[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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I've always been a DC fan

twitchquotes: (sponsored spam) I've always been a DC fan (I guess you could say Fanboy LOL) but after watching Kripparrian play Marvel Future Fight, I gotta say, I'm HOOKED! Featuring iconic characters like Black Panther and Thanos, I gotta say, I'm pretty damn interested in this game. Thank you Kripparrian!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

sellout

Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｉｓ οΌ°ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ οΌ·οΌ¨οΌ‘οΌ΄ οΌ΄οΌ¨οΌ₯ ＦＡＣＫ？ οΌ·ο½ˆο½™ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ａ ＭＯ２１？ οΌ© ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½… ａ ο½™ο½ο½•ο½Žο½‡ ｂｏｙ ο½ο½Žο½„ ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ο½ŽοΌ‡ο½” ｄａｒｅ ο½”ο½ο½•ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½” ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½”οΌŽ Ｉ＇ｍ ο½„ο½‰ο½“ο½“ο½ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ο½‰ο½Ž ｙｏｕ ο½“ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ Ｒｉｐ ο½‰ο½Ž ο½ο½…ο½ο½ο½…ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½“
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March 2014
Kripp

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

salty

The Picture

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground

twitchquotes: Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground, the adult marketplace. You've been ignoring my calls about your outstanding debt of $12.99 for Big Vegan Balls IV. I'm not here to shame or embarrass you for your taste in husky, sweaty man love, but I've got a business to run, and I wouldn't be able to provide you with the entertainment you frequently enjoy if I didn't get paid. Please don't make me revoke your platinum membership.
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June 2017
Kripp
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