[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019
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TSM Oriental

twitchquotes: Am I seriously the only one offended by Samsung White? They would be ranting and raving if we had a team TSM Oriental or something. Jeez
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October 2014
Riot Games

League of Legends

Moon emoji blob

๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ• ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
ascii art
February 2021

Classic

Hank from Breaking Bad

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โข„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ –โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‹โ ณโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ™โขฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟโกฟโขโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ธโฃทโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโกงโข•โ ‚โ €โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ƒโ ˆโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโฃถโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃดโฃดโฃ„โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโฃคโ Œโฃปโฃฆโฃคโก€โข€โฃคโก โข”โก€โข€โฃ€โฃ‰โขปโขฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโ ‹โกŸโ ™โ ›โ šโ ˜โ ‹โข‰โ โ ˆโ ™โ ‹โ ƒโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ฉโ นโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโกŽโกโ ™โ “โ šโ ‰โ  โฃพโก†โ €โขฐโ €โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ‚โก€โขบโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โกคโ ”โกŽโ ‚โ €โ ˆโก–โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ จโ „โขฟโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃทโฃฟโฃงโฃ โก–โ โ €โฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃทโ €โ ‰โขฆโฃคโฃคโฃทโก—โ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃธโ ‰โ ›โขฟโฃถโฃ„โกจโ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ…โฃ„โฃถโฃพโ ฟโ ›โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฆโ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโขโ ™โ ‰โ ‹โ ‹โ ‰โกฟโ ‹โ €โ €โฃผโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ žโฃฆโ €โขฌโขงโฃ„โฃ€โกโ ‰โฃ€โฃ โกฝโ โ €โกผโ …โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃงโฃ„โก‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ €โข โฃผโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃทโก„โ ˆโ €โ €โข€โข€โฃคโกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโ ถโ ผโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโกฑโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ Ÿโ ›โ โ „โ ‚โ €โ “โ ‹โขŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ œโข–โฃโฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โข€โฃโข โฃดโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ›โ ฟโ ปโ ‰โ ฏโฃ‰โ  โ นโ šโ บโ ฟโขฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโกฟโฃฟโฃทโ †โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃผโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกถโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโกŸโ ปโฃ‹โข‰โฃ‰โ โฃ€โข€โฃ„โฃ โฃ„โก€โ €โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ™โ ปโขปโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃพโกโ ‘โ “โ ‰โข‰โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโ ‘โ šโ “โข›โฃพโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโกฟโ ปโ  โขคโฃ”โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฒโฃ„โ €โ ˜โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโ €โฃ€โ Ÿโ ƒโ กโฃฟโ ฟโ žโ ฝโฃฟโ ˆโ ›โฃถโฃ€โฃ‡โฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโฃพโฃฏโ ƒโข โฃดโฃฆโ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃฆโก€โ ˜โฃฟโกทโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃพโก‡โข โกฟโกฟโ ปโ โข โ ธโ ปโขฟโขทโ €โขธโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก‡โ Šโฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ€โ ƒโฃพโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃงโฃฌโกถโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฆโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโก›โขŸโขถโฃถโฃฝโกฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโขถโฃดโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
ascii art
August 2021

Reddit and Twitter changed their logos

twitchquotes: My entire life Iโ€™ve been a hardcore anti-minority white man who despised anyone who didnโ€™t look like me, but today I saw reddit and twitter changed their logos to the color black, and now Iโ€™m sitting here in shock just thinking about my choices in life. Wow.
twitch chat
June 2020

I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

twitchquotes: I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.
twitch chat
March 2018

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

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