would do better if you turned off TTS or at least filtered out the spam. Thing is, while I myself have never donated to you or any other streamer, and my only subs are twitch prime, I feel I know a thing or two about how to succeed as a streamer and I鈥檓 certain your channel would do better without all the spam, it鈥檚 clear nobody wants that shit and is the only thing holding you back as a fulltime streamer. Thank you.
twitch chat
July 2020
Aurateur

Gordon Ramsey, chef bloody extraordinaire

twitchquotes: Hello "Kripparrian", this is *** Gordon Ramsey, chef bloody extraordinaire. I hear you are starting a cooking show "Papparrian & Lil' Kripp's kitchen" and I would like to send you my special pasta recipe to get you started you lil fucker. cheers mate. Please no copy tagliolini, serious business
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

LCS, aka "Literally Cannot Sidelane"

twitchquotes: LCS, aka "Literally Cannot Sidelane", is Riot's premier Wildcard region held in the saltiest continent and denoted as such, NA. It is ridiculed for its poor international performance and macro, favouring the "NARAM" style.
twitch chat
February 2020
LCS

League of Legends

You think it鈥檚 funny to take screenshots of people鈥檚 NFTs, huh?

You think it鈥檚 funny to take screenshots of people鈥檚 NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone鈥檚 property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You鈥檙e the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don鈥檛 even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn鈥檛 pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn鈥檛 lie. Even if you try to save it, it鈥檚 my property. You鈥檙e just angry that you couldn鈥檛 afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn鈥檛 even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You鈥檙e just mad you don鈥檛 own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you鈥檒l be hearing from my lawyers.
November 2021

Cryptocurrency

NFTs

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [釙權技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 so try playing that he may come
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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