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I despise any streamer that isn't MOONMOON
twitchquotes:I despise with a burning acidic passion any streamer that isn't MOONMOON. Every night I print out an 8.5 x 11" picture of a streamer that is not MOONMOON and wipe my ass with it.Honestly, anyone who watches any streamer except forMOONMOON deserves to be tarred, and feathered, then burned at the stake. That's how fucking much I HATE stramers. (Besides MOONMOON, of course).
I despise with a burning acidic passion any streamer that isn't MOONMOON. Every night I print out an 8.5 x 11" picture of a streamer that is not MOONMOON and wipe my ass with it.Honestly, anyone who watches any streamer except forMOONMOON deserves to be tarred, and feathered, then burned at the stake. That's how fucking much I HATE stramers. (Besides MOONMOON, of course).
Ok, if you didnβt know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocadoβs OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. Thereβs nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, itβs all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. Iβm just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And thatβs when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit canβt get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted βGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!β but she didnβt listen. She kept banging on the door and thatβs when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. βOh shit, that feels really goodβ I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said β Fine, Iβm just gonna come in anywayβ. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.
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CSGO rage
The only reason, the only reason youβre all laughing is because you donβt understand that I also played in a team before and itβs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iβm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youβre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youβre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youβre all having a laugh and Iβm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
The only reason, the only reason youβre all laughing is because you donβt understand that I also played in a team before and itβs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iβm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youβre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youβre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youβre all having a laugh and Iβm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.