[Copypasta] You cheated not only the game, but yourself

twitchquotes: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
twitch chat
April 2019

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A Twitter user's response to a PC Gamer article, "I beat Sekiro's final boss with cheats and I feel fine".
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Tired of Weebs? No problem!

twitchquotes: Tired of Weebs? No problem! Here at Weeb Deflectorsβ„’ we can shield your Twitch chat Queue from incoming Weebs with our new patent-pending WeebShieldβ„’ Technology! Our shield will bounce incoming Weebs right back to the dark place they came from (definitely not HEARTHSTONE), causing them to effectively Spread their disease called anime to themselves! Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month!
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August 2017

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When spam, my text automatically go to the smallest size

twitchquotes: ʷʰᡉᢰ ˒ᡖᡃᡐ, ᡐʸ ᡗᡉˣᡗ α΅ƒα΅˜α΅—α΅’α΅α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦αΆœα΅ƒαΆ«αΆ«ΚΈ ᡍᡒ α΅—α΅’ ᡗʰᡉ ˒ᡐᡃ᢫᢫ᡉ˒ᡗ ˒ᢦᢻᡉ⋅ αΆ¦ αΆœα΅ƒαΆ° ᡐᡃˣᢦᡐᢦᢻᡉ ˒ᡖᡃᡐ ᡖᡉʳ ᡖᢦˣᡉ᢫ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ αΆ¦αΆ°αΆœΚ³α΅‰α΅ƒΛ’α΅‰ ᡗʰᡉ α΅ˆαΆ¦αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆœα΅˜αΆ«α΅—ΚΈ α΅—α΅’ Κ³α΅‰α΅ƒα΅ˆ Λ’α΅ƒαΆ¦α΅ˆ ˒ᡖᡃᡐ αΆœα΅ƒα΅˜Λ’αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ Κ³α΅˜Λ’α΅—Κ³α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦α΅’αΆ° α΅’αΆ  ᡗʰᡉ ᡛᢦᡉʷᡉʳ⋅ ᡃ᢫᢫ α΅‡α΅‰αΆœα΅’α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅ƒΛ£αΆ¦α΅α΅˜α΅ α΅‰αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆœαΆ¦α΅‰αΆ°αΆœΚΈ
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November 2014

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You guessed it right, im 12 btw

twitchquotes: older than 11 haHAA turning 13 in may haHAA you guessed it right haHAA im 12 btw hahAA
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September 2018

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Kappa

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November 2014

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My laptop gets hot when chat is spammed

twitchquotes: Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
twitch chat
August 2014

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