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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and Iโm more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodusโ and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you canโt accept me youโre a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
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Hello Children, this is Sandown's mother
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Hello Children, this is Sandown's mother, I am here to politely ask you all to stop making fun of my son. He has always had social problems and it really hurts his feelings when you guys make fun of him. I'm sure you will all be reasonable about this.
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Kripp
Oh god I want xqc so bad
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Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐ฉ ๐ฆ he's so smart ๐ค ๐ and cute ๐ ๐ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐ ๐ lick him ๐
๐ and finger him 
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
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xQcOW
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Kripp's warmup show
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Hey Reynad, thanks for being Kripp's warmup show. Here's a donger bill [ฬฒฬ
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Reynad