[Copypasta] Alinity poem

twitchquotes: There is a cat in the vicinity. I summon Alinity. She yeets the cat into infinity. And then feeds the cat vodka martini. Takes some booty picture accidentally. Sells couple of her panty. Takes a twitch staff's virginity. Still no ban apparently.
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November 2019
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The mods are doing a good job

twitchquotes: The mods are doing a good job of stopping the copying and pasting trolls. It's a shame that people ruin an entire chat with their immature behavior. Go mods, keep up the good work!
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March 2018

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Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

twitchquotes: 420/69 scientists agree that Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man. The All-Knowing Twitch Chat flows through the very fabric of space and time. Twitch Chat is very unpredictable. What will Twitch Chat copy/pasta next? Nobody knows. Maybe the elusive Twitch Chat will copy/pasta this very message. Just remember, Twitch Chat knows all, and Twitch Chat is always right.
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May 2017

Buff bunny (my gf telling the waitress my food is wrong)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(\__/)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀my gf telling the waitress ⠀＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀my food is wrong /⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ (⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀| |⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノ ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／ ⠀⠀⠀｜⠀(⠀王⠀)〈⠀⠀ (\__/) ⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ﾐ`——彡⠀\ (•ㅅ•) me
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Kripp releasing Hafu nudes cures man's ED

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Kripp

I am glad Protoss exists

twitchquotes: Say what you will about the Protoss race, but I for one am glad they exist. I was born with a disability that means I only have 1 finger on each hand. Blizzard was extremely considerate to provide a race I can win with even with this disability, very inclusive. Oh also my disability left me blind and with only 3 brain cells but Protoss allows me to get a low GM rank. Thank you Blizzard for caring for the disabled like me :)
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Starcraft 2

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