[Copypasta] Fruit towers

The tragedy of Darth Pepega

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Pepega

the Retarded? I thought not. It's not a story the High Elo players would tell you. It's a Silver legend. Darth Pepega

was a Dark Lord of the Silver, so boosted and so retarded he could use his Flame to influence the outcome of the game... He had such a knowledge of the flame, he could even keep the ones who tried to carry him from winning. The dark side of the Mental is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught a rioter everything he knew, then the rioter banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could grant the enemy team LP, but not himself.

twitch chat

August 2019

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

League of Legends

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

twitchquotes: Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

Classic

Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 5, Finale 2)

That's right. I am the IMPOSTER. I just killed my boss. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. "Chad is the imposter!" I randomly yelled out. Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. "Wait, think about this!" Chad stated. "How do you know I'm the murderer? It could be him!" "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. "Wait, wait, wait!" Angelica proclaimed. "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." Oh!" Angelica said." That's a bit sussy," I said. "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" "Hmm, you might be right." My coworker Dave spoke up. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" I defended myself. He said "I saw you enter the elevator right before the murderer hit!" He said. Shit. he's onto me." Woah, you could be lying! I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" I yelled back." Oh really, what were you doing?" Dave said." I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" "Hmm.. okay." "I think that we should get rid of Liam." Angelica proclaimed. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! Why do you think that?" He quickly hopped to his defense. "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" "Well, you're pale, and you work on the closest floor to the boss." Angelica replies. "Yeah, that's sus, Liam." I said. "We should get rid of him." "I agree." Chad said." Me too!" Adam said." Me three!" John said. And so we decided to throw him out the window.

April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

Back from my 600 seconds timeout

twitchquotes: Hello guys, I'm back from my 200 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.

twitch chat

September 2014

MODS

I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants

August 2021

[Copypasta] Fruit towers

The tragedy of Darth Pepega

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

League of Legends

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

Classic

Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 5, Finale 2)

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

Back from my 600 seconds timeout

MODS

I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob

NSFW

[Copypasta] Fruit towers

The tragedy of Darth Pepega

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

League of Legends

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

Classic

Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 5, Finale 2)

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

Back from my 600 seconds timeout

MODS

I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob

NSFW

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