[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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BOB โ€œYouโ€™re doing GREAT out there!โ€

twitchquotes: BOB โ€œYouโ€™re doing GREAT out there!โ€ I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. โ€œI donโ€™t wanna talk about it guysโ€ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
twitch chat
September 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Look guys the rules are pretty simple

twitchquotes: Look guys the rules are pretty simple. You are allowed to copypasta and participate in it, but if you are the only one copy pasting it over and over it is time to stop and think about your life and come up with something better to do
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

PJSalt = Hsยฒ

twitchquotes: Albert Einstein was desperate. He tried to prove that the luck of Kripp's opponents was within the laws of mathematics. Critics laughed claiming bad luck is divine punishment for embracing casualness. On his deathbed, he spent his last seconds jotting down the most famous formulas, PJSalt = Hsยฒ
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, This is Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter in the galaxy. I command you to stop being a p*ssy and eat meat, instead of eating all of my relatives. If you don't, I will be super angry at you. You've been warned.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Stop posting useless stuff in chat

twitchquotes: Cแด€ษด สแดแดœ แด€สŸสŸ แดŠแดœsแด› sแด›แดแด˜ แด˜แดsแด›ษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ แดœษดษดแด‡แด„แด‡ssแด€ส€ษชสŸส สŸแดษดษข แด˜แดsแด›s แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡? Tสœแด‡ แดษดสŸส ส€แด‡แด€sแดษด สแดแดœ แด˜แดsแด› แด›สœแด‡แด ษชs แด›แด แด›ส€ส แด€ษดแด… ส™แด€ษชแด› sแดแดแด‡แดษดแด‡ ษชษดแด›แด แด„แดแด˜ส แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด€sแด›ษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡แด. Wสœแด€แด› ษชา“ แดกแด‡ แด€สŸสŸ แดŠแดœsแด› ษขแด€แด แด‡ ษชษดแด›แด‡ส€แด‡sแด›ษชษดษข แด ษชแด‡แดกs แด€ษดแด… แดแด˜ษชษดษชแดษดs แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด ษชษดsแด›แด‡แด€แด… แดา“ แด˜แดsแด›ษชษดษข แดœsแด‡สŸแด‡ss sแด›แดœา“า“? PสŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ I ส™แด‡ษข สแดแดœ แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœ แด„สœแด€แด›, แด›แด sแด›แดแด˜ แดกษชแด›สœ แด›สœษชs ษดแดษดsแด‡ษดsแด‡.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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