[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas

The message can only be posted 10 more times

twitchquotes: this message can only be posted 10 more times or else serious consequences will commence
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Kripp whines some more...

twitchquotes: แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœษชษดษข แดษด แด›สœแด‡ า“สŸแดแดส€, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกสœษชsแด˜แด‡ส€แด‡แด…, "Hแด‡ แด›แดแด˜แด…แด‡แด„แด‹แด‡แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดษดสŸส แด„แด€ส€แด… แด›สœแด€แด› แด„แดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡แด€แด›... แดแด‡...
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Failed as a pepperino pizza

twitchquotes: Mส ส™แดส, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชษดแด แด…ษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ส€ษชษดแด, แดกสœส สแดแดœ แด…แดษด'แด› ษขแด แดแดœแด› ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› แด€ษดแด… sแดœแด„แด‹ ส™สŸแดแดแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ ษขแดแดแด… ส€แดแดแด€ษดษชแด€ษด แด แด€แดแด˜ษชส€แด‡?" แด€ษดแด… แด€สŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด sแด€ส ษชs, "Rษชแด˜ ษชษด แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษช" แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด€แด˜แด˜แด€า“แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด ษขแด, "ษช แด…แด ษดแดแด› แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แด›สœษชs ษดแด‡แดกา“แด€ษดษขสŸแด‡แด… แด€แดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด สŸแด€ษดษขแดœแด€ษขแด‡ สแดแดœ sแด˜แด‡แด€แด‹, ษช สœแด€แด แด‡ า“แด€ษชสŸแด‡แด… แด€s แด€ า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ แด€ษดแด… แด€s แด€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด˜ษชแดขแดขแด€
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you

twitchquotes: My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

EU>NA

twitchquotes: I *** on the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, the Fattys, Guys who have no idea of anything and the most Hated Country EU > NA 4 ever
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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