[Copypasta] Copypasta-free chat experience

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September 2016
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial

twitchquotes: Four people on me. Quick I need help. Dash, we're on then way. Come on guys we got this. NOOOO. NOOOO.Quick! The quicker picker upper.A spill? No biggie.That's right chat, ya GOTTA have Bounty at your battle station. My man! Let's get back into this. Cover Me, cover me. Guy's I'm still knocked over here. Bounty. The Quicker Picker-upper.
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June 2020

European Union's copyright law

twitchquotes: ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ข๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐ธ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘ˆ๐‘›๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›โ€™๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘”โ„Ž๐‘ก ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ค.
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November 2018

Rick Astley paradox

twitchquotes: If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he wonโ€™t give it to you because heโ€™s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, heโ€™s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.
twitch chat
June 2020

Classic

Please mod me I'm your mother

twitchquotes: Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.
twitch chat
March 2020

I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass

twitchquotes: า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ษขสœแด€sแด›สŸส แด‡สส€ษชแด‡ ษช แด„แด€ษด sแด‡แด‡ แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ แด‡ษดแด…s แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€สŸแด…, แด€ษดแด… า“ส€แดแด แด›สœษชs แด แด€ษดแด›แด€ษขแด‡ แด˜แดษชษดแด› I แด…แด‡แด„สŸแด€ส€แด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ แดœแด›แด›แด‡ส€ แด„แด‡ส€แด›แด€ษชษดแด›ส แด›สœแด€แด› แดŠแด€แดแด‡s ษชs แด€ษด แด€ss
twitch chat
February 2016
Dota Major

Dota 2

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