[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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GabeN says James is an ass

twitchquotes: James. We've had issues with James at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.
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June 2019

Classic

Dota 2

Private photoshoot only for me

twitchquotes: แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜. แด…แดœส€ษชษดษข แด€ ส™ส€แดแด€แด…แด„แด€sแด› ษช แด€แด„แด„ษชแด…แด‡ษดแด›แด€สŸสŸส sสœแดแดกแด‡แด… แดส แด…แด‡sแด‹แด›แดแด˜ แด€ษดแด… แด€ า“ษชสŸแด‡ ษดแด€แดแด‡s "สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡s..." ษช'แด แด…ษชsษขแดœsแด›แด‡แด… ส™ส แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด€ssแดœแดษชษดษข แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สœแด€า“แดœ ษดแดœแด…แด‡s. แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡sGONEWILD, แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด‡ษด แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดแดส€แด‡ sแด˜ษชแด„ส แด แด‡ส€sษชแดษด, แด€ แด˜ส€ษชแด แด€แด›แด‡ แด˜สœแดแด›แดsสœแดแดแด› แดษดสŸส า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ษขแด‡แด› สแดแดœส€ า“แด€แด„แด›s ส€ษชษขสœแด›.
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December 2014
Trump

Wife wants to leave me because of an NFT diamond ring

My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT. I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her. I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said sheโ€™s going to go find a boyfriend. I donโ€™t know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate. We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling. I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw. Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFTโ€™s moon. She will come crawling back.
February 2022

AYAYA star

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโกดโ ถโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ถโขฆโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโกŸโ ‹โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โขปโฃฆโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃ โกพโ ‹โ ˆโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃถโฃฟโ โ ™โขทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃดโ โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃ‡โ ‰โ ปโฃฆโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โฃธโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃฆโ „โ „ โ „โฃผโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโก†โ „โ „โ ™โ ทโฃฆโฃดโ พโ ‹โ „โ „โขฐโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃงโ „ โขฐโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃทโ „โข€โฃคโกพโ ‹โ ™โขทโฃคโก€โ „โฃพโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโก† โฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃทโ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โฃพโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โขปโก„โ „ AYAYA โ „โฃพโกŸโ ‰โ ปโฃฆโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโก€โ „โข€โฃดโ žโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃพโ โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ณโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โฃฟ โ ธโฃงโ พโ ฟโ ทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขพโฃทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃพโกทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ พโ ฟโ ทโฃผโ ‡ โ „โขปโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโก„โ „โ „โข โกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโกŸโ „ โ „โ „โ ปโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃทโ „โ „โฃพโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโ Ÿโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃ‡โฃธโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โกพโ ‹โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ณโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃดโ žโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โ ณโ ถโฃฆโฃคโฃผโฃงโฃคโฃดโ ถโ žโ ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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April 2020

Weebs

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
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January 2020
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