[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019
I used to be a real ad
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Hey Chat Who Cares?

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ถโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โข€โ ˆโขฟโข€โฃ€โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ € HEYโ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ €โ €โฃŸโก‡โข˜โฃพโฃฝโ €โ €โกโ ‰โ ™โข›โฃฟโฃทโก–โ € CHATโ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ทโ ถโ คโ ™โ ’โ €โ ’โขปโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ ‹โ €โ ดโ žโ ‹โ โข™โฃฟโฃ„ WHOโ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ นโก‡ CARESโขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃผโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ›โฃ›โฃ’โฃฒโขพโกท โข€โ คโ ’โ ’โขผโฃฟโฃฟโ ถโ žโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โฃผโ ƒ โขฎโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โฃผโ ƒโ € โ ˆโ “โ ถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โ ˆโ ’โขคโฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โก โ šโ โ €โข€โกผโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฅโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃŸโ 
September 2020

MONTHLY PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: โœ“ amazW โœ“ krippW โœ“ trumpW โœ“ btsLdW โœ“ reynadW โœ“ kolentoW โœ“ bajW โœ“ btsKotlW โœ“ dewW โœ“ emjaneW โœ“ forsenW โœ“ krippW โœ“ mitchW โœ“ singsingFcuk โœ“ reckW โœ“ sodaW โœ“ btsGodzW โœ“ merliniHappyMerlini โœ“ taymooW โœ“ rtzW โœ“ admiralW โœ“ envySwag โœ“ sumailKappa โœ“ btsMerliniW โœ“ wtrWtR โœ“ dagerDendi โœ“ ppdSalt โœ“ fearGASM โœ“ singsingP โœ“ fluffyW โœ“ ratW โœ“ Pleb test passed
twitch chat
April 2016

Classic

Rania is playing hardstone

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

I want to fuck the Samsung girl

Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iโ€™ve done nothing but think about her. I canโ€™t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iโ€™ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canโ€™t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canโ€™t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canโ€™t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iโ€™ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iโ€™ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnโ€™t want it any other way.
June 2021

Kripp is an enigma

twitchquotes: Kripp is an enigma. The RNG of this *** he's trying to do with General Drakkisath doesn't bother him ... but if some dude gets a good bomber in arena, it sends him into an emotional tailspin.
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp
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