[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Okay, listen up mods. Iโ€™m done with your oppressiveness

twitchquotes: Okay, listen up mods. Iโ€™m done with your oppressiveness. I try day in and day out to spam dank copy-pasta in chat and what do I get in return? Just the same old, 10 minute time out from you fun-suckers. Chat is filled with just meaningful dialogue and constructive feedback. Iโ€™m done. Iโ€™m out. And I swear to god, donโ€™t even think about deleting this message.
twitch chat
February 2017

MODS

It's me Tanner from High School

twitchquotes: It's me Tanner from High School. I'm sorry for bulling you in class. Now I'm trying to be a better person and make amends. Please accept my apology. I am on the 12 steps program and trying to recover from alcoholism since I was diagnosed with a rare disease called ligma Just kidding nerd!! I'm gonna keep slapping Veronica's ass and driving around in my Dodge Charger. I gotta go to the gym. Good talk!
twitch chat
June 2019

Tanner from High School

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.
May 2021

Simps

Kirby is the best character Ultimate has to offer

twitchquotes: Honestly? If you think about it, Kirby is the best character Ultimate has to offer. D-tilt trips even at high %, his specials allow for mind games and early kills, the list goes on. While a top tier character, he requires the player to have a diverse skill set and deep understanding of the game to play. Heโ€™s an underplayed, underappreciated gem of the smash roster but unfortunately, I think that less competent players like Nairo have a long way to go before utilizing him with his full potential.
twitch chat
September 2019
NairoMK

Super Smash Bros

Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver

twitchquotes: เผผ อ โ€ข ู„อœ โ€ข เผฝ สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แดส€. แดแดส€แดsแด€ษด! แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ sแด€สŸแด›-แด›ส€แดœแด„แด‹-แด…ส€ษชแด แด‡ส€. ษช'แด สœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด‡สŸษชแด แด‡ส€ สแดแดœส€ แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ แด๊œฐ 69 แด›แดษดs แด๊œฐ แดฉแดœส€แด‡ sแด€สŸแด› ๊œฐส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ๊œฐแด€แดแดแดœs sแด€สŸแด›แดษชษดแด‡ "รผส™แด‡ส€แด‹รคแด‹แด‡ษดแด‹แดแด›แดขษด" ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ แด€สŸแดฉs. ษช๊œฐ สแดแดœ'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ แดแดส€แด‡ sแด€สŸแด›, สŸแด‡แด› แดแด‡ แด‹ษดแดแดก! ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡ sษชส€! เผผ อ โ€ข ู„อœ โ€ข เผฝ
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November 2014
Kripp
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