[Copypasta] spamming copypastas is the worst form of comedy

twitchquotes: Honestly, spamming copypastas is the worst form of comedy to exist on this planet. Instead of original jokes, we just have repetitive trash. As a stand up comedian, I spend hours on my craft making sure I make original jokes. I always leave the comedy club with the hottest bros. Maybe you copypasta people can learn something from me.
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October 2020
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NFL football teams allow kickers that just miss

twitchquotes: Iโ€™ll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that wonโ€™t miss simple kicks. Or snappers that wonโ€™t mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.
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December 2019

yo

twitchquotes: To ฬผฬœอˆอ”ฬฐiฬฒอ…อ“ฬฌฬœอ“ฬณnฬชฬนvฬจอšฬœฬชฬ อ‰ฬอ‰oอ•ฬคฬ˜ฬปฬฎฬ˜ฬญkฬฆฬฆฬ–ฬ ฬชeอ‡อŽอ…ฬ™ฬ– ฬญฬ—อšฬ tฬปฬฅhอœฬปeฬฒฬฉฬฃฬฉ ฬ–ฬนhฬฏฬŸiอ•vอฬผอ™อ–ฬฎอฬžeอกฬบอ™อ‰ฬฆ-อฬฅฬปmฬทฬคiอ“nฬปฬฑอฬผฬผdอŸอ–ฬœฬฬฐฬณฬฑอ‡ ฬ อฬณrฬทฬฃeฬฑอŽฬŸprฬฌeอ€ฬญฬ—ฬซฬ–อ–ฬœอ“sฬตฬ—ฬฒอ‰ฬญฬคenอŸฬฅฬฃtฬจฬฌอ”ฬฃฬผฬนฬ˜iฬถฬผอšฬปฬปnฬฌgอ˜ฬฑฬ—ฬฉฬฏฬญฬฌ ฬปอ…ฬปฬฎฬชฬฌcอžhฬฏฬผอ‡ฬฅaoอŸฬซฬณฬญฬฒฬนฬฒs.อžฬ™อ“ฬฒอ…ออ‰ อ–อŽฬณอ•Iอ€nฬญฬฒฬปฬžฬซฬ ฬซvฬ›ฬฏออ…ฬžฬ˜ฬผฬฎoฬฌkฬปฬบอšอ…ฬฒอ–iฬขnฬตอ‡อ–ฬผg อ“ฬบอˆฬฌฬžอ–อ‰tฬฐอ•ฬŸฬญฬฑฬฉhฬงฬ ฬชอ•อ™อ“ฬ˜ฬeอฬฑอ–อ”อ…อ™ อขฬซฬฒฬคfฬธฬปฬฃฬฐอ”ฬณฬชอšeฬฏeฬฃฬคฬฃฬซlอ€ฬคiฬขฬฒฬฉnา‰ฬฒฬนgฬตฬœฬบฬ™อˆอ”ฬฆฬผ อฬผฬ˜อ™ฬนอฬŸฬปoฬขฬŸฬบฬนฬฎfอœ อŸอ–อ•cฬธฬ ฬคhฬ ฬ™อ‡อ‰aฬ•ฬณอosฬกฬฆ.ฬฆอˆฬฑฬฑฬฬฃ ออ‡ฬ—อ–ฬฉฬฃฬฃWฬจอŽฬฑฬฌฬžอ“ฬผiฬฐอŽฬ–tฬณฬœฬฉอ•ฬฌอ•h อœฬžฬบอ‡ฬคฬซฬคoอ“อ“ฬฎฬคuฬžฬ—ฬฐฬฎฬ˜tอฬผ ฬ–ฬบอ…ฬณฬฉฬฆฬoอ•ฬrอ”อ“ฬ—dอŸอ‡ฬฉฬ™eฬญฬปฬซฬญฬฏฬฃrฬธอ‰ฬฏฬ ฬฏฬฅฬบ.ฬบฬผอšฬณฬ˜อˆอˆ อŸฬฎฬณอ‰ฬ–Tฬ›ฬฆฬ ฬ™อฬปอšอ–hอŸeอˆฬชฬ™ฬ—ฬฐฬ– ฬ›ฬ อ…ฬนฬœฬฒฬžอ–NอŸอ”ฬชฬผฬฌฬ—อ‰eฬซอ”ฬผอ‰ฬนzฬฌฬ pอกฬฏอˆฬฐฬฏฬซeอ€ฬชอ–อ‰อ“ฬผอ‡rอฬปdฬฒiอœอ“ฬปฬณฬผฬ˜aฬงอˆฬฒnอ˜อ‰ฬฎฬปอˆฬฏ อšฬผฬhฬฏฬฐฬžฬฅอ‰อˆiฬทอ“ฬ–อ…อ“ฬŸvฬทฬญอŽฬณฬฐeอ‡อ”อฬฉฬญ-ฬ ฬŸฬฃฬบฬฑฬฃฬนmอฬฌฬณอšฬ™iฬฬญnฬชอ–ฬณdอŸฬป ฬžฬ อ”ฬนoฬขฬ–ฬบอˆอ“อ–อŽfฬญฬฌฬฅอฬณฬœ ฬฃฬฃฬชฬปฬนฬฅฬ™cอขhฬถaฬ›ฬผฬ™ฬžฬœฬฎอ“oอขอ“ฬฃอ…อ•อ™ฬซฬฉsอ™.อขอŽฬฑฬนฬณอฬซอš า‰อ“อ•ฬฑฬŸอ“Zอ€อ”อˆอ“ฬ™ฬฎฬฎฬญaอ€lฬžฬฅอŽฬœgฬo.อขฬปอ‰อš อ•ฬฆอ–ฬนอ™ฬ™อ“Hฬ˜อ‡ฬ–eอ อกฬฐฬนฬญwhฬบฬบอ”อ™oอ•ฬ–ฬฑอ•ฬ–ฬžอ‰ ฬฆWฬบaฬ–ฬฑฬ™ฬ™ฬฌฬบฬ˜iฬ˜ฬปฬฎฬฒtอ™sฬตอˆ ฬ•ฬŸBฬ›ฬฏeอ˜อ”hiอ…ฬบnอ˜อ•อšฬฃฬŸฬผd อ ฬŸTฬตฬžhอ€ฬ˜ฬญฬฬญฬบeฬธฬฃอ‡ อ€ฬ˜ฬ–ฬ–ฬŸฬชฬผฬžWฬงอ™ฬฑฬ aฬซll.ฬฑฬฅฬฃอ™ฬคฬฎอ… ฬฉอ™อฬอ”ZอฬฒฬฬœฬนฬนฬฑAฬดอ•ฬฒฬฅฬŸอ–อˆฬญLอžฬฃGอ‡อ™ฬฃฬžOฬธฬ–ออ•!ฬ›ฬป
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July 2014
Kaceytron

GME to the moon

.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โœฆ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€*ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆ โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โœฆ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ˜€๏ธif we holdใ€€ใ€€. ,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€Šโ€Šใ€€โ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€Šโ€Šใ€€โ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆ โœฆ ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆโ€Šโ€Šโ€Š๐Ÿš€ gme ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€โ€Šโ€Šโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€Šโ€Šใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€หšใ€€ โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€,ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šใ€€โ€Šโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€* ใ€€ใ€€ โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โœฆ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šโ€Šใ€€โ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆโ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚โ€‚ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๐ŸŒ‘ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€Šโ€Šโ€Šใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏พŸใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ ๐ŸŒŽ โ€ โ€ if we sell โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ ,ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€* .ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โœฆ หšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€*ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ˆ โ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.
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January 2021

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Fail Whale

โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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December 2017

notices you have a bulge

twitchquotes: Rawr~nuzzles how are you daddy? pounces on you youโ€™re so warm. owo? notices you have a bulge. someoneโ€™s happy! nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe. rubbies your bulgy wolgy youโ€™re so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesnโ€™t stop growing uwu kisses you and lickies your neck. do you likie? im wagging my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wolgy! come on daddy dont keep me waiting~
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