[Copypasta] Awooga Awooga

twitchquotes: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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February 2020
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FLIPP ALL THE TABLES

twitchquotes: (โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป FLIP THAT TABLE. โ”ปโ”โ”ป ๏ธต ใƒฝ(ยฐโ–กยฐใƒฝ) FLIP THIS TABLE. โ”ปโ”โ”ป ๏ธต ๏ผผ\('0')/๏ผ ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป FLIP ALL THE TABLES เฒ _เฒ  Son... เฒ _เฒ  Put. เฒ __เฒ  The tables. เฒ ___เฒ  Back. (โ•ฎยฐ-ยฐ)โ•ฎโ”ณโ”โ”ณ (โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป NEVER!!!!
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October 2016

Kappa Nazi

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘ โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘
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November 2014

Flame imp is a bad card

twitchquotes: Wow. Wanna know how I know that this guy doesn't know what he is doing? He plays Flame Imp, a card that does 3 damage to the guy that plays it. Clearly he doesn't understand that if you run out of health you lose.
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November 2014
Kripp

Unimpressed Squidward

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โก€โ  โ คโ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โขคโก’โ ‰โ โ €โ ’โข‚โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โฃ’โ คโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃ โ พโ …โ ˆโ €โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ“โก€โ ‰โ €โ ฌโ •โข„โ €โ € โ €โฃฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ถโขฆโก€โ ‘โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ € โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก„ โ €โขนโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโ โ €โ €โ ™โกดโ โ €โ €โ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ € โ €โ €โ ฑโข„โก€โ €โขฐโฃโฃ’โฃ’โฃ‚โฃฐโฃƒโฃ€โฃ’โฃ’โฃ‚โขฃโ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฒโขผโก€โ €โ ™โ €โข โก‡โ €โ ›โ €โ €โฃŒโฃ€โกคโ –โ ‰โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก—โข„โฃ€โก โ Šโ ˆโขฆโฃ€โฃ€โ ”โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โขฐโ โ €โ €โ €โขฃโ €โ €โฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ”โ Šโ ‰โ โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ คโ ฟโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโ ธโ ’โฃšโกฉโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃโฃ™โ ’โขดโ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โขณโก€โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โ ˆโ ‰โ “โ šโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โ ›โ ›
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August 2021

Hi Tyler, it's Andy from middle school

twitchquotes: Hi Tyler, it's Andy from middle school, the kid you bullied for 3 years. After I got transferred to another school I had huge self-esteem issues and never made any friends. I turned to league of legends, the only game that made me feel special at silver elo but when I found out you're the top league streamer I got flashbacks from when you bullied me. There is no justice in this world. I am going to end it all now I hope you are happy..
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February 2019
Tyler1
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