[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Cybrix and Head Chef of Dominos

twitchquotes: OpieOP OpieOPใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝใ€€๏ผฃ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ˜๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ผฃ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผค๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ“โ„ขใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽโ€™๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผˆ๏ผธ๏ผธ๏ผฌใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ผ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ผ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ผ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ผ‰๏ผŽใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผใ€€OpieOP OpieOP
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Kripp when do you start being a sellout?

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Just wondering when you're going to start selling Nvidiaโ„ข Tshirts and Cups?, Or even better, Do you think we can get some HyperXโ„ข ram discounts on G2Aยฎ? While you're at it, I think you should have some giveaways for Subwayยฎ Giftcardsโ„ข?
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

sellout

Catarrian hungry

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Catarrian here. Far too long have I meowed and you've ignored my plea for food. Here you are bragging to everybody about the militant "vegan" that you are, yet you neglect animals. It's time everybody knows the truth meow so we can report your sorry Romanian *** to PETA.แ•™เป’(หต๏ฟฃแดฅ๏ฟฃหต)เฅญแ•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Bender demends a voltron deck

twitchquotes: ยฆฬต ฬต ฬต ฬต ฬต(ฬข ฬกโ””ฬ…โ”˜อ‡ (โ–ค8ื›โˆ’โ—ฆ BENDER demands a VOLTRON deck
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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