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twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver

twitchquotes: เผผ อ โ€ข ู„อœ โ€ข เผฝ สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แดส€. แดแดส€แดsแด€ษด! แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ sแด€สŸแด›-แด›ส€แดœแด„แด‹-แด…ส€ษชแด แด‡ส€. ษช'แด สœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด‡สŸษชแด แด‡ส€ สแดแดœส€ แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ แด๊œฐ 69 แด›แดษดs แด๊œฐ แดฉแดœส€แด‡ sแด€สŸแด› ๊œฐส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ๊œฐแด€แดแดแดœs sแด€สŸแด›แดษชษดแด‡ "รผส™แด‡ส€แด‹รคแด‹แด‡ษดแด‹แดแด›แดขษด" ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ แด€สŸแดฉs. ษช๊œฐ สแดแดœ'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ แดแดส€แด‡ sแด€สŸแด›, สŸแด‡แด› แดแด‡ แด‹ษดแดแดก! ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡ sษชส€! เผผ อ โ€ข ู„อœ โ€ข เผฝ
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November 2014
Kripp

Nintendo Reggie

โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ธโ Ÿโ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โฃ โ  โ „โ „โ ธโฃฝโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โข€โฃดโก†โ „โข€โก€โ „โข€โฃคโฃ”โฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃงโฃผโฃฟโฃฆโขถโฃฒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃœโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฃโฃตโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ›โ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‹โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃถโฃฆโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โฃโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฐโกงโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃณโฃฆโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃด โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟ
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July 2019

The One Who Brings Salt

twitchquotes: Tells the legend that a long time ago all sea's water was fresh. But one tragic day a baby came out of the sea and was found by a group of african sea men. One week later, after the little baby saw the sea men play Hearth of Stone all the water turned salty. So they named him Kripp, which in Afrikaans means The One Who Brings Salt
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January 2015
Kripp

Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass

I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass. I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me. The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
July 2022

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Nazi doge

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014
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