[Copypasta] Tiffany's chandelier

twitchquotes: I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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Excited Homer Simpson

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃดโขถโฃถโฃฟโฃŸโฃถโฃฟโฃญโ ฟโ ฆโ คโ ฝโฃทโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขซโฃฟโข‹โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโกถโขปโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ ˆโฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ €โ ˆโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขฏโ ‹โ ˆโ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ’โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ คโ คโ คโฃ€โ €โข€โก€โ คโ คโ คโฃ€โฃฑโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โข€โก–โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฑโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ ดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ถโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โข€โกดโ ‹โ ‰โขนโกถโ ถโขค โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃธโขปโกœโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ถโ ’โ ’โ €โ โฃ„โกผโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ›โ “โ ถโฃโ €โ €โฃ€ โ €โ €โ €โขธโขงโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ €โ ทโ ™โ ฒโ „โ €โก€โ  โ ”โ โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โก‡โกงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โก€โ €โ €โ ˆโขฆโ žโ  โ €โ €โ €โขธโกˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ งโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ –โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ฆโฃ€โฃ โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ €โ ˆโขขโก€โ  โขพโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฒโกถโก„โ €โข€โกถโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โกŽโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ € โก€โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโกดโ €โฃพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโกทโขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ  โ ™โขฆโก€โ €โ ˆโ ›โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฆโฃ€โฃ โ Žโข€โฃคโฃพโกฟโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ žโ € โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโข„โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ƒโ €โฃ โฃดโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฐโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ คโก–โ ‹โข€โกคโ พโ ฟโฃโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ Žโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขจโ ‡โ ™โขฟโ ทโ –โ ’โ ›โ “โ ’โ šโ ›โ ฏโก‰โ ‰โ €โ €โกทโ ถโ ฏโกโ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ขโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ œโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŒโ €โ €โ €โ ณโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ €โ ™โข†โ €โ €โกงโ ‚โ €โขกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ Œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโก€โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโกดโ ‰โ กโก€โ ˆโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ „โ €โข€โกดโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฉโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโก€โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃถโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃทโฃ„โฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ Žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃŽโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ žโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขคโกคโ ดโ ’โ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ขโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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