[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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Kripp is a casual vegan

twitchquotes: Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!
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December 2014
Kripp

Kripparian here with VEGAN FACTS

twitchquotes: Hi guys Kripp here with VEGAN FACTS! Did you know that milk is literally !Worse Than Hitler! and also killed many people during the Twitch Chat-ocaust in the 1940's? If you drink milk your bones will be as frail as Reynad's Rag RNG and you'll basically be Leifman's brother. Well, that's all for today's vegan facts! Bye guys! BRO FIST!!
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Auto-Pay feature

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian Kripparrian, Marvel Future Fight devs here. We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Please click the "Auto-Pay" button, and let your Credit Card do the work!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

sellout

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Rania and her Puerto Rican lover in 2017

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: α••OpieOPα•— οΌ¨ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½ οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ οΌ£ο½™ο½‚ο½’ο½‰ο½˜ ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½…οΌŽ οΌͺｕｓｔ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ｔｏ ο½“ο½ο½™οΌš β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺοΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ α••OpieOPα•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp
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