[Copypasta] Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best

twitchquotes: The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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April 2019
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Cybrix and the Head Chef of Dominos

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝใ€€๏ผฃ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ˜๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ผฃ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผค๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ“โ„ขใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽโ€™๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผˆ๏ผธ๏ผธ๏ผฌใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ผ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ผ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ผ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ผ‰๏ผŽใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผ
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twitchquotes: imaqtpie's stream is undoubtedly the best way to waste time. Nothing of value happens here and you can study a real homeless man in preparation for when your life inevitably falls apart as a result
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April 2018
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Iโ€™M NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS

twitchquotes: โ€œIโ€™M NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. Iโ€™M SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEโ€ LUL
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Gotta hit up the bathroom V2

twitchquotes: "Give me a second guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom". He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a blank stare. As Dex yips, Kripp stands up out of his chair, saying "This game is ok." at a medium volume. Rania continues streaming, and Kripp walks past her on the way to the bathroom. After taking a few breaths, Kripp walks back to his desk, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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October 2018
Kripp

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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