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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Worry about a tree, miss the entire forest
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ใฝ( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ )๏พ And if you only worry about a tree, you'll miss the entire forest around it ใฝ( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ )๏พ-Sage Dong
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My NAAAME is Gyoubu Masataka ONIWA
โ โ โ โ โ (\__/)โ โ โ โ โ
โ โ โ โ โ (โขใ
โข)โ โ My NAAAAAME is
๏ผฟใโ ใฝโ ใโ ๏ผผ๏ผฟโ โ Gyoubu Masataka
/โ ๏ธโ Yโ โ๏ผนโโ ๏ผนโ ๏ธโ ๏ธใฝโ โ ONIWA!
(โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ(ไธใฝไบบโ โ /โ โ โ |
|โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๏พโ ยฏยฏ\โ ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃใฝใAs I breathe,
ใฝ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟโ โ ๏ผ๏ฝค๏ผฟ_๏ผ you will NOT pass
โ โ โ ๏ฝโ (โ ็โ )ใ the castle gate
โ โ โ /โ โ ๏พ`โโๅฝกโ \
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐
why are you gay
"why are you gay"
i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him ๐๐๐ so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
๐ HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐
๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐
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