[Copypasta] It's already priced in

twitchquotes: Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
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April 2020
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Please use the code Tempo to save 3% off...

twitchquotes: BibleThump Andrey Yanuk otherwise known as Reynad has passed away this Saturday's afternoon. He was ambushed by a group of dongers in an alley, and stabbed with a kniferino made out of a salt shaker. His last words were "please use the code "Tempo" to save 3% off the funeral costs and bury me in my tempostorm tshirt". Rest in peace pepperoni cappuccino pistachio bro. You shall be missed. Please no copy pasterino cappuccino
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November 2015
Reynad

sellout

World War 2 in emojis

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ˜จ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธโš”โžก๏ธโš”๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸฆณโœŒโš”๐Ÿ†š๏ธโš”๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸฆณโœŒ๐Ÿšข ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณโ™ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ™ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ™ฟ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸฆณโœŒโš”๐Ÿ†š๏ธโš”๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโš”๐Ÿ†š๏ธโš”๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜ข๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ
July 2021

Emoji Pasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about OTM FDs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about OTM FDs, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the Special Needs Division of the Navy Seals, and I've been bag holding from pump n' dumps on WSB since 2012, AND I have over 300 confirmed margin calls. I am trained in the 'tism and I'm the top retard in the entire United States armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another normie retail investor. I will wipe out my portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about OTM FDs over the Internet? Think again, fuckface. As we speak I am contacting my wife's network of boyfriends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your portfolio. Your fucking 401k is dead, kid. I can trade anywhere, anytime, and I can lose fat stacks over seven hundred ways, and that's just with TSLA FDs. Not only am I extensively trained in sniffing glue, but I have access to the entire crayon collection of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass boomer stocks off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit crayon diarrhea all over you, the likes of which would make even Jackson Pollock jealous, and you will drown in it. You're fucking done, kiddo.
September 2021

WallStreetBets

Navy Seal

You have been permanently banned from this channel

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June 2017

10 years since Dota 2 update

twitchquotes: ๏ผ‘๏ผใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผค๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽใ€€Icefrog๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ—ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”'๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ผŽใ€€๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽใ€€๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ผ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ผŽ
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