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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Helping us polish the in-game spectator feature
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Hi Imaqtpie, this is Riot Games CEO Nicolo Laurent speaking. We want to thank you on behalf of the Valorant rage team for helping us polish the in-game spectator feature.
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Bush outdated, Obama overrated, Hillary eliminated
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BUSH OUTDATED OBAMA OVERRATED HILLARY ELIMINATED TRUMP CONGRATULATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE EMIGRATED
BUSH OUTDATED OBAMA OVERRATED HILLARY ELIMINATED TRUMP CONGRATULATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE EMIGRATED
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2016 US Election
Can I mod your chat?
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Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaās, Iāve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianās chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iām trained in copy pasta warfare and Iām the top mod on Twitch.
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MLK Fortnite event helped my little brother stop his racism
My little brother (10) has always been one for those toxic semi racist squeakers youād find on Xbox lobbyās. Iāve walked in on him saying the n word to people in squads and heard him say the word when in a fit of rage. Iāve tried to tell him thatās hurtful and not acceptable at all but he doesnāt listen to me and insists he isnāt racist and that heās just saying it because heās angry. Iāve told my parents and they say the same thing, but they never enforce punishment because he is doing excellent in school due to the incentive of using his Xbox. Then the mlk event happened and it allowed him to see the history of segregation this country has had. It allowed me to show him the history of the words he used and how they were used to demean African Americans. He promised me he wouldnāt say it again Thank you epic, while most say the event was tone deaf, it really helped me teach my brother a lesson.
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not an asexual thing
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ānot an asexual thingā. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each othersā faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
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