[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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Leifman is part of the Third Reich

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½Œο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž ｍｏｄ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½ˆο½ο½” ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½’οΌ™ο½‹οΌŽ ο½Œο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½„ο½…ο½Œο½…ο½”ο½… ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｐａｓｔａ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ο½ˆο½… ｉｓ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ο½„ο½ο½Œο½†οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½’ο½„ ο½’ο½…ο½‰ο½ƒο½ˆοΌŽΕΎ
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Not enough brofisting

twitchquotes: Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
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Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)ο»Ώ Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ΙͺΙ΄ Mα΄œΚ€Ιͺα΄„α΄€, 60,000 Κ™α΄œΚ€Ι’α΄‡Κ€s ᴀʀᴇ α΄…Ιͺɒᴇsᴛᴇᴅ. Tα΄Ι’α΄‡α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ€ ᴑᴇ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ sα΄›α΄α΄˜ α΄›ΚœΙͺs. PΚŸα΄‡α΄€sᴇ sα΄˜Κ€α΄‡α΄€α΄… α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴑᴏʀᴅ. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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