[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
twitch chat
December 2018
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CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER

twitchquotes: You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. You notice 4+ length message in the chat. Grabbing the mouse, hovering over, scrolling up. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. You are retarded.
twitch chat
July 2020

Classic

Your team is all washed up

twitchquotes: Rick Fox invites Shiphtur to his private island, and says to him, "I want you to play on my team." "But who will be my teammates?" Shiphtur replies. Just as he asks that, Dyrus, Scarra, Voyboy and Imaqtpie swim ashore. Rick Fox smiles as he looks towards the shore: "Your team is all washed up."
twitch chat
July 2017

League of Legends

DickButt

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August 2015

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: α••OpieOPα•— οΌ¨ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½ οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ οΌ£ο½™ο½‚ο½’ο½‰ο½˜ ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½…οΌŽ οΌͺust ο½—ο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ to ο½“ο½ο½™οΌš β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ . β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ . β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ . β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ . β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺοΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ . β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ α••OpieOPα•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Hot Twitch streamers are just not good for my health

Her streams are just not good for my health. She is so hot I skip every stage and go straight to post nut clarity, then I get a deep feeling of loneliness and dread. I just don't know what to do with myself and everything seems pointless.
December 2021

Coomer

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