[Copypasta] Useless Spotify ad

twitchquotes: Thanks for listening to Spotify. No, really. You could've listened to the radio. You could've spun some vinyl. You could've played a cassette tape. You could've listened to an eight track tape, if you knew what an eight track tape looked like. But you listened to Spotify. Thanks for that. And you still have hundreds of more playlists to enjoy
twitch chat
May 2020
(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—怀ļ¼­ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½–ļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½Œļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½„怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½’ļ½‹ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½™ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ¼«ļ½…ļ½Œā€™ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½•ļ½šļ½ļ½„ļ¼į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iā€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iā€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
twitch chat
November 2020

Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
twitch chat
February 2020

Nice opinion, but it's wrong

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
January 2022

Among Us Reds

twitchquotes: It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.
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October 2020

Among Us / Amogus

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