[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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It seems you've tarried Mrump

twitchquotes: Do you take Rania to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asks the priest. Kripp smiles as he slips the ring on her finger. "Yes I do," he says, squinting in the glare of a foggy day. The priest says, "You may kiss the bride." as the crowd cheers. Kripp lifts Rania's veil and recoils in horror. Trump smirks, "It seems you've tarried Mrump."
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Spamming is my passion

twitchquotes: Dแด‡แด€ส€ ษดแด€แดขษช แดแดแด…s: Yแดแดœ แดแด€ส สœแด€แด แด‡ ส™แด€ษดษดแด‡แด… แดแด‡ า“แดส€ 10 แดษชษดแดœแด›แด‡s, ส™แดœแด› sสœษชแด›แด˜แดsแด›ษชษดษข แดกษชสŸสŸ แด€สŸแดกแด€สs า“ษชษดแด… แด€ แดกแด€ส. I แดกษชสŸสŸ ส€แด€ษชsแด‡ แดส แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s. I แดกษชสŸสŸ สŸษชแด‡ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› สœแดแดก แด›แด แดแด€แด‹แด‡ า“แด€แด„แด‡s. I แดกษชสŸสŸ RIP ษชษด แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษดษช แด„แด€แด˜แด˜แดœแด„แด„ษชษดแด แด˜ษชsแด›แด€แด„สœษชแด. Sแด แด…แดษด'แด› แด‡แด แด‡ษด แดกแด€sแด›แด‡ สแดแดœส€ แด›ษชแดแด‡ ส™แด€ษดษดษชษดษข แดแด‡, ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ sแด˜แด€แดแดษชษดษข ษชs แดส แด˜แด€ssษชแดษด, AND I WILL COME BACK! PสŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜ส ษดแด€แดขษชส€ษชษดแด แดแดแด…แด‡ส€ษชษดแด
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

twitchquotes: โ€œGive me a second, guys,โ€ Kripp says. โ€œGotta hit up the bathroomโ€ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
November 2020
Kripp

Seven flamestrikes is not a FREE TO PLAY deck

twitchquotes: Kripp, how can you even PRETEND that you are playing with a FREE TO PLAY deck when yours has seven flamestrikes? I thought this stream was newbie friendly, well apparently I was mistaken. For the sake of ***. Unsubbed, unfollowed and unremembered. Bye, Kripp.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Because it's a cool cat

twitchquotes: CoolCat FORCED CoolCat TO CoolCat SPAM CoolCat THIS CoolCat EMOTE CoolCat BECAUSE CoolCat ITS CoolCat A CoolCat COOL CoolCat CAT CoolCat
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp
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