[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Rank 11 can be tough

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษช แด‹ษดแดแดก ส€แด€ษดแด‹ 11 แด„แด€ษด ส™แด‡ แด›แดแดœษขสœ, sแด›แด€ส sแด›ส€แดษดษข ส™ส€แด. Yแดแดœส€ ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡ ส™แด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด€สŸสŸ แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษขแดœสs ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ส'ส€แด‡ sแด สŸแดœแด„แด‹ส! Sแดแดษด สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด ษขแด ส™แด€แด„แด‹ แด›แด แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸs แด„แด€ษด แดกษชษด ษขแด€แดแด‡s. Aสœสœ สแด‡s... แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€, แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด„แดษดsแด›ส€แดœแด„แด›ษชษดษข แด€ แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ แดา“ สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแดษชแด„แด‡ ษชs ษดแดแด› แด€ษด ษชssแดœแด‡.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Kripp is actually still living in Canada

twitchquotes: Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters donโ€™t hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp Kappa
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Trump gave Katie Kripp's MITHRIL ARMOR

twitchquotes: Hello "Kripp" ...or should I say COCKTAVIAN. Guess who? YEAH. It's KATIE. From HIGH SCHOOL. Ever since you left me to play this stupid game, me and Trump have decided to continue playing Runescape WITHOUT YOU. And guess what? He gave me your MITHRIL ARMOR. Have fun playing this stupid card game, JERK!.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Krippler and the Donger people

twitchquotes: Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.
twitch chat
June 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

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