[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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Dex is Kripp's opponent

twitchquotes: "My apologies" Kripp's opponent emotes as he casts fireball on Kripp, ending Kripps arena run. "That guy was so lucky! He curved out every turn, had every answer and topdecked lethal!" Kripp sighs and loads up another arena run. His opponent closes his laptop and thinks "What a scrub. And now for the cherry on top" as his opponent walks out from the other room goes up to Kripp and licks Kripp's arm. "Good doggie" Kripp says "Here's a treat for a good doggie".
twitch chat
October 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Donger Song

twitchquotes: I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ and every time its loweredโ”Œเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝโ” I cry and start to whine โ”Œเผผ@ู„อœ@เผฝโ”But never need to worry เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝ my Donger's staying strong ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰A Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! แ•ฆเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•ค
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp?

twitchquotes: Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp? And I'm referring to when Kripp gets Deathwinged in Arena (topdeck) on a 0-2 run after his Mad Bomber missed lethal against a 1 Health Mage with an empty board, who had just used a Shadow Word: Death discovered by Kabal Courier on his Bog Creeper, but not before the opponent used Flamestrike on his board of buffed Doppelgangsters, and then one more time after he just played Onyxia (who then got Ice Lanced and then Shattered).
twitch chat
January 2017
Kripp

salty

Kripp and Hafu

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฐ๏ผฐ ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฉ๏ผณ ๏ผฉ๏ผณ ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฆ๏ผต๏ผŽ ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฅ ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ ๏ผด๏ผฒ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผข๏ผฌ๏ผฅ ๏ผญ๏ผฉ๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผŽ ๏ผน๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ผ ๏ผน๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ผŸ ๏ผณ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ผจ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Blessings to you, Oh Salty One

twitchquotes: Blessings to you, Oh Salty One. This is Pope Francis, leader of the Catholic Church. My son, why do you avoid choosing Priest for your arena runs? Are you so afraid of attaining Salvation? It worries me that you prefer playing the murderous rogue or the destructive mage to the humble priest. You have sinned much already through your veganism, but atonement can be reached through more Priest runs. Thank you and God Bless.
twitch chat
July 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

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