[Copypasta] TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"

twitchquotes: TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
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November 2019
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Half Steve Half Creeper

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฝโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
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January 2024

Minecraft

Rania is playing hardstone

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
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August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v3

Itโ€™s the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸพPUTAS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you're a border hopping ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝCHOLA ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝIf you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card HOE๐Ÿ’š If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
May 2022

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Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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March 2015
Kripp

Quibi is shutting down

twitchquotes: Quibi is shutting down. Whatโ€™s the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table wonโ€™t be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get โ€œquick bitesโ€ of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go? As if 2020 wasnโ€™t bad enough now I canโ€™t watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city? Whatโ€™s the point? I for one am not โ€œcontentโ€ with the current state of the โ€œcontentโ€
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October 2020
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