Bruh wharf if, if the spy fromb tf2 disguised himself as demoman to get an N-word word pass.
I used to be a real ad
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later dweebs
twitchquotes:wow! almost 16k people sitting inside watching some dude play video games on Memorial Day LMAO. bout to hit the pool with some dime I matched on tinder and her friends to play beerpong. she wants me so bad its not even funny haha. not gonna smash til i get something to eat tho cause sex kills gains. have fun watching the stream i guess lol. later dweebs
wow! almost 16k people sitting inside watching some dude play video games on Memorial Day LMAO. bout to hit the pool with some dime I matched on tinder and her friends to play beerpong. she wants me so bad its not even funny haha. not gonna smash til i get something to eat tho cause sex kills gains. have fun watching the stream i guess lol. later dweebs
Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on
twitchquotes:Iβm married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itβs going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear βweβre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasβ while having sex my brain is βyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatβs a shit load of jalapeΓ±os, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heβs going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upβ
Iβm married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itβs going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear βweβre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasβ while having sex my brain is βyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatβs a shit load of jalapeΓ±os, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heβs going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upβ
ok guys, yesterday i was playing call of duty and then when my game finished i decided to check de leaderboards to see my position and now that all the girls stop reading this ***, where do i find good porn?
Itβs Morbin time! FAQ (Reddit)
Itβs Morbin time!
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
Itβs time for Morbin.
## Why did I do this?
There are several reasons I may deem you morbin-able to be worthy of being morbed. These include, but are not limited to:
I am very Morby
I see you being morbin-able
You morbed me first
## Is Morbius THE movie of all time?
Yes
## I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to fucking requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake. You were a mistake because I forgot to wear a morbondom whilst fucking your morb-hole. I will continue to morb your morbussy until you improve your conduct.
Remember: morbing you who morbed me first is a right, not a privilege.
Itβs Morbin time!
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
Itβs time for Morbin.
## Why did I do this?
There are several reasons I may deem you morbin-able to be worthy of being morbed. These include, but are not limited to:
I am very Morby
I see you being morbin-able
You morbed me first
## Is Morbius THE movie of all time?
Yes
## I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to fucking requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake. You were a mistake because I forgot to wear a morbondom whilst fucking your morb-hole. I will continue to morb your morbussy until you improve your conduct.
Remember: morbing you who morbed me first is a right, not a privilege.