[Copypasta] My e-girl e-cheated on me

twitchquotes: My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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March 2019
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I can see you

โ „โ  โข€โ โก€โขโ โ โ „โ ‚โ โ „โ ‚โ โ „โ โ „โ ‚โ โ ˆโ  โ ‘โ จโ ขโกŠโ ”โกโ „ โ „โ ‚โ  โ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โ ˆโ จโ  โก โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โก€โข‚โ  โ โข€โ ‚โ  โ ˆโ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ  โ „โ ‚โก€โ „โ ˆโ  โ „โ „โ „โก‚โกโ  โก‚โ …โก‚โ Œโกโ ˆโ „โ จโข€โ ‚โกโ Œโ  โกโก‚โ …โ Œโ „โข‚โ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข‚โ ขโขจโฃถโกพโขทโฃฆโก…โก‚โ …โกกโขโ ‚โก‚โก‚โข…โข‘โฃดโฃพโ พโฃฎโฃŒโขโ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข‚โขŠโขฟโกโ กโ ‚โขฝโก—โขŒโข‚โ ขโกโ ชโกโ „โข•โขธโฃฟโ ‘โ กโขธโกฟโขโ จโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ …โกขโก™โ ฟโฃพโขผโ Ÿโก•โก‘โข”โ กโกŠโขŒโ ขโก‘โก‘โกŒโกปโขทโขทโ Ÿโขโ ขโกโ ‚โ „ โ „โ „โ Œโก‚โกชโก‘โก†โฃ‡โฃฃโฃฑโฃธโฃฐโฃฑโฃœโฃฌโฃชโฃฌโฃฆโฃฃโฃŽโฃ–โฃ”โฃ•โข…โข•โ จโ „โ „ โ „โ „โก‘โฃฌโฃบโกพโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃปโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃฒโข…โ „โ „ โ „โ „โขชโข—โฃฏโกโ ™โฃฏโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโขทโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃปโ โข“โกทโกฏโกฃโ „โ  โ „โ „โ ˆโขโขžโกฟโฃฆโก€โ ™โ ฏโขฟโขทโฃฟโฃฝโขฟโฃพโขฟโกฏโกŸโ โขโขคโกฟโกโก•โ โ „โก€ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‘โ โฃ—โฃŸโกทโฃคโฃ€โฃโ ˆโ ˆโ ‰โ Šโฃโก โฃคโขถโฃปโขฝโ ฑโ ‘โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ธโ นโ ฝโกฝโฃฝโฃปโฃปโฃŸโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขฝโขซโ ฃโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ ฃโขฃโข“โข—โขณโขนโขธโ ธโ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „I CAN SEE YOUโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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January 2021

Wojak

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„
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September 2018

Everyone please STOP SPAMMING

twitchquotes: Everyone, please STOP SPAMMING, it is very INCONSIDERATE of the folks who are trying to have REAL CONVERSATIONS. Plz no copy pastarino Frappaccino-mochaccino-capuccino, macarino Eddie Pasterino pepperoncino kakaino poopieino peepeeino dickarino assarino skillswiperino salterino bad-luckerino Al Pacino with his dongerino in San Bernardino.
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May 2014
Kripp

I've been unvaccinated for 9 months now

I've been unvaccinated for 9 months now, moving from place to place, keeping ahead of the vaxmaxers, never staying anywhere too long, never letting my face become known. "It's great being vaxmaxed isn't it" the shopkeep says vacantly, to nobody in particular. In keeping with the act I reply to the Heinz Baked Beans Substitute 6 Pack (No Plastic) in my hand, something unrelated, with what I hope is a slightly bemused tone. It takes a lot longer to do my shopping these days, I can't simply march through the shop in an orderly fashion, taking what I need in a single trip, I have to absent mindedly shuffle back and forward between the aisles, never really displaying any intent. As unpresent as they are, the vaxmaxed would notice if I was too focused, too alert. A loud smashing sound in the distance almost blows my cover, I notice, and focus on the sound. The vaxmaxed around me slowly aim their distant gaze on me, but I'm able to save myself, I continue my neck jerk and turn it in to a series of spasms, I drop to the floor convulsing, the vaxmaxed around me quickly lose interest and continue on with their day. "That means it's working" one elderly lady comments to her milk as she passes. I continue the charade long enough to filter out most of the vaxmaxed sharing the aisle. It takes a while, and no insubstantial amount of sweat on my part, but I make it to the checkout. A morbidly obese woman directs the horde at the tills, seemingly oblivious to the cacophony of aberrant scan noises and blinking red lights above the entirely self service super checkout. I wait dutifully, not wanting to be noticed, not wanting to be set upon by the Asda Security Vax Checker team, it had taken all my best bluffing to get past them at the door, I almost chuckled when they believed my vax card was in the post but it was quickly stifled, a chuckled would have given me away, a chuckle would have seen me held down and injected with science juice.
April 2022

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Coronavirus

HAND OVER THE MEMES

twitchquotes: HAND OVER THE MEMES (โŒโ– _โ– )=ฮต/ฬตอ‡ฬฟฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ \ BibleThump / I'M CLEAN ฬฟ' ฬฟ'\ฬตอ‡ฬฟฬฟ\ะท=(ฬฟโ–€ฬฟโ€‰ฬฟฤนฬฏฬฟฬฟโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)ฬ„
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March 2016
Reynad
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