[Copypasta] God I want Zarya to be real

twitchquotes: God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
twitch chat
June 2017

Overwatch

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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? πŸ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT πŸ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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I sexually Identify as a Genji

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Genji. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dashing through the battlefield swift striking the disgusting enemy team. People say being Genji is Impossible but I don’t care, I can solo carry. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cyborg parts,a shuriken dispenser and a dragonblade on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Genji Shimada Senpai" and respect my right to ignore objectives and play team deathmatch. RyΕ«jin no ken wo kurae!
twitch chat
January 2017

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

πŸ“ž 4Head HEY DALLAS

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HEY DALLAS πŸ“ž 4Head JUST HIT BRONZE πŸ“ž 4Head CAN I JOIN?
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March 2018
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GOATS ults ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: FIRE AT WILL ResidentSleeper NERF THIS! ResidentSleeper EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY ResidentSleeper HAMMER DOWN ResidentSleeper RALLY TO ME! ResidentSleeper OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN
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March 2019

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We are watching the Overwatch League

twitchquotes: Please understand, hating Twitch Chat doesn't give you the right to spam poorly written and stupid copypastas that serve no actual purpose. Get over yourselves please! We are watching the Overwatch League!
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February 2018
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