[Copypasta] Why does Kripp have the personality of an unflushed toilet?

twitchquotes: I don't get why Kripp has to have the personality of an unflushed toilet when he streams. At least when he's in mumble we can love to hate Cybrix. And a mumblebro or two spices things up. It gets old watching Kripp eat Greek food, mute his mic to kiss the succubus, and bitch about RNG.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
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TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: โ•ฐUโ•ฏโ˜œ(โ—‰ษทโ—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is Sister Agatha

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan, this is Sister Agatha from the preschool down the road. Did you and Rania have a child recently? I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your house. The only explanation is that there is an immature person in there, and surely that wouldn't be you, a fine emotionally-stable adult! Please come by and I'll give the child a free lesson in manners! Cheers, Agatha.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Classic

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Kripp

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

United Chat of Kripperica

twitchquotes: Wแด‡, แด›สœแด‡ sแด˜แด€แดแดแด‡ส€s แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แด„สœแด€แด›, ษชษด Oส€แด…แด‡ส€ แด›แด า“แดส€แด แด€ แดแดส€แด‡ แด˜แด‡ส€า“แด‡แด„แด› Dแดษดษขแด‡ส€, แด‡sแด›แด€ส™สŸษชsสœ sแด˜แด€แด, ษชษดsแดœส€แด‡ ษดแด แดษชssแด‡แด… สŸแด‡แด›สœแด€สŸ, แด˜ส€แดแด ษชแด…แด‡ า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ OJ, แด˜ส€แดแดแดแด›แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ษขแด‡ษดแด‡ส€แด€สŸ แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด, แด€ษดแด… sแด‡แด„แดœส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ BสŸแด‡ssษชษดษขs แดา“ แดแดœส€ สŸแดส€แด… แด€ษดแด… sแด€แด ษชแดส€ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›แด แดแดœส€ แด„สœแด€แด› แด€ษดแด… แดแดœส€ สแดแดœษดษขแด‡ส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s, แด…แด แดส€แด…แด€ษชษด แด€ษดแด… แด‡sแด›แด€ส™สŸษชsสœ แด›สœษชs Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜sแด›ษชแด›แดœแด›ษชแดษด า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ Uษดษชแด›แด‡แด… แด„สœแด€แด› แดา“ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Kripp and the Hardcore Police

twitchquotes: เผผ โ–€ฬฟฬฟฤนฬฏฬฟฬฟโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ Kripp, this is the hardcore police, it has come to our attention that you RIP in peace above the allowed average hardcore limit. We are here to inform you that your channel prefix must be changed into cl (casual-life) as a repercussion to better represent your current lifestyle. This will be the last warning. เผผ โ–€ฬฟฬฟฤนฬฏฬฟฬฟโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ แดŠ
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp
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