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RIP Joe the Spider
I know this is really stupid but Iโm sad about it.
Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iโm a girl who lives alone so I guess some โdudeโ stuff hasnโt been done around the house.
Context: I have a spider named joe. Heโs a dandy long leg. Heโs been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust.
Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said โyouโre welcomeโ. Iโm super confused. So I ask โfor what?โ He says โI just killed a big ass spider for youโ.
I couldnโt even contain myself. I just yelled โYOU KILLED JOE?!โ And started tearing up. I didnโt tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy.
My friend was distraught. Heโs a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house.
I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeโs trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure.
RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
I know this is really stupid but Iโm sad about it.
Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iโm a girl who lives alone so I guess some โdudeโ stuff hasnโt been done around the house.
Context: I have a spider named joe. Heโs a dandy long leg. Heโs been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust.
Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said โyouโre welcomeโ. Iโm super confused. So I ask โfor what?โ He says โI just killed a big ass spider for youโ.
I couldnโt even contain myself. I just yelled โYOU KILLED JOE?!โ And started tearing up. I didnโt tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy.
My friend was distraught. Heโs a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house.
I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeโs trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure.
RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
64 is cool, Melee is too, Ultimate will suffice
twitchquotes:<3 64 IS COOL <3 MELEE IS TOO <3 ULTIMATE WILL SUFFICE <3 SO LETโS BE NICE <3
<3 64 IS COOL <3 MELEE IS TOO <3 ULTIMATE WILL SUFFICE <3 SO LETโS BE NICE <3
Today I finally came out as dreamgender to my family and friends, this is how it went.
I woke up in the morning at 7am and immediately went to wake up my parents. I explained to them how I'm dreamgender and dreamsexual but they didnt even know who dream is, boomers. I had to explain to them its a sexy minecraft youtuber and how Im connected to him emotionally and sexually. They didnt get mad at all (yay!) they just stared at me with a blank expression. I think theyre proud of me but just dont know what to think of it yet since it came as such as shock to them. I tried to show them a video of dream but they werent really interested and told me to go to school.
in school the first class was english so I told the teacher that I had an important announcement that I would like to tell to the entire class. Yesterday I prepared a short powerpoint presentation on dreamgenders and dreamsexuals to make them better understand. I explained how dream is really hot and how I feel a deep connection to dream and how he is my soulmate and my identity. The teacher was so amazed I guess she didnt know what to say haha she looked like she was smiling.
When I finished explaining why dream is hot and awesome, I started clapping expecting everyone else to do the same, but they didnt. My best friend didnt clap either which was really weird but maybe he was also surprised since I hadnt told him either. my teacher ended up being the only one clapping, so Im really thankful to her. I thought they didnt get it so I tried to explain in simpler terms that I love dream and how I am dream.
Some girls were giggling the entire time so I called them out on it saying they shouldnt be laughing when I have prepared for this moment for so long. Then they started saying really dreamphobic things like saying its stupid and makes no sense. I explained to them why its homophobic and close minded but they didnt listen. Then some guy called me a stupid fucking nerd which made my blood boil. I challenged him to a duel in minecraft which he didnt even respond to and his friends were just laughing. Everyone else was silent I thought that they secretly supported me but just didnt want to face the same oppression dreamgenders and dreamsexuals have to face every day.
Then the teacher told me to get back to my seat and started the lesson like nothing happened. I told her I wanted to show the class a compilation of minecraft manhunt best moments but she didnt let me do it. After the class a bunch of my classmates came to me and asked if I was joking or what and I tried to explain it to them but they were just making fun of me and saying Im weird and a creep. it was awful. I was bullied a bit before but now nobody wanted to talk to me the entire day even when I tried to show my ''friends'' (not friends anymore, theyre nazis apparently) some dream videos and discussed minecraft speedrunning they didnt respond at all.
I've been crying the entire day because I cant believe the people I thought were cool were dreamphobes/racists/nazis as well. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ its honestly really crushing how people are still like this in 2021. now Im starting to realize I dont need those kinds of toxic people in my life and the only person I truly need is Dream. Dream is my boyfriend, my gender, my sexuality, my identity and my best friend all at once, why would I need anyone else?
I woke up in the morning at 7am and immediately went to wake up my parents. I explained to them how I'm dreamgender and dreamsexual but they didnt even know who dream is, boomers. I had to explain to them its a sexy minecraft youtuber and how Im connected to him emotionally and sexually. They didnt get mad at all (yay!) they just stared at me with a blank expression. I think theyre proud of me but just dont know what to think of it yet since it came as such as shock to them. I tried to show them a video of dream but they werent really interested and told me to go to school.
in school the first class was english so I told the teacher that I had an important announcement that I would like to tell to the entire class. Yesterday I prepared a short powerpoint presentation on dreamgenders and dreamsexuals to make them better understand. I explained how dream is really hot and how I feel a deep connection to dream and how he is my soulmate and my identity. The teacher was so amazed I guess she didnt know what to say haha she looked like she was smiling.
When I finished explaining why dream is hot and awesome, I started clapping expecting everyone else to do the same, but they didnt. My best friend didnt clap either which was really weird but maybe he was also surprised since I hadnt told him either. my teacher ended up being the only one clapping, so Im really thankful to her. I thought they didnt get it so I tried to explain in simpler terms that I love dream and how I am dream.
Some girls were giggling the entire time so I called them out on it saying they shouldnt be laughing when I have prepared for this moment for so long. Then they started saying really dreamphobic things like saying its stupid and makes no sense. I explained to them why its homophobic and close minded but they didnt listen. Then some guy called me a stupid fucking nerd which made my blood boil. I challenged him to a duel in minecraft which he didnt even respond to and his friends were just laughing. Everyone else was silent I thought that they secretly supported me but just didnt want to face the same oppression dreamgenders and dreamsexuals have to face every day.
Then the teacher told me to get back to my seat and started the lesson like nothing happened. I told her I wanted to show the class a compilation of minecraft manhunt best moments but she didnt let me do it. After the class a bunch of my classmates came to me and asked if I was joking or what and I tried to explain it to them but they were just making fun of me and saying Im weird and a creep. it was awful. I was bullied a bit before but now nobody wanted to talk to me the entire day even when I tried to show my ''friends'' (not friends anymore, theyre nazis apparently) some dream videos and discussed minecraft speedrunning they didnt respond at all.
I've been crying the entire day because I cant believe the people I thought were cool were dreamphobes/racists/nazis as well. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ its honestly really crushing how people are still like this in 2021. now Im starting to realize I dont need those kinds of toxic people in my life and the only person I truly need is Dream. Dream is my boyfriend, my gender, my sexuality, my identity and my best friend all at once, why would I need anyone else?
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8?
twitchquotes:Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym....
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym....
Just me and EA hanging out
twitchquotes:Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ
Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ