[Copypasta] Awooga Awooga

twitchquotes: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
twitch chat
February 2020
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New brofisting trend

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ )๏พ‰ Kripp, it's me Papparrian. Your mother and I are very disappointed in this new 'brofisting' trend you've picked up on. We can only suspect it's due to you being around the succubus for too long. Please come home we miss you. No copypasterino cappuccino pizzarino pepperoni papa johns.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

boatyVV

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ”€ โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–›โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–›โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ascii art
September 2018

Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผด ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฅ ๏ผฆ๏ผต๏ผฃ๏ผซ๏ผŸ ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ ๏ผญ๏ผฏ๏ผข๏ผก๏ผŸ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝŽ๏ผ‡๏ฝ” ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ๏ผ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Moonmoon canโ€™t beat a box of oatmeal

twitchquotes: This is fucking sad honestly. This man has been playing this game for hours on end , trying to memorize each and every attack and move. He has died over 1000 times to a box of oatmeal and hasnโ€™t even gotten close to beating it. He comes up with an excuse for every death his chatroom watching him is even trying to give him energy โ€œ GivePLZ TAKE ME ENERGYTakeNRG โ€œ and give him tips which he ignores.Yet he still canโ€™t beat a box of oatmeal how pathetic.
twitch chat
September 2017
MOONMOON
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