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I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing
I thought it would be nice to nut before i slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds.
I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching.
Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened.
I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled.
Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.
GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!
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IM SOBBING π IS IT IN MY FUCKING π BUTTHOLE πβ WHERE IS ITβοΈβοΈβοΈ
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SPAM THIS GUY TO HELP SHANGHAI
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THIS GUY TO HELP SHANGHAI
THIS GUY TO HELP SHANGHAI
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As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness
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As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness. "Valor, I get this feeling that QT won't ever play with us again." The bartender turned around. "Here's a drink on the house," said Urgot. "I know the feeling."
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