[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

Jared returns home from North Korea to Tobito

twitchquotes: The year is 2028, Jared returns home to Nantucket after serving his 3rd tour in North Korea. Victorious but broken, he exhales hard as he looks up to see his quaint house on the hill. It isn't until that his eyes take in the grace and beauty of Tobito Flatdickacini that he finds the will to continue living. That night they dined on rum and cheese by candlelight and reminisced of 2016. The time of Harambe, the quarrel they had that lead to JABITO, and their asexual child, Plankie. KappaPride

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December 2016

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Evere Time Kripe Bro Fist I Put Balls On Compotur Scren

twitchquotes: ＥｖｅｒｅＴｉｍＫｒｉｐｅＢｒｏＦｉｓｔＩＰｕｔＢａｌｌｓＯｎＣｏｍｐｏｔｕｒＳｃｒｅｎ．ＭａｅｋＫｒｉｐｅＬｏｏｋＧａｙＨａｈａＫｒｉｐｅＴｏｕｃｈｂａｌｌｓ

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October 2014

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On imaqtpie playing Outlast...

twitchquotes: WOULD LUCIAN BE THIS BIG OF A BITCH WHEN HE IS TRYING TO SAVE SENNAS SOUL FROM THRESH

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August 2014

imaqtpie

Hammer and sickle

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January 2017

hey guys, ninja sub here, I am hardstuck gold

twitchquotes: hey guys, ninja sub here, I am hardstuck gold and i loveeee fortnite! all the cool kids at my school play it, and i subbed to ninja because he told me to, and he has lots of viewers haHAA

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July 2018

Ninja

[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

Jared returns home from North Korea to Tobito

League of Legends

Evere Time Kripe Bro Fist I Put Balls On Compotur Scren

On imaqtpie playing Outlast...

Hammer and sickle

hey guys, ninja sub here, I am hardstuck gold

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