[Copypasta] TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"

twitchquotes: TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
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November 2019
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I fucking hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what youā€™re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and heā€™s supposed to be a hero? And I canā€™t even tell you how many damn times Iā€™ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, Iā€™m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote ā€œyouā€™re a piece of shit, and i fucked your momā€. Iā€™m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people youā€™ve wronged will rise against you.
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Game on!

twitchquotes: Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time Kappa. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!
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Facestone

twitchquotes: Important message from BlizzardĀ® Customer Support: We recently renamed HearthstoneĀ® to FacestoneĀ®. Please make sure not to use HearthstoneĀ®, SkillstoneĀ® or RNGStoneĀ® since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school. How's it going man? Remember that one time you jacked off Mr. Stevens to get an A in gym? Haha classic Yiliang you always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man.
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A single Dongerbill can save a life

twitchquotes: Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow ą¼¼ ā–€Ģæ Ģæ Ł„ĶŸąŗˆ ą¼½. For just one Dongerbill [Ģ²$Ģ²(Ģ² Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°Ģ²)Ģ²$Ģ²] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (ā—‰_ā˜¢) ą¼¼ ĶĀ°Ź–ą²  ą¼½ ( Ķ”Ā°Ł„Ķœ Āŗ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [Ģ²$Ģ²(Ģ² Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°Ģ²)Ģ²$Ģ²] can save a life.
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November 2014

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