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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Buying Monster and adult diapers
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Iβm telling you, TidesOfTime is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said βthey contain my full power so I donβt completely shit on these kidsβ then he rode a boar out the door
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TidesOfTime
THERE'S TOO MUCH SALT
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(β¬ ΰ² ηΰ² ) IM GETTING ANGRY THERES TOO MUCH SALT (β¬ ΰ² ηΰ² )
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Reynad
Stop spamming your emojis
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Hey guys, I would greatly appreciate if you stop spamming your 'emojis'. I am trying to watch this stream in peace but you ANIMALS are disrupting my time. I will go to complain on r/DotA2 if you continue. Thanks
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I hate Twitch Chat
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Silence Liberal
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KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard
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listen up ok nobody even likes u the only reason i dont ddos u nto oblivion is cuz ur not even worth my bandwif u fkn fgt retard im srs if u say 1 more thing u wont even get to get out of ur seat cuz i wil KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard n shoc ur fingers so bad u will say sry but its too late for that boyo
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Kripp