[Copypasta] Pepega SUSHI SUSHI

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November 2014

Sad Crewmate

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January 2021

Among Us / Amogus

I'm going all in boys!

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— IM GOING ALL IN B O Y S! Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ” Yα΅’α΅˜ OαΆ°Λ‘ΚΈ Lᢀᡛᡉ OαΆ°αΆœα΅‰ Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ”
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December 2014
imaqtpie

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ｉｔｓ Ｓｔａｖｒｏｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… Ｆｒｕｉｔ οΌ³ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ｆｒｏｍ the bazaar． Ｉ＇ｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ ｔｏ ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ＇ｖｅ ο½„ο½’ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½…ο½„ Ｇｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓ ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½‰ο½’ο½… ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ｏｆ οΌ―ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½“οΌŽ ２ｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｏｎ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｓｔｒｅｅｔｓ ο½—ο½… ａｄｖｉｓｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ο½ˆο½‰ο½„ο½… ο½ο½Žο½™ οΌ―οΌͺ ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ｙｏｕ ο½ο½‰ο½‡ο½ˆο½” ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½”οΌŽ οΌ·ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Ž ο½Žο½ο½— ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ οΌ―ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… οΌͺｕｉｃｅ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｏｄｄ ο½Šο½ο½’ ｏｆ οΌ΄ο½šο½ο½”ο½šο½‰ο½‹ο½‰οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½… ｎｏ ｇｙｒｏ ο½ο½•ο½šο½
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March 2014
Kripp

I'm not gay but I want to live with Kanye West

I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
August 2021

Kanye West

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