[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

Tragedy of Angela “Mercy” Ziegler the Healer

twitchquotes: I thought not. It's not a story the Blizzard Devs would tell you. It's an Overwatch legend. Angela Ziegler was the main healer of Overwatch, so powerful and so skilled she could use her rapid healing to influence the human body to create life... She had such a knowledge of healing that she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying. The Zürich PHD is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Jeff Kaplan everything she knew, then her developers nerfed her in her sleep. Ironic, she could save others from death, but not herself.

twitch chat

February 2018

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

Megaman's head

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November 2014

After Reynad uses pictures of his forehead for Tinder...

twitchquotes: After Reynad began using only pictures of his forehead for his Tinder account, his amount of female attention increased drastically. One woman was particularly ready to hop in bed with him. "I'm going to make so much money off of this thirsty Ukrainian!" she said to herself. Unfortunately for her she left her phone on with Andrey's Tinder profile open and his forehead heard her. She "disappeared" within the week.

twitch chat

November 2015

Reynad

When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

Tragedy of Angela “Mercy” Ziegler the Healer

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

Megaman's head

After Reynad uses pictures of his forehead for Tinder...

When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

Morbius

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me 😫

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[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

Tragedy of Angela “Mercy” Ziegler the Healer

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

Megaman's head

After Reynad uses pictures of his forehead for Tinder...

When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

Morbius

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me 😫

WallStreetBets

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