[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

twitchquotes: Four people on me. Quick I need help. Dash, we're on then way. Come on guys we got this. NOOOO. NOOOO.Quick! The quicker picker upper.A spill? No biggie.That's right chat, ya GOTTA have Bounty at your battle station. My man! Let's get back into this. Cover Me, cover me. Guy's I'm still knocked over here. Bounty. The Quicker Picker-upper.
twitch chat
June 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9hssN3dCZw
I used to be a real ad
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Among Us / Amogus

Just taking my money for a walk

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)β•―β•²___[Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ…5)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…] Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk
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October 2018

Classic

plebs vs subs

Garfield

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This is Catarrian's mother

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian, this is the Catarrian's mother. I am writing to in human words because the Catarrian feels he has been mistreated. He tells me "meow" which means that he feels you are not giving him enough stream time. And he also said "Nyaa," which means you better pet the Catarrian
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December 2014
Kripp
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