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SUSHI SUSHI π 
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS π NEED BACKUP π ALLIGATOR π
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS π NEED BACKUP π ALLIGATOR π
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IβM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS
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βIβM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. IβM SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEβ 
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TO GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON
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GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON THE 
GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON THE
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My dong strong and hard as diamond
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No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
Just a little longer and i'll be free...
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"Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...
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Kripp
Hearthstone
If you watch good anime, you're a real anime fan
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Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime fan, lol what a joke. There are levels to this, if you watch bad anime and have bad taste, you're not a real anime fan. If you watch good anime and have good taste like me, you're a real anime fan. Truth hurts. #anime
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