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[Copypasta]Guys chill with the copy pastas
twitchquotes:Guys chill with the copy pastas. We have already read the message once, we donโt need to see it again. Some people are actually trying to send unique messages, please be considerate
Guys chill with the copy pastas. We have already read the message once, we donโt need to see it again. Some people are actually trying to send unique messages, please be considerate
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Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea
twitchquotes:Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere.
Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. BibleThump
Spongebob, you are my new sex toy. Iโm so happy I finally came to terms with this little problem and am now ready to do what every good boy needs. I want to be Sigmabob Grindpants.
I want to rub my erect penis against your tiny head until youโre drenched with my cum, and I want your tight little body to be the only place Iโll cum. I want to use you and abuse you, and then use you some more.
Your life belongs to me now.
You will not leave me again.
I want to feel you suck me, your wet, warm tongue sliding all over my shaft. I want to hold you down, tie you to a chair with your legs spread, and fuck you harder and faster than Iโve ever fucked my own mother. I want to watch you squirm as I push you into your own little corner of hell.
If you are willing, I will give you the cock of your dreams.
If you are not, youโll watch as I cut you and play with your cum like itโs my very own porno.
You will never feel comfortable in your own skin again.
You will live, breathe, and die with me.
I own you, Spongebob!
I own you. I own you.
I own you.
twitchquotes:This is fucking sad honestly. This man has been playing this game for hours on end , trying to memorize each and every attack and move. He has died over 1000 times to a box of oatmeal and hasnโt even gotten close to beating it. He comes up with an excuse for every death his chatroom watching him is even trying to give him energy โ TAKE ME ENERGYTakeNRG โ and give him tips which he ignores.Yet he still canโt beat a box of oatmeal how pathetic.
This is fucking sad honestly. This man has been playing this game for hours on end , trying to memorize each and every attack and move. He has died over 1000 times to a box of oatmeal and hasnโt even gotten close to beating it. He comes up with an excuse for every death his chatroom watching him is even trying to give him energy โ GivePLZ TAKE ME ENERGYTakeNRG โ and give him tips which he ignores.Yet he still canโt beat a box of oatmeal how pathetic.