[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster ad

twitchquotes: NerfRedBlaster Dominate Nerf blaster battles with the first-ever motorized Nerf MEGA blaster! NerfBlueBlaster The Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster boasts incredible rapid-fire speeds to send MEGA Whistler darts screaming through the air from its integrated 24-dart drum. NerfRedBlaster Bring the MEGA Mastodon blaster into action to overwhelm opponents with its imposing size. NerfBlueBlaster Use the shoulder strap for easy maneuvering to be ready for Nerf battles anytime, anywhere. NerfRedBlaster
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February 2017

Avoid embarrasing incidents

twitchquotes: Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you. :)
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December 2018

Classic

amogus is NOT funny

Oh so you said "AMOGUS". you think that's funny? well listen here you idiot, amogus is not funny. there is nothing funny about saying amogus. it just shows how braindead you are that a single misspelled word is what constitutes as humor for you. it is so dumb how you think that replying amogus to me makes you some sort of comedic genius. among us, is a DEAD game, and amogus is a STUPID meme. nobody cares about amogus, so stop sending stupid copypastas or making amogus jokes. you dont look funny, you look like an idiot, and dont make this into some stupid ironic copypasta ok?
May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Anonymous (Guy Fawkes)

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโขฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃŸโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฟโฃปโขฟโฃปโกฟโฃฟโขฟโฃทโฃ†โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข˜โฃฟโขฏโฃทโกฟโกฟโกฟโขฟโขฟโฃทโฃฏโกฟโฃฝโฃžโฃทโฃปโขฏโฃทโฃปโฃพโกฟโกฟโขฟโขฟโขฟโขฏโฃŸโฃžโกฎโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โขธโขžโ Ÿโ ƒโฃ‰โข‰โ ‰โ ‰โ “โ ซโขฟโฃฟโฃทโขทโฃปโฃžโฃฟโฃพโกŸโ ฝโ šโ Šโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ปโฃžโขตโ ‚โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โขœโขฏโฃบโขฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ”โก„โ „โ ˆโ ›โฃฟโฃฟโกพโ ‹โ โ „โ „โฃ„โฃถโฃพโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกณโกŒโก—โก…โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โขฝโขฑโขณโขนโกชโกžโ ฎโ ฏโขฏโกปโกฌโกโขจโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโข€โ โกฅโฃปโกปโ ฏโกณโขณโขนโขœโขœโขœโขŽโ †โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ  โฃปโขŒโ ˜โ Œโก‚โ ˆโ โ ‰โ โ ˜โ ‘โขงโฃ•โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขคโกชโ šโ ‚โ ˆโ โ โ โ ‚โก‘โ กโกˆโขฎโ …โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ  โฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃญโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃบโฃŸโฃพโฃปโฃฟโฃฏโขฏโขฟโฃณโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ–โฃถโฃฎโฃญโฃทโฃฝโฃ—โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โขปโกฟโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃปโฃฝโฃŸโฃฟโขฏโฃŸโฃžโกทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโขฟโขฝโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฟโฃปโขฟโฃฟโข€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โก‘โกโ ฏโกฏโกณโกฏโฃ—โขฏโขŸโกฝโฃ—โฃฏโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃซโขฟโฃฝโ พโกฝโฃบโขณโกซโกžโก—โกโข•โ •โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข‚โกŽโ …โกƒโข‡โ ‡โ ‡โฃƒโฃงโกบโกปโกณโกซโฃฟโกฟโฃŸโ žโ ฝโ ฏโขงโฃ…โฃƒโ ฃโ ฑโก‘โก‘โ จโขโขŒโ ‚โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ ผโฃฆโข€โ „โฃถโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ„โกŒโ ‚โ ขโ ฉโ ‚โ ‘โฃโฃ…โฃพโขฟโฃŸโฃทโ ฆโ „โ „โกคโก‡โกชโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ จโขปโฃงโก…โกˆโ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ โ „โข€โก€โ „โ „โ ˜โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฏโ “โ โข โฃฑโกฟโข‘โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขŒโขฟโฃทโกโ คโฃ€โฃ€โฃ‚โฃ€โข€โข€โก“โ โก‚โก€โข€โข€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ คโขŠโฃผโกŸโกกโกโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขขโ šโฃฟโฃ„โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ›โ Ÿโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ฟโ ปโ ปโ ›โ ›โ ‰โ „โฃ โ พโข‘โ ฐโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‘โขŒโ ฟโฃฆโกกโฃฑโฃธโฃธโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃ•โข”โข”โ กโฃผโ žโกกโ โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‘โขโขทโฃ•โกทโฃฟโกฟโ „โ „โ  โฃฟโฃฏโฃฏโกณโกฝโก‹โ Œโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฎโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโ „โ „โขจโฃฟโฃฟโกทโกซโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ™โ โ ‚โ „โข˜โ ‹โ ƒโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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February 2021

Nazi doge

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
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