[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM

twitchquotes: ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ Hear, hear. All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM, the First of His Name, The One With No Life, King of Wraeclast, Prince of the Docks, Papparrian of the First Men, Emperor of the Great Sarn Sea, Breaker of DeSync, and Father of Cattarian, RIP, First and Last of His Name. ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: เบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ เญงเผผ อกโ—‰ู„อœ อกโ—‰เผฝเญจ (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ ใƒฝเผผส˜ฬšู„อœส˜ฬšเผฝ๏พ‰เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจไน( โ—” เฑชโ—”)ใ„โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡โ”Œ(ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ”˜(เธ‡ อ  อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡แ•™เผผโ—•ู„อœโ—•เผฝแ•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packโ„ข bag of Dongers. เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ เญงเผผ อกโ—‰ู„อœ อกโ—‰เผฝเญจ (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ ใƒฝเผผส˜ฬšู„อœส˜ฬšเผฝ๏พ‰เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจไน( โ—” เฑชโ—”)ใ„โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡โ”Œ(ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ”˜(เธ‡ อ  อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡แ•™เผผโ—•ู„อœโ—•เผฝแ•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

twitchquotes: Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Interactive Game

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ Hey Kripp, here's an "interactive game" for you. ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

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