[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
twitch chat
June 2019
Kripp

sellout

Addicted to copy pasta

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. You got me addicted to copy pasta you sick ***. I was 19 and on my way to my dream job when you first gave me a hit of this junk. Now I'm cappucino dongeringos in back-alleys just for another copy pasta. I'm chasing that first high and I'm scared I'll rip in pepperinos soon if I don't find help. Pls no crop a dingo pace the rhino my story.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, it's me Timothy

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, ษชแด›'s แดแด‡, แด›ษชแดแดแด›สœส. ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แดแด‡? สแดแดœ แดœsแด‡แด… แด›แด ส™แดœสŸสŸส แดแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แด„แด€สŸสŸ แดแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ส™ แดกแดส€แด… แดกสœแด‡ษด ษช แดกแด€s แด€ แด‹ษชแด…, ส™แดœแด› ษช ษขส€แด‡แดก แดœแด˜ แด€ษดแด… ษขแดแด› แด›แดแดœษขสœ แ•ฆ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)แ•ค . ษช แด€แด ษดแดแดก สœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด‡า“แด‡ษดแด… แดส สœแดษดแดส€ แด€ษดแด… แด‹ษชแด„แด‹ สแดแดœส€ แด€** (เธ‡'ฬ€-'ฬ)เธ‡
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Why is Kripp punching his subscribers?

twitchquotes: Why is Kripp punching his subscribers? BibleThump I won't sub cause I'm afraid he will punch me too BibleThump
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

"Just one more" Kripp muttered

twitchquotes: "Just one more" Kripp muttered, as the sun slowly rose over the Canadian horizon. His forehead dripping with Vegan sweat, his eyes droopy with fatigue, Rania at the door with suitcases of her stuff and signed divorce papers, and Dex a mere pile of starved bones, Kripp once again clicked the Queue button with Ashka at the ready. "This time I'll get MVP for sure."
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Battlerite

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