[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

twitchquotes: ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Β°Ν _β–€ΜΏ ΰΌ½? Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber. We request a swashbuckling pirate deck, else ye be walkin the plank. ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Β°Ν _β–€ΜΏ ΰΌ½?
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ riot ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨

YA SPAM IT

twitchquotes: ヽ༼β—₯β–ΆΩ„Νœβ—€β—€ΰΌ½οΎ‰ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS ヽ༼β—₯β–ΆΩ„Νœβ—€β—€ΰΌ½οΎ‰ (ΜΏβ–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ„ YA SPAM IT (ΜΏβ–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ„
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Riding the chat elevator

twitchquotes: ( ͑↑ ΝœΚ– ͑↑) Riding the chat elevator all the way to Kripp ( ͑↑ ΝœΚ– ͑↑)
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Kripp's IQ is officially more than 1000

twitchquotes: nice win man you totally outplayed him on every level, every single play you did showed a whole new level of skill and meta beyond our mortal brains understandings, i have no idea how its even humanly possible to be so amazing at this card game as you are Kripp, your IQ is officially more than 1000
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

Kripp fills me completely with value

twitchquotes: I stayed up all night, dreaming of this moment. My pulse is racing. Discarded salt packets and OJ cartons are strewn across the filthy bedroom floor. "Oh look it's another sub," says the Kripp. I am now fully erect. "Welcome to the five dollar club, bro" I barely hear as a single tear runs down my cheek while Kripp's fist fills me completely with value.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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