[Copypasta] No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.

twitchquotes: 4Head No girlfriend 4Head No friends 4Head No talents 4Head Saturday night alone 4Head Wasting time on Twitch 4Head Watching a dead game 4Head Reading the chat more than the stream 4Head Spamming pastas brainlessly 4Head Must be me
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September 2018
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bbz will u luv me 4evr

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
March 2021

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Don't Care Ratio

dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re probably white + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdonā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re a full time discordian + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio donā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedonā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re probably white + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdonā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourā€™re a full time discordian + not funny didnā€™t laugh + youā€™re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio donā€™t care + didnā€™t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass
May 2022

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Elundus Core

twitchquotes: The Elundus Core was a 6.2-kilogram (14 lb) subcritical mass of a previously undiscovered isotope of plutonium measuring 89 millimeters and was previously held in Felix "xQc" Lengyel's basement. It now lives in the depths of yellowstone waiting to explode
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May 2019
xQcOW

If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe šŸ’ and my girl šŸ‘§ šŸ˜ both drowning šŸ˜± šŸ‘‹ and I can only save one šŸ˜¤ šŸ˜¬ Catch me at my girl funeral šŸ˜” šŸ‘» šŸŒ¹ with my dick out šŸ˜ šŸ’Æ šŸ˜Ž šŸ†
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August 2016

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Harambe

Slim down and shout less T1

twitchquotes: Hey T1, I was wondering if you could please take a month off of going to the gym to slim down a bit? Your huge masculine, muscular frame intimidates me and distracts me from the gameplay that I'm here to savor. Also please try to shout less I have sensitive ears. Thank you :)
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December 2019
Tyler1
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