[Copypasta] Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best

twitchquotes: The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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April 2019
From this tweet: https://twitter.com/not_esports/status/1115258924821819392
What happened to this ad? :(
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I am a TSLA bull

twitchquotes: If TSLA has million number of bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has ten bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has no bulls, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against TSLA, I am against the world. I love TSLA till my last breath.
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July 2020

Peeping from behind wall

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October 2021

I’m paying to shoot like Wardell not Whiffdell

πŸ“žHello?πŸ“žIs this the OP Academy?πŸ“žI would like a refund pleaseπŸ“žI’m paying to shoot like Wardell not WhiffdellπŸ“žHe do missπŸ“ž
June 2021
WARDELL

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June 2017

Your kids and your brofisting

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian, Bobby Smith's mother here. I noticed more blood in Bobby's underwear doing his laundry this week. You kids and your brofisting!
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January 2015
Kripp
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