[Copypasta] Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail

twitchquotes: Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail. I would know because I scored a 174 on the LSAT which got me into Northwestern Law after graduating with top honors from UC Berkeley. BTW...the LSAT is an exam in logic.
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April 2019
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mizkif maybe if u werent such an asshole

twitchquotes: lmao mizkif maybe if u werent such an asshole with a huge ego maybe the cool streamers like mitch jones would come over and learn mario 64 speed running tricks with you. lmao but ur just depressed its actually sad ur sad, i would know i'm a hate watcher that used to make $600k a month... anyway my dad's coming downstairs gotta go
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May 2020
Mizkif

YOUโ€™VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE KAWAII TRUCK

YOUโ€™VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^](๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง | KAWAII TRUCK | โ€˜|โ€โ€œโ€;.., ___. |_โ€ฆ_โ€ฆ______===|= _|__|โ€ฆ, ] | โ€(@ )โ€™(@ )โ€โ€œโ€โ€œ*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โŠ‚๏ผˆ๏พŸะ”๏พŸโŠ‚โŒ’๏ผ‰ NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!! MOTHERFUCKER ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOUโ€™LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND SHITTINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.
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October 2021

Weebs

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My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=ยคโ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—คMy name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค son, and buff to a โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=ยคโ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค
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February 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022

You have been permanently banned from this channel

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” imGlitch You have been permanently banned from this channel. Please review the Twitch Terms of Service for more information. โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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June 2017
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