[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Reynad's Lawyer

twitchquotes: เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ_โ€ข๏ธปฬทฬฟโ”ปฬฟโ•โ”ไธ€ Greetings, I am Reynad's new lawyer, Gino Pasterino. It appears you are playing one of my client's decks, which is now under copyright at the US patent offices. Please desist immediately or be subject to monetary fines and penalties. No cappuccino.
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Floating in a pool of casualness

twitchquotes: Fแดส€แด‡แด แด‡ส€ แดกษชสŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ส€แดแด€แด แด›สœแด‡ แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ ส€แด€ษดแด‹s.. FสŸแดแด€แด›ษชษดษข ษชษด แด€ แด˜แดแดสŸ แดา“ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸษดแด‡ss.. Fแด€แด„ษชษดษข แด‡ษดแด…สŸแด‡ss sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดs แดา“ ษดแดแดส™s.. Wสœแด ษดแด‡แด‡แด…แด‡แด… แด‡xแด€แด„แด›สŸส แด›สœแด€แด› แด„แด€ส€แด… แด›แด แดกษชษด.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

This guy's brofist is CRAZY

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ This guy's brofist is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy knuckles can't win against a fist like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 2 fingers to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe brofisted the only sub that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect fist โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could fistโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI fisted that perfectlyโ€
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Walk down isle to Space Jam and merry Hafu

twitchquotes: Hello kripp, I am psychic peter pasterino who can predict the futurino. I have mind visioned that in 5 years you will walk down the isle to Space Jam and topkiss your bride, Hafu. There were many Well Mets and toasts with OJ. If you wish for this to come true, though, you must proclaim your true love for her soon before it is too laterino.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

twitchquotes: Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โ€œI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ€ Rania consoles him, โ€œItโ€™s okay sweetheart. I love you.โ€ Kripp responds in tears โ€œI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโ€™t play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ€ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโ€™s neck, โ€œItโ€™s okay baby, itโ€™ll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ€ Kripp lets out a scream, โ€œNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโ€™S CARD GAME!โ€
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Artifact

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