[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: เบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ เญงเผผ อกโ—‰ู„อœ อกโ—‰เผฝเญจ (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ ใƒฝเผผส˜ฬšู„อœส˜ฬšเผฝ๏พ‰เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจไน( โ—” เฑชโ—”)ใ„โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡โ”Œ(ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ”˜(เธ‡ อ  อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡แ•™เผผโ—•ู„อœโ—•เผฝแ•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packโ„ข bag of Dongers. เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ เญงเผผ อกโ—‰ู„อœ อกโ—‰เผฝเญจ (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ ใƒฝเผผส˜ฬšู„อœส˜ฬšเผฝ๏พ‰เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจไน( โ—” เฑชโ—”)ใ„โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡โ”Œ(ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ”˜(เธ‡ อ  อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡แ•™เผผโ—•ู„อœโ—•เผฝแ•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive PJSalt production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest Kappa station to be deported.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

salty

Hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan!

twitchquotes: H-hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan! I know you don't know me that well, I sit in the column closest to the door and in the back row. Oh yeah, duh... LoL, we have Chemistry together with Ms. Raphatello. Ughh, she's such a b****! Anyways I'm being such a baka (LoL that's Japanese for idiot!). Oh, do you like Anime too? I'm sure if you gave it a chance you would too if you don't already watch it ~_~. I always look at you in Chemistry and you never seem to notice me... BAHHH WHAT AM I DOING?!?! GOMENASAI Artour-kun (gomenasai means sorry in Japanese ^.^). Just wanted to say hello and I really love your stream! Good luck Kripp-kun!
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Weebs

Classic

Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer

twitchquotes: Who the hell do you think you kids are? Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer and mobile games salesman, and you think you can just come in his chat and criticize him and his plays like you know something he doesn't? Get real. Maybe if you ate your veggies like my boy Kripp, you'd have the brainpower to make crazy split-second analytical decisions that can beat the other kids on the playground. Show some fucking respect
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

To protect the chat from devastation... Team Rocket and Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: แด›แด แด˜ส€แดแด›แด‡แด„แด› แด›สœแด‡ แด„สœแด€แด› า“ส€แดแด แด…แด‡แด แด€sแด›แด€แด›ษชแดษด. แด›แด แดœษดษชแด›แด‡ แด€สŸสŸ sแด˜แด€แดแดแด‡ส€s แดกษชแด›สœษชษด แดแดœส€ ษดแด€แด›ษชแดษด. แด›แด แด…แด‡ษดแดแดœษดแด„แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด‡แด ษชสŸ แดา“ Tส€แดœแดแด˜ แด€ษดแด… แดแดแด…s. แด›แด แด‡xแด›แด‡ษดแด… แดแดœส€ sแด˜แด€แด แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ sแด›แด€ส€s แด€ส™แดแด แด‡. แด„แดแด˜ส! แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡! แด„สœแด€แด› sแด˜แด€แด ส™สŸแด€sแด› แดา“า“ แด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ sแด˜แด‡แด‡แด… แดา“ สŸษชษขสœแด›! sแดœส€ส€แด‡ษดแด…แด‡ส€ แดแดแด…s แดส€ แด˜ส€แด‡แด˜แด€ส€แด‡ แด›แด า“ษชษขสœแด›! Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœแด€แด›s ส€ษชษขสœแด›!
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp
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