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Doggies can be vegan too

twitchquotes: I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog

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June 2016

Kripp

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: Ｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｔｓＳｔａｖｒｏｓｔｈｅＦｒｕｉｔＳｅｌｌｅｒｆｒｏｍ the bazaar．Ｉ＇ｍｓｏｒｒｙｔｏｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｂｕｔｙｏｕ＇ｖｅｄｒａｉｎｅｄＧｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓｅｎｔｉｒｅｓｕｐｐｌｙｏｆＯｒａｎｇｅｓ．ＢｅｃａｕｓｅｏｆｔｈｅｒｉｏｔｉｎｇｏｎｔｈｅｓｔｒｅｅｔｓｗｅａｄｖｉｓｅｙｏｕｔｏｈｉｄｅａｎｙＯＪｓｕｐｐｌｙｙｏｕｍｉｇｈｔｈａｖｅｌｅｆｔ．ＷｅｃａｎｎｏｗｏｎｌｙｓｅｌｌｙｏｕＯｌｉｖｅＪｕｉｃｅａｎｄｔｈｅｏｄｄｊａｒｏｆＴｚａｔｚｉｋｉ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｇｙｒｏｏｕｚｏ

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March 2014

Kripp

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ｈｕｎｔａｒｄｉｓｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ．ｕｎｄｅｒｔａｋｅｒｗａｓｐｌａｙｅｄｔｕｒｎｏｎｅ，ｂｕｔｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｌｉｖｅｓ．Ｅｖｅｎｇｒｅｅｔｉｎｇｓｔｒａｖｅｌｌｅｒａｎｄｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｅｃａｒｄｄｉｄｎｏｔｗｏｎｎｅｒｅｄ．Ａｓｉｎｇｌｅｔｅａｒｒｏｌｌｓｄｏｗｎｈｉｓｆａｃｅａｓｈｅｃｏｎｃｅｄｅｓ．ｔｉｍｅｔｏｃｒａｆｔｇａｈｚｉｌｌａ．

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December 2014

Kripp

Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!

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November 2018

Kripp

Dex barks at Kripp

twitchquotes: OhMyDog

"Alright, bark at Kripp, I guess" OhMyDog

"Haven't barked at Kripp in a while, let's go bark" OhMyDog

"Barking at Kripp isn't that good, but alright" OhMyDog

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December 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

Doggies can be vegan too

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

Huntard is confused

Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

Dex barks at Kripp

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