[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
twitch chat
June 2019
Kripp

sellout

Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
twitch chat
October 2018
Kripp

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ… ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Naxx beta key on Kripp's Pornhub profile

twitchquotes: ๏ผฎ๏ผก๏ผธ๏ผธใ€€๏ผข๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผกใ€€๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผด Iษดา“แดส€แดแด€แด›ษชแดษด แดษด สœแดแดก แด›แด ษขแด‡แด› แด€ า“ส€แด‡แด‡ Nแด€xx แด‹แด‡ส แด›แด แด‡ษดแด›แด‡ส€ ส™แด‡แด›แด€ แด„แด€ษด ส™แด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด… แดษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด's แด˜แดส€ษดสœแดœส™ แด˜ส€แดา“ษชสŸแด‡ (แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€ แด›สœแด‡ สœษชษขสœสŸษชษขสœแด›แด‡แด… แด„แด€แด› แด ษชแด…แด‡แด). Gแด‡แด› ษชแด› วซแดœษชแด„แด‹สŸส ส™แด‡า“แดส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ส แด€ส€แด‡ แด€สŸสŸ ษขแดษดแด‡, แดษดสŸส 463 ษดแด€xx แด‹แด‡สs สŸแด‡า“แด›
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

lethal

twitchquotes: Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. โ€œPepperoniโ€ Kripp whispered into Amazโ€™s elvish ear, as they started making out. โ€œDoโ€ฆdo I win?โ€ Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. โ€œYour deck is crazyโ€ Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. โ€œItโ€™s lethal guysโ€ Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

KappaPride

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