[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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twitchquotes: Tells the legend that a long time ago all sea's water was fresh. But one tragic day a baby came out of the sea and was found by a group of african sea men. One week later, after the little baby saw the sea men play Hearth of Stone all the water turned salty. So they named him Kripp, which in Afrikaans means The One Who Brings Salt
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The tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked? I thought not. Itโ€™s not a story the CEO would tell you. Itโ€™s a sky legend. United Airlines was an Airline of the sky, so powerful and so overbooked he could use Force to influence the passengers to give up their seatsโ€ฆ He had such a knowledge of the police that he could even keep the employees he cared about from not having a seat. The police's use of Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulโ€ฆ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his seat, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice KO'd him and took his seat. Ironic. He could save others from losing their seats, but not himself.
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twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, I've been following you for a while now, and today is a big day for me : I'm gonna get married. As weird as it looks, you've been a huge inspiration to me : since I've discovered your stream, I decided to go Vegan, and that's how I met my future wife : a 31 yo Oak Tree named Clara. Thanks again for streaming!
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twitchquotes: Thijs I am a 22 year old gamer girl in search of a gamer man. I have been watching your stream for years and really like your deck. If you want to give a cute gamer girl like me a chance whisper me. ;) HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.
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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃ„โก€โข โฃคโฃ„โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ‰โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ‰โกปโขฟโฃ‡โฃ โฃคโฃคโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโข‹โฃโฃ„โกˆโ ปโฃฟโขƒโฃดโ ทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกดโ ถโขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโฃฉโฃญโฃญโฃ„โก€โ ›โขกโฃพโกโ ‰โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโกโ „โ „โ ขโ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ ™โฃฟโก„โขธโฃฟโก‡โขฐโกทโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃผโฃงโ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โฃทโขธโฃฟโ ‡โขฐโ †โฃฟโก‡โ ˆโขฟโกฟโ †โ „โฃ โก„ โ „โ „โฃ€โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โขฟโกŒโ ปโฃคโฃคโ ถโ Ÿโฃโ โก–โ ’โ ‚โข‰โฃฉโฃ€ โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โฃฅโฃคโฃคโก„โ „โ ˜โ ‹โ ›โ ฟโกŒโ ›โ ณโ ถโ †โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃทโก˜โข‹โฃฝโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃ‡โกˆโ Ÿโข โฃ„โฃฐโขโก โ „โ ฐโขถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃŸโฃกโ ดโ „ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ ˆโฃฟโฃทโ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃ โ žโฃ โฃˆโ ปโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃ›โฃ‰โ คโ ถโ ›โฃซโก€โ „โ „ โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ ™โขฟโก„โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ จโฃปโก„โฃ€โฃดโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก–โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โฃ โฃพโกฟโ ‡โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ โฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃคโฃคโฃดโ ถโ Ÿโ ›โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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