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Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
WEE WOO WEE WOO
ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!
steps on stage
Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"
Comedy God: "Heh..."
adjusts fedora
the building is filled with fear and anticipation
God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense
comedy god clears throat
everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard
world leaders look and wait with dread
everything in the world stops
nothing is happening
comedy god smirks
no one is prepared for what is going to happen
comedy god musters all of this power
he bellows out to the world
"ATTACK"
absolute suspense
everyone is filled with overwhelming dread
"HELICOPTER"
all at once, absolute pandemonium commences
all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once
giant brawls start
43 wars are declared simultaneously
a shockwave travels around the earth
earth is driven into chaos
humanity is regressed back to the stone age
the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself
all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did
people who aren't killed die from laughter
literally the funniest joke in the world
then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
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HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON
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HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON NEED PROOF? I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS
HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON NEED PROOF? I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS
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Quarantine? More like quaran time
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Quarantine? More like quaran time 🕋🕋🕌👏 may allah bless you
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Coronavirus
COVID
Proud EU Citizens
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Hi this is Fatima speaking 
this my husband Abdul 
and finnaly we have our son Mustafa 
please welcome us twitch chat #proudeucitizens
this my husband Abdul and finnaly we have our son Mustafa please welcome us twitch chat #proudeucitizens
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EU vs NA
I like pom
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I like pom. You read that wrong. You have a dirty mind and I hope you have a bad day. Goodbye and please go to church. Cleanse your mind, soul and body. Thank you.
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