[Copypasta] His name is NINJA, a super small time streamer

twitchquotes: can I promote my friends Mixer stream in here? His name is NINJA and he is a super small time streamer, he just left twitch and could really use all the help he can get. I just want to like his stream a couple times bro, nothing serious bro I just don't want him to go hungry bro. He's going back to his roots and I really want to help him out bro
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August 2019
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A physicist called Octavian

twitchquotes: The year is 2027. A physicist called Octavian has created the first inter-dimensional portal capable of exploring alternate galaxies. "Finally, I have done it..." he says as he steps into the portal. He enters a room where he sees himself giving a "Brofist" to his computer. His only reaction: " FailFish ".
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Omg imagine an xD spam in this font

twitchquotes: OSkomodo ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ฐ ๐“ฒ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐“ท "๐”๐““" ๐“ผ๐“น๐“ช๐“ถ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐”€๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ผ ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ` ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ต ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ด OSkomodo
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February 2016
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Our most powerful technique - Submode

twitchquotes: "You are Anakin no longer, but Darth Vader. Rise my young apprentince," says Palpatine to the new Darth Vader. "My master, can you teach me how to resurrect the dead through the force?" asks Vader. Trump smirks, "In time, my apprentice, but first you must learn our most powerful technique - Sub Mode."
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April 2015
Trump

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Thatโ€™s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
April 2021

GME bank consultation

Short story-time for amusement reasons only: some days ago, I went to my bank (Austria). I am the owner of quite a number of GME shares and my broker app is actually just the bank-intern bond trading app, where I need to pay transactional feed everytime I buy (what is sell?) GME shares. I informed myself about the reasoning of those transactional fees beforehand and found out that by paying them, I have the right of consultation by my bank about the shares theyโ€˜re trading/Iโ€˜m buying. So, I went to the main national building of my bank, they were really friendly at the beginning, enthustiatically, I mentioned GME to them and that I wish for professional consultation about the financial details involved with that stock (I am not a financial guy, actually, I donโ€˜t exactly know whatโ€˜s going on, itโ€˜s all pretty crazy to me). Suddenly, their posture and mimick changed pretty suddenly. I was told, they are not allowed to consult about GME. To my question, why this was the case, they told me, because GME is โ€žtoo irrelevant for the big stock marketโ€œ. They are โ€žaware of the past short squeeze, but one should no longer focus on GMEโ€œ. They acted as if GME was some โ€žchildish financial playgroundโ€œ that should be forgotten about. When I confronted them with the huge recent naked short attacks and if they could explain to me possible effects of them if they were not covered, they just repeated themselves how โ€žGME is not relevant, please focus on stocks like Apple or Amazon to be safeโ€œ. I left the bank, buying more GME shares.
April 2021

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