[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Brofist straight in your pepperonis

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, I แดกแด€s แดŠแดœsแด› ษขส€แดแดœษดแด…แด‡แด… า“แดส€ แดกแด€แด›แด„สœษชษดษข สแดแดœส€ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด. Mส แด˜แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด›s sแด€แดก สแดแดœส€ "ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด›" แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด‡แด€แด„สœษชษดษข แดแด‡ แด›แด ส™แด‡แด€แด› แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แดœแด˜, แด€ษดแด… ษดแดแดก I แด„แด€ษด'แด› แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœ แด€ษดสแดแดส€แด‡. Iา“ I แด‡แด แด‡ส€ sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ ษชษด ส€แด‡แด€สŸ สŸษชา“แด‡, I'สŸสŸ ษขษชแด แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด› sแด›ส€แด€ษชษขสœแด› ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษชs. Tสœแด€ษดแด‹s า“แดส€ ส€แดœษชษดษชษดษข แดส สŸษชา“แด‡, แด€ssสœแดสŸแด‡.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard

twitchquotes: listen up ok nobody even likes u the only reason i dont ddos u nto oblivion is cuz ur not even worth my bandwif u fkn fgt retard im srs if u say 1 more thing u wont even get to get out of ur seat cuz i wil KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard n shoc ur fingers so bad u will say sry but its too late for that boyo
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hello everyone. I am a twitch user

twitchquotes: Hello everyone. I am a twitch user. My job is to seek attention from others to fill my lack of intelligence, therefore spamming spoilers is one tool of many to help me achieve my goal. I know i'm not worth much in life so i drag other people down by pissing them off . No copyrino stupidcino SMOrc
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

sellout

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