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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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I'm actually a pretty advanced bait station designer
I'm actually a pretty advanced bait station designer. While my formal education is a bit lacking, my cad and computer animation skills are really good, and I have some truly paradigm shifting ideas for bait stations, both vr and non vr.
currently in the beginning stages of seeking VC funds, really trying to move my operation from San Antonio to Austin, a second location could triple my revenue right now.
Obviously right now all our orders are high end custom stations, way out of reach for the avg wsb user. Its my dream to one day be able to produce real bait stations in a production environment.
Right now my company is in talks with several engineering firms out of Seoul to take our cum recycling system and some how use the energy from the spent cum to recharge the batteries.
While the technology is new. It has huge applications. Imagine when you go to charge your tsla, its powered completely by cum.
No longer must we let our nonbiological female prostitutes flush our GOLD down the toilet post coitus, that shit is going to drive our new society.
The money we save as a society on sock costs alone is tremendous.
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who is pokimane?
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who is pokimane? ππ€π€π€«π°
in math: my solution βπ
in history: my queen ππ£
in art: my canvas π¨π₯³
in science: my oxygen π¨π
in geography: my world ππ€―
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Windmill of Friendship
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RENGER needs to be BANNED. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA
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You all should be aware of this great danger going on. From now on RENGAR needs to be banned in every game you play. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA
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This guy's DDOS is crazy
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β βThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!β β βMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" β βHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect programβ β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI streamed that perfectly"!!!
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