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twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Unseen donger is the deadliest

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ อ  อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ แด›สœแด‡ แดœษดsแด‡แด‡ษด แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ ษชs แด›สœแด‡ แด…แด‡แด€แด…สŸษชแด‡sแด› (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡
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June 2017

Classic

FOR THE HORDE tank

twitchquotes: โ–ˆ SMOrc โ–ˆ โ–ˆ ]โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ ............โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚ ...........โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] ...........โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—คFOR THE HORDE
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June 2016
Kripp

Forg

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ คโ ดโ ถโ ถโ คโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกดโ ›โกถโ ฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โ ดโขŠโ •โ Šโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ขโก˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โฃ”โฃšโฃฃโก€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ –โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ ปโฃŸโฃ‹โฃ™โ ปโ ฅโ žโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโ –โ ›โ ‰โ €โข€โก”โ ‹โ ‰โกคโ คโ ”โ ’โ ’โ ’โ โ šโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ “โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ คโ คโ คโ คโ ”โกฒโ šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกดโ šโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโ ฆโ ”โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกžโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃ…โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ โ €โข€โฃ โ คโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โก˜โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ คโ ญโฃฒโกฆโกดโขพโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โฃผโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขณโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโฃ™โฃ„โฃ€โฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโกผโ ฒโ ฝโ †โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ฐโก‡โขฐโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฏโขฌโ ฑโฃŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโขคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ˆโ “โ šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ƒโ €โฃณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ โ ธโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ’โ ปโ ฏโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโ พโ ฟโ ญโ ญโ ดโ ฆโ คโ คโฃคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ “โ ฒโ ถโขฆโฃ„โ €โข โฃ€โ šโขถโ บโ ฟโ ถโ ณโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฆโ ฆโ คโ ดโ ถโ ถโ ’โ ‹โ โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ –โ šโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโฃˆโฃฟโ ›โ ถโ ทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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February 2021

โš ๏ธ ATTENTION ALL MEN: Be EXTREMELY careful you ONLY buy shower products FOR MEN.

I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my penis was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label: For Women.
August 2021

Dennis

twitchquotes: ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ™๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•
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March 2014
Kripp
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