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I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY

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I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY BatChest

I FEEL SO PROUD OWNING THESE ELECTRONS BatChest

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September 2021

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicopters… He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.

December 2020

Lego City

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

I fucking hate gaming laptops

I fucking hate gaming laptops. Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

January 2022

Four Asians streamed together in harmony...

twitchquotes: (`.´) Trump. (`.´) Amaz. (`.´) MaSsan. (`.´) Hafu. A few months ago the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Forsen's Snus Brotherhood attacked. Only (◉ل͟◉) Reynad, master of the Salt could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most - he was too busy complaining on stream. ( ͠°ل͟ ͠°)

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October 2014

Kripp

didn't expect to queue into you this game

twitchquotes: oh hey toast, didn't expect to queue into you this game haha so random! i'm actually streaming rn as well on my stream at twitchtv/xxxxxx maybe you can host me

no big deal if not. enjoy your content! i'm streaming atm so check me out!

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August 2019

DisguisedToast

[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?

Lego City

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

I fucking hate gaming laptops

Four Asians streamed together in harmony...

didn't expect to queue into you this game

Teamfight Tactics

[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY

Cryptocurrency

NFTs

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?

Lego City

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

I fucking hate gaming laptops

Four Asians streamed together in harmony...

didn't expect to queue into you this game

Teamfight Tactics

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