[Copypasta] I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐Ÿ˜ซ

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐Ÿ˜ซ
December 2020

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Jim Cramer responds to GameStop apes on Twitter

But you know what? I miss the good people whom i used to interact before these pathetic parodies of human minds ascended from the gates of hell. Well, now that i know they are going broke and just care about Gamestop and pump and dump schemes I will end their tyranny. NOW
September 2021

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Google employees complaints

Reading Google employees complaints about workplace is like watching Becky cry on social media how her life's ruined when she only got a new Hyundai for graduation instead of the audi she asked. Bitch give me that 300k job and I will deal with "my voice not being heard" all day every day.
January 2021

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Not financial advise

I'm starting to think the people telling me to buy BB at $20 were being serious about not being financial advisors
April 2021

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Thats why this place is so special.

Listen 5 years ago I wanted to get into investing. I came to this sub to get some advice. One guy helped me with a stock I could invest in. It was dipping for a few days and I kept asking what I should do and he said hold. Kept quoting Warren buffet On the third day I panicked and told him I had to sell. He sent me a video and told me to watch it before I sold. It was a guy getting railed by jpow. I lost 400 dollars that day but it taught me some lessons. Now look at me. Been investing for over 3 years now. I was even on this gme thing. Yeah I could of made 8x the profits instead of 4 but I consider that my own fault. But through this great sub and everything I have learned, I reinvested my profits and as of today I am down 5 grand. Thats why this place is so special.
February 2021

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Careful bulls, dangerous things past the moon

Careful tomorrow bulls, there are dangerous things past the moon. โœจ .-' `'. โœจ / \ . โ˜€๏ธ โ˜€๏ธ | ; โœจ | | ___.--, _.._ |0) ~ (0) | _.---'`__.-( (_. โœจ __.--'`_.. '.__.\ '--. \_.-' ,.--'` `""` ( ,.--'` ',__ /./; ;, '.__.'` __ _`) ) .---.__.' / | |\ \__..--"" """--.,_ . โ˜€๏ธ `---' .'.''-._.-'`_./ /\ '. \ _.-~~~````~~~-._`-.__.' | | .' _.-' | | \ \ '. `~---` โœจ \ \/ .' \ \ '. '-._) โœจ โœจ \/ / \ \ `=.__`~-. jgs / /\ `) ) / / `"".`\ , _.-'.'\ \ / / ( ( / / . โ˜€๏ธ `--~` ) ) .-'.' '.'. | ( (/` ( (` ) ) '-; ` '-; (-' โœจ โœจ โœจ โ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿš€ <--- BULLS โœจ โ˜€๏ธ โœจ ๐ŸŒ™ โ˜€๏ธ โ˜€๏ธ โ˜€๏ธ โœจ ๐ŸŒŽ โœจ ๐ŸŒ โ˜€๏ธ โœจ โœจ
December 2020

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