[Copypasta] The Moon isn't so great?

twitchquotes: The Moon isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw an astronomical object with such an ability and movement within the celestial plane? The Moon puts the eclipse game to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a planet with its skill and passion for moving in front of things again. The Sun breaks records. Earth breaks records. The Moon breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
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June 2019
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No, fellow Twitch chat community member, I will NOT press 1

twitchquotes: No, fellow Twitch chat community member, I will NOT press 1, spam KΠ°ppa, hold my donger, aggravate mods, or copy paste your messages. This is a community of upstanding individuals, such as myself, who wish to keep this chat in a state of peace and clarity.
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February 2016
Reynad

Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie

twitchquotes: He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. β€œUnder the Biden administration,” he says, carefully β€œThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. β€œEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. β€œYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words β€œBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
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November 2020

This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat

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September 2015
Kripp

Ape

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February 2015
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