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Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion
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hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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Putin had a private screening of Morbius
Vladimir Putin had a private screening of Morbius at the Kremlin. Rumor has it when he walked out, he burst into tears, called up his top generals, and ordered a full withdrawal of Russian troops from Ukraine. He then flew to Kyiv and personally signed a peace treaty with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, pledging the Russian ruble equivalent of $500 billion to the Ukrainian people to help repair damages caused by the war. When asked why he had this sudden change of heart, Putin responded “I have encountered the Morb, and he has Morbed in my heart. I now believe we must all allow ourselves to be Morbed for the sake of world peace.”
Morbius
Let us out lettuce points
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Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) was first discovered by Octavian Morosan in 2019. A leafy, green vegatable, he named it lettuce after the frantic cries from his wife and two dogs chained in the basement of, "Let us out!"
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THE ONLY WORLD RECORD NA OWNS
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THE ONLY WORLD RECORD NA OWNS IS LOSING THE QUICKEST INTERNATIONNAL BO5 TO EUROPE
THE ONLY WORLD RECORD NA OWNS IS LOSING THE QUICKEST INTERNATIONNAL BO5 TO EUROPE
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Hey Europoops, who built the statue of liberty?
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Hey Europoops, who built the statue of liberty? NOT YOU 
STAY POOR EU
Hey Europoops, who built the statue of liberty? NOT YOU STAY POOR EU
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