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twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Think you can beat me?

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ ’โ ‚โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ „โฃฐโฃถโฃฆโกˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „THINK โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃ–โฃฟโฃทโฃดโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „YOU โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ฉโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „CAN โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „BEAT โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ บโก‡โ „โขตโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ME โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ „โฃทโฃ€โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ‘โ „โ „โ „โ „1,2,3? โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฆโ „โ นโขฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขฐโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃ”โขฐโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกˆโ „โ „โ „ โข โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขธโก†โ „โ โ „โขธโฃฟโฃŒโ „โ „ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโกฟโขฟโกคโ „โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „ โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃทโฃฆโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ „โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃ‡โ  โ „โข€โก‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก†โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโก‡โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโข€โฃฟโฃฟโขทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโขŸโฃพโฃ„โ „โกดโฃฟโก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโฃโฃฟโฃทโฃโขฟโฃฟโ ‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกŽโกกโ ‹โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ ›โ ‹โ โฃฟโฃฟโกŽโข โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „
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November 2018

Classic

How do I get my husband to stop going โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™ during sex?

How do I get my husband to stop going โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™ during sex? TLDR; My husband says โ€˜Goblin Mode activatedโ€™ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says โ€˜Goblin Mode offโ€™ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and heโ€™s always been great in bed. But recently heโ€™s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™. We didnโ€™t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heโ€™s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iโ€™ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heโ€™s been a little emotionally unwell. Iโ€™ve heard him muttering, โ€˜Goblinโ€™ repeatedly when he didnโ€™t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said โ€˜Goblin Mode activatedโ€™, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iโ€™ve ever had, but Iโ€™m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isnโ€™t the โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™, itโ€™s that he could be ill
July 2022

Confessions

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FOR THE HORDE tank

twitchquotes: โ–ˆ SMOrc โ–ˆ โ–ˆ ]โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ ............โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚ ...........โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] ...........โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—คFOR THE HORDE
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June 2016
Kripp

Something about Qtpie's play...

twitchquotes: i'm lying on my bed watching Qtpie stream.. my knees are up.. i'm trying to close my legs... but something about Qtpie's play makes me want to force my hands.. lower.. and lower.. i'm so embarassed...my fist is clenched so tight.. as i bite hard.. on my lips
twitch chat
January 2015
imaqtpie

twitch emotes in non-twitch chats

twitchquotes: Is it just me, or do people who say twitch emotes out loud or type twitch emotes in non-twitch chats are super cringe worthy? The whole idea of saying twitch emotes out loud or typing them out rather than just doing the action that the emote describes is just dumb to me. Instead of saying/typing "Kappa", why not type "lol" or actually laugh like a normal person.
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July 2019
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