[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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This chat is the dumbest group of people i've ever seen

twitchquotes: This chat is the dumbest group of people i've ever seen. I work with mentally handicapped people and i've been all over the world. I have been to beauty pageants and monster truck events. I have met a kid with an IQ of 8. I have even met President George W. Bush. But this chat is truly the most retarded thing I have ever encountered.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

I hate Twitch Chat

Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
twitch chat
June 2019
Kripp

sellout

Hello I'm 13 year old from asia, name Lee Cheng Yun

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด ษชแด 13 สแด‡แด€ส€ แดสŸแด… า“ส€แดแด แด€sษชแด€, ษดแด€แดแด‡ สŸแด‡แด‡ แด„สœแด‡ษดษข สแดœษด. ษช ษดแด แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แดกสœส แด€สŸสŸ แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ แด›สœษชษดษข แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡แดsแด‡สŸา“? แดกสœส แด€สŸสŸ แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ sแด›แดœแด˜ษชแด… า“แด€แด„แด‡s ษชษด แด›สœษชs แด„สœแด€แด›? ษช แด„แดแดแด‡ สœแด‡ส€แด‡ า“แดส€ แด„สœแด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€ส€แด…s ษชษด สœแด‡แด€ส€แด›สœsแด›แดษดแด‡, ษช แดแด˜แด‡ษด แด˜แด€แด„แด‹ า“ษชษดแด… แดษชสŸสœแดแดœsแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แดœsแด‡ ษชษด แดส แดขแดแด แด…แด‡แด„แด‹.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Pornhub's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ผจ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚โ„ขใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽโ€™๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ผˆ๏ผก๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผ‰๏ผŽใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Meeting Kripp at the urinals

twitchquotes: hey "kripp" we met at the urinals at the taco bell in LA..i asked you if i could shake your donger and you never responded...please confirm and we can meet again thanks
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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