[Copypasta] Destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey

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IF YOU TOUCH THE LOLI , WATCH BOKU NO PICO ⎝ FeelsGoodMan

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July 2017

Saying C9 at the end of every round

twitchquotes: Hi guys HeyGuys

I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round HeyGuys

I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:

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September 2019

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Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt

twitchquotes: Mr. Kripp, I would like to personally thank you for saving my life. I lead a stressful life and have dangerously high blood sugar. Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt which has balanced my blood sugar levels, and according to the doctor I'm gonna do just fine now. Please remember that every time you get flamestriked, your saltiness cures another middle-aged man like myself of diabetes.

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January 2015

Kripp

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

So me (69m) and my friend (69m) were at waffle house (7300 Innerplan Dr, North Little Rock, Arkansas 72113-7645, US) and were discussing funerals (6-9k). I mentioned that since I will be attending his funeral (approx. 2032) that it would be impudent for him not to turn up to mine (approx. 2036). Long story short, this lead for him to swing a naughty haymaker (right) directly aiming for my jaw when I rapidly dodged and gave the cheeky cunt a swift uppercut (broken nose). He is now hospitalized (critical condition) and I am now currently evading law enforcement (on foot). My family (69f wife, 54m son, 69f wife) have been trying to contact me but I keep telling them if I ever see that punk again, I will give him a little combo (right hook, left hook, headbutt then roundhouse kick). If he is still moving I will stomp on his head until he is a little red smear on the bottom of my boot (black timberlands). I know I’m right but I feel as if I may have overreacted a tiny bit (not too much) AITA?

November 2019

Am I The Asshole?

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November 2014

[Copypasta] Destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey

WEEB TEST

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Saying C9 at the end of every round

Overwatch

Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

Am I The Asshole?

Scary face

[Copypasta] Destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey

WEEB TEST

Weebs

Chat Test

Saying C9 at the end of every round

Overwatch

Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

Am I The Asshole?

Scary face

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