[Copypasta] Fruit towers

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ２ｇａｍｅｓａｔｔｈｅｓａｍｅｔｉｍｅ？ｆｉｌｔｈｙｃａｓｕａｌ．ｒｅａｌｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｇａｍｅｒｓｐｌａｙａｔｌｅａｓｔ４ｇａｍｅｓｗｉｔｈｏｎｅｈａｎｄｔｉｅｄｂｅｈｉｎｄｔｈｅｉｒｂａｃｋ．ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｆｙｏｕｗａｎｔｔｏｋｅｅｐｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓｙｏｕｂｅｔｔｅｒｓｔｅｐｉｔｕｐ．ｓｉｎｃｅｒｅｌｙ，ａｓｏｏｎｔｏｂｅｅｘ－ｋｒｉｐｐｌｅｔ

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July 2014

Kripp

bears are fuk

I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk

December 2020

WallStreetBets

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

twitchquotes: Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

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January 2015

Reynad

Finland's national anthem

twitchquotes: Finland mentioned, so here is our national anthem: Isäm maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva mäntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka metsä kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo Räty Mika Häkkinen sydänkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana.

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November 2014

Kripp

I accidentally ran over my wife’s pet rabbit with my car

So my wife works from home and she is a graphic designer. She is working from home because the rabbit is very needy and cannot be apart from her without screaming it’s head off. She barely leaves the house due to this and it is difficult because I have to do everything for her and them that requires leaving the house. Whenever we go anywhere together the rabbit has to go with her. However since that post was posted I had developed a plan with the help from some dms and comments I had been acting sick all night and all morning and convinced my wife to go to the market for me to get me medicine. Some Tylenol and cough syrup. She was worried about the rabbit and suggested taking it with her but I somehow convinced her to go without it. We live in a rural area and the closest store is about 20 minutes away. So I hatched my plan as soon as she left. I grabbed that little shit by the neck and while it kicked and screamed I put it into an Amazon box and rushed to the car with it. Initially the plan was to release him into the wild so I drove to the closest wild spot which happens to be a campsite and let the little parasite out. He is partially blind so he just sat there for a bit and I pushed it closer to the grass off the gravel parking lot and it started sniffing around and shit. At this point I thought I was home free and I got into the car to leave but the little shit noticed me getting in and ran towards the car when I started it and moved the car over a bump and I heard a scream. I didn’t know what to do do I started driving and stopped the car a little further away and it was lying there on the gravel parking lot as I started to panic. I didn’t want to kill it I just wanted it gone. Instead I drove over it like a speed bump. I put him back into the box and Drove to the vet. My wife is calling my phone I don’t know what to do, I’m writing this in the waiting room of the vet. I fucked up. The whole thing is a blur. Edit: rabbit is alive, driving home, will update

May 2022

[Copypasta] Fruit towers

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

bears are fuk

WallStreetBets

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

Finland's national anthem

I accidentally ran over my wife’s pet rabbit with my car

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