[Copypasta] God I want Zarya to be real

twitchquotes: God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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June 2017

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What is a GOAT?

twitchquotes: The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM

twitchquotes: 4Head HELLO 911 ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head WHATS THAT? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head ILL BE OKAY? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
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Jake has huge RipTires

twitchquotes: Jake has huge RipTires, he is one of the best players in OWL, when Jake isn`t beating up people in Overwatch, he`s beating people in real life so you better think before you speak, peace out.
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Valiant calls Shanghai

twitchquotes: HELLO SHANGHAI ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IT'S THE VALIANT ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
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It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house

twitchquotes: It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Seagull looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Seagull begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Seagull releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner
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