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Navy Seals Copypasta in Middle English
Bi Godโs bons, hwat didest thou seien of min, thou litel cunte? Thou shalt knouen ich was gradลซฤten best in min classe in soldierie, and ich was in mani-fold skekeries on the Frenshe men, and I hawe more than thre hundred slaghs that ben verried. Ich am expertful in mancowe militaunce, and ich am the best longe-boue archer in all the Englisch hoste. Thou are nout to min but a newe marke. Ich wille thee sottili renden, semble-wise was neverte beholden; par fei! Thou think thou canst afforthe to speken that shite ouer the โInternetโ? Think-agen, churl! as we speken nou, ich am spฤking wit minen aspฤซeris in all of Engellonde, and thin estre bith spฤซen aboute noue, thus thou shalt fore-dighten before the storm, maddok! The storm that wille shenden that spฤซtวus frivลl thou namest โthine lifโ. Thou art ded, childe. Ich can ben ought-wher, ought-tym, and ich can slen thou with ouer seven hundred methodes, and all bar-handed!
Ich am not only expertful in bar-handed baratri, but ich haue infare to the pleine armurie of the host of engelonde, and ich wille emploien hit for slen thine spitous arse, mandrake mymmerkin. If only thou cวuthest hauen knouen what unblessed pลซnฤซciวun thine littel โgleuโ glose was about to cause, parchaunce thou hauen holden thine tวng stille. But thou cวuthest nout, thou didest nout, and now thou paien for hit, thou simpleton. Ich wille casten oute furour upon thee, and thou wille senchen in hit. Thou art utterly ded, mannikin.
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3rd world countries like Sweden and Germany
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As I sit here in the land of freedom and glory, soaring on the wings of the bald eagle; I look down at the earth below me. Soaring over the crystal waters of the US Ocean toward 3rd world counties like Sweden and Germany, I am reminded that not everyone was lucky enough to be born into greatness. A single tear is shed as I weep at the thought of Denmark and Norway and the poverty they endure. The tear falls
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ๐๐ฟ ever ๐ had a dreams ๐ด๐ญ- thats โ- that you ๐๐ป๐ค uhm ๐ค you ๐ had you ๐- you ๐ could- you ๐ do what you 
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
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Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group
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Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.
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