[Copypasta] Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

twitchquotes: Four people on me. Quick I need help. Dash, we're on then way. Come on guys we got this. NOOOO. NOOOO.Quick! The quicker picker upper.A spill? No biggie.That's right chat, ya GOTTA have Bounty at your battle station. My man! Let's get back into this. Cover Me, cover me. Guy's I'm still knocked over here. Bounty. The Quicker Picker-upper.
twitch chat
June 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9hssN3dCZw
(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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That's some bad shit right there

twitchquotes: do NOT sign me the FUCK up šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€ bad shit baĢ·Ģ¶ Ō sHit šŸ‘Ž thats āŒ some bad šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Žshit right šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž th šŸ‘Ž ere šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž right āŒ there āŒ āŒ if i do Ę½aŅÆ so my selļ½†šŸš« i say so šŸš« thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³įµ‰) mMMMMįŽ·Šœ šŸš« šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOļ¼ÆOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’ šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž šŸ‘Ž šŸš« šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽBad shit
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What is inside that taco? Oh no it's REYNAD

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft PJSalt TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD
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Reynad

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salty

Please stop the ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ in your chat

twitchquotes: Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ in your chat. I am from dubai and "ćƒ½ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½ļ¾‰ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino
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Kripp

You arenā€™t like the other girls. You're built different

I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iā€™ve ever seen. Youā€™re absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itā€™s so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenā€™t like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.
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Simps

Tuck Frump into bed

twitchquotes: I would tuck frump into bed every night if I could
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