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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearโmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart โyou know, if youโre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iโm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldโitโs true!โbut when youโre a conservative Republican they tryโoh, do they do a numberโthatโs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneโyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weโre a little disadvantagedโbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meโit would have been so easy, and itโs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatโs going to happen and he was rightโwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatโs going on with the four prisonersโnow it used to be three, now itโs fourโbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itโs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donโt, they havenโt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itโs gonna take them about another 150 yearsโbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearโmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart โyou know, if youโre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iโm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldโitโs true!โbut when youโre a conservative Republican they tryโoh, do they do a numberโthatโs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneโyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weโre a little disadvantagedโbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meโit would have been so easy, and itโs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatโs going to happen and he was rightโwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatโs going on with the four prisonersโnow it used to be three, now itโs fourโbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itโs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donโt, they havenโt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itโs gonna take them about another 150 yearsโbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT?
Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you motherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fucking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you motherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fucking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings
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Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings after this game, there seems to be an issue with the stream. The colors of the video fade and entire screen goes gray every 30 or so seconds
I hate taking shits
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting