[Copypasta] Fruit towers

twitchquotes: πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍍 🍐 🍏 🐬 🐳 πŸ‡ πŸ† πŸ™ 🌷 🐷 🍎 πŸ“ πŸ‘
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August 2018
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Trolling My Church with Among Us

So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SUS!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WAIT! I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us.
March 2021

Trolling with Among Us

Among Us / Amogus

People space jammed from the oldest of times

twitchquotes: From the oldest of times, people jammed for a number of reasons. They jammed in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they Jammed to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they Jammed to celebrate." And that is the Jamming we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord Octavian. Slam Jam unto the Lord Octavian a new song. Let them praise His name in the Space Jam"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? He jammedο»Ώ
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September 2014
Kripp

Missing shots

twitchquotes: πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € β € I got him β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β €β €β € Pepega ▄︻┻═━一 β € β € β € β € β € 🦌 β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ σ €€
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February 2021

Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group

twitchquotes: Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Here πŸ’¦ CUMS πŸ’¦ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here πŸ’¦CUMSπŸ’¦ πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa Claus,πŸŽ…πŸ½ here πŸ’¦CUMSπŸ’¦ πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa Claus,πŸŽ…πŸ½ right down πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘ΈπŸ½slutty girl lane!πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘ΈπŸ½ ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ»daddyπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» not giving you enough πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦cummies?!πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Hold up,πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸ½ ho! It's πŸ’¦πŸ’¦cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦ β„οΈπŸ’¦β„οΈSEASON!β„οΈπŸ’¦β„οΈ Pushβœ‹πŸ½βœ‹πŸ½ that πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ»daddyπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a πŸ‘ŒπŸ½NEWπŸ‘ŒπŸ½ father in 🏑YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏑 πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½Father CHRISTMAS,πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½ the πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘KINGπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ of πŸ’¦cummies!πŸ’¦ That's right,πŸ‘πŸΌ he's been making πŸ‘§πŸ½littleπŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘§πŸ½girlsπŸ‘§πŸ½ squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the πŸ’¦πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜ˆNAUGHTIESTπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ’¦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 πŸ‘§πŸ½girlsπŸ‘§πŸ½ you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘ Get 5️⃣ back and you get πŸ‘…eatenπŸ‘… like πŸͺcookiesπŸͺand πŸ‘…πŸ’¦slurpedπŸ’¦πŸ‘… like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa'sπŸŽ…πŸ½ big πŸ†πŸ†COCKπŸ†πŸ† will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get πŸ‘πŸŒπŸ†yummy πŸ’πŸ­πŸΌnummy πŸΌπŸ’¦β˜οΈsquishyπŸΌπŸ’¦β˜οΈ πŸ’§πŸ’§cummiesπŸ’§πŸ’§ until next β©πŸŒ¨β˜ƒChristmas!πŸŒ¨β˜ƒ
December 2021

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Christmas

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