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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Kripp finally picks Pogo
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Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.
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Kripp
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A concerned Christian parent writes to Imaqtpie
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Hello Mr. 'Cute the Pie'! I am a concerned Christian parent, who caught my son Lil' Johnny watching your SMUT, and if you dont COVER YOUR DONGER IMMEDIATELY, you will be reported to the authorities! DO NOT copy and paste this!
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imaqtpie
VapeNation Brain Power
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Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad
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(ββΏββΏ) Great Music (ββΏββΏ) Extremely Handsome (ββΏββΏ) Innovative Decks (ββΏββΏ) High Level Gameplay (ββΏββΏ) Moderately Sized Forehead (ββΏββΏ) Great Personality (ββΏββΏ) Large Donger (ββΏββΏ) Must be Reynad (ββΏββΏ)
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Reynad
After a good game in csgo, i added him
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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.
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