[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

twitchquotes: Four people on me. Quick I need help. Dash, we're on then way. Come on guys we got this. NOOOO. NOOOO.Quick! The quicker picker upper.A spill? No biggie.That's right chat, ya GOTTA have Bounty at your battle station. My man! Let's get back into this. Cover Me, cover me. Guy's I'm still knocked over here. Bounty. The Quicker Picker-upper.
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June 2020
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People space jammed from the oldest of times

twitchquotes: From the oldest of times, people jammed for a number of reasons. They jammed in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they Jammed to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they Jammed to celebrate." And that is the Jamming we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord Octavian. Slam Jam unto the Lord Octavian a new song. Let them praise His name in the Space Jam"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? He jammed๏ปฟ
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September 2014
Kripp

Athens Police arrests two Twitch streamers

twitchquotes: Today Athens Police arrested two men, famous on the internet site Twitch. This "Trump" and "Kripp" were having sex in public, over what seemed to be the dead body of a cat that was backstabbed. Both men referred to the dead cat as "Caterrian". Their one phone call was made to the leading salt exporter "Reynad". More news at 10
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Darshan the mashtomp

twitchquotes: HELLO cutie it's Darshan the mashtomp and i want to get back into DIG. Even though I don't eat meat i will gladly suck yours for us to DUO REUNITE. I will even get scarra "gragas" wukong to join. Love, Darshan marshan of the il larshan kaperino no fettuchini pastrino
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December 2014
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I am bullied for loving the Kripparrian

twitchquotes: Eแด แด‡ส€ส แด…แด€ส แด€แด› sแด„สœแดแดสŸ ษช แด€แด ส™แดœสŸสŸษชแด‡แด… า“แดส€ สŸแดแด ษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด, แด›สœแด‡ แดแด›สœแด‡ส€ แด‹ษชแด…s สŸแด€แดœษขสœ แด€ษดแด… sแด€ส "สœแด‡ ษชsษด'แด› ส€แด‡แด€สŸ" แดส€ "แดกสœแด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ า“แดœแด„แด‹ ษชs แด€ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด". แด›สœแด‡ส แดŠแดœsแด› แด…แดษด'แด› แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด…. ษช แด˜สŸแด€ษด แด›แด sแดแดษด ส™แดœษชสŸแด… แด€ษด OJ ส™แดแดส™ แด€ษดแด… sสœแดแดกแด‡ส€ แด›สœแด‡แด แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœส€ สŸแดแด แด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. แด›สœแด‡ส แดกแดษด'แด› ส™แด‡ สŸแด€แดœษขสœษชษดษข า“แดส€ สŸแดษดษข
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December 2014
Kripp

Help Doge Take Over Steam

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