[Copypasta] I am a TSLA bull

twitchquotes: If TSLA has million number of bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has ten bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has no bulls, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against TSLA, I am against the world. I love TSLA till my last breath.
twitch chat
July 2020
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YOUโ€™VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE KAWAII TRUCK

YOUโ€™VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^](๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง | KAWAII TRUCK | โ€˜|โ€โ€œโ€;.., ___. |_โ€ฆ_โ€ฆ______===|= _|__|โ€ฆ, ] | โ€(@ )โ€™(@ )โ€โ€œโ€โ€œ*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โŠ‚๏ผˆ๏พŸะ”๏พŸโŠ‚โŒ’๏ผ‰ NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!! MOTHERFUCKER ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOUโ€™LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND SHITTINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.
October 2021

Weebs

Anime

level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops

twitchquotes: Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COMโ„ข. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
twitch chat
February 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Megaman

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November 2014

Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

twitchquotes: ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ผจ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ "๏ผฎ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“" ๏ผณ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ ๏ผช๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ ๏ผณ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผŽ
twitch chat
August 2014
Trump

The default Fortnite dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The default dance is truly a masterpiece. Never, in all of history, has such an artistic masterpiece ever been created. The choreography is possibly the most beautiful sight ever beheld by the human eye. The sharp sound of the SLAP when the playerโ€™s hands collide perfectly with the beat of the song sends a bone chilling shiver down my spine, every single time I hear it. I find my self watching my in-game avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual for hours on end.
twitch chat
November 2018

Fortnite

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