[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom

twitchquotes: Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom. He has descended to casualness not often witnessed. He watches other people play and imagines their wins as his. His ego is inflated to enormous levels, and he cannot help but pat himself on the back and take credit for a game he did not play. His ego is satisfied for now, but what comes next?
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January 2015
Kripp

Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

In the name of Renly of House Baratheon

twitchquotes: βˆ©ΰΌΌΛ΅β˜―β€Ώβ˜―Λ΅ΰΌ½γ€Β€=[]:::::> In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of his name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. I, Kripp of SoloMid, sentence you to die.<====]-oΒ―\_ΰΌΌβ˜―β€Ώβ˜―βœΏΰΌ½οΎ‰
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June 2015
Kripp

Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Classic

Tanner from High School

Pizza anytime

twitchquotes: α••( ᐛ )α•— ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€α΄€α΄€α΄€. ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴍᴏʀɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴇᴠᴇɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ α΄€α΄› sα΄œα΄˜α΄˜α΄‡Κ€α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇ. α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€s ᴏɴ α΄€ Κ™α΄€Ι’α΄‡ΚŸ, ʏᴏᴜ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ ᴀɴʏᴛΙͺᴍᴇ α••( ᐛ )α•—
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April 2014
Kripp
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