[Copypasta] Alinity poem

twitchquotes: There is a cat in the vicinity. I summon Alinity. She yeets the cat into infinity. And then feeds the cat vodka martini. Takes some booty picture accidentally. Sells couple of her panty. Takes a twitch staff's virginity. Still no ban apparently.
twitch chat
November 2019
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas

SHOVE A HAMSTER

twitchquotes: ãƒ―āžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰ SHOVE A HAMSTER IN MY ASS ãƒ―āžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Creepy Spongebob

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ┈┈╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ┈╱╭▏â•Ū╭â”ŧâ”ŧâ•Ū╭â”ŧâ”ŧâ•Ū╭▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ▕â•Ū╰▏â•Ŋ┃╭â•Ū┃┃╭â•Ū┃╰▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ▕â•Ŋ┈▏┈┗â”ŧâ”ŧ┛┗â”ŧâ”ŧâ”ŧâ•Ū▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ▕╭â•Ū▏â•Ū┈┈┈┈┏━━━â•Ŋ▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ▕╰â•Ŋ▏â•Ŋ╰â”ģâ”ģâ”ģâ”ģâ”ģâ”ģâ•Ŋ╭▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ▕┈╭▏╭â•Ū┃┗┛┗┛┃┈╰▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ▕┈╰▏╰â•Ŋ╰━━━━â•Ŋ┈┈▏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
ascii art
December 2019

Guys I am worried after what my homie did

twitchquotes: Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?
twitch chat
April 2020

KappaPride

Copyright Infringement from using Copy Pastas

twitchquotes: Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
twitch chat
July 2014
pr0lly

Complexities behind classical music

twitchquotes: Chat doesnt understand the complexities behind classical music. While most of chat spends their days spamming "Kappas" and such, I study music theory and the works of Bach and Mozart. Musical masterpieces such as these are not easy for the average person to comprehend, and certainly above those that chat.
twitch chat
July 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing