[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Brofist straight in your pepperonis

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, I แดกแด€s แดŠแดœsแด› ษขส€แดแดœษดแด…แด‡แด… า“แดส€ แดกแด€แด›แด„สœษชษดษข สแดแดœส€ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด. Mส แด˜แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด›s sแด€แดก สแดแดœส€ "ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด›" แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด‡แด€แด„สœษชษดษข แดแด‡ แด›แด ส™แด‡แด€แด› แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แดœแด˜, แด€ษดแด… ษดแดแดก I แด„แด€ษด'แด› แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœ แด€ษดสแดแดส€แด‡. Iา“ I แด‡แด แด‡ส€ sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ ษชษด ส€แด‡แด€สŸ สŸษชา“แด‡, I'สŸสŸ ษขษชแด แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด› sแด›ส€แด€ษชษขสœแด› ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษชs. Tสœแด€ษดแด‹s า“แดส€ ส€แดœษชษดษชษดษข แดส สŸษชา“แด‡, แด€ssสœแดสŸแด‡.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

deIlluminati face

twitchquotes: ( deIlluminati อœส– deIlluminati )
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

Tell us what's in the sandwich

twitchquotes: ฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'ฬตะท=เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ=ฮต/ฬต/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ[} ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ^ tell us what's in the sandwich and nobody gets hurt kripp ฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'ฬตะท=เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ=ฮต/ฬต/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ[} ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟ^
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

It can only be described as a Twisting Nether

twitchquotes: I gasp in horror as Kripp pulls out his "huge gun". It can only be described as a Twisting Nether. He says "I got lethal now ". Then he topdecks Blizzard and frosts my face. I groan as he grabs my package and whispers "No sniperinos on my stream..." Then he continues to Gorehowl me.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Scraggly vegan is the only one left

twitchquotes: BOB โ€œYouโ€™re doing GREAT out there!โ€ I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. โ€œI donโ€™t wanna talk about it guysโ€ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
twitch chat
December 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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