[Copypasta] spamming copypastas is the worst form of comedy

twitchquotes: Honestly, spamming copypastas is the worst form of comedy to exist on this planet. Instead of original jokes, we just have repetitive trash. As a stand up comedian, I spend hours on my craft making sure I make original jokes. I always leave the comedy club with the hottest bros. Maybe you copypasta people can learn something from me.
twitch chat
October 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Donging through the snow

twitchquotes: แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— Donging through the snow แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— In a one dong open sleigh แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— over the dongs we go แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— donging all the way แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen

Spaghetti out of Kripp's underwear

twitchquotes: I love spaghetti, its actually my passion. I have always wanted to eat Greek spaghetti, specifically out of Kripp's underwear where his dongers are Kappa
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
twitch chat
November 2020

2020 US Election

Classic

Holding hands with reynad

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) When i hold my mouse-cursor over reynads mouse-cursor, it feels like i am holding hands with him ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad

Press CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” imGlitch The Twitch Anti-Bot Algorithm(TM) has detected you may be a bot. Please press the A key on your keyboard and then press the key combo CTRL + W to prove you are not a bot.โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
twitch chat
May 2019
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