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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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Trump wakes up with a scream and hugs his stuffed bear
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Tim
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i think its hilarious ๐๐ญ u kids ๐ถ๐ talking shit๐ฃ๐ฉ about Tim. u wouldnt say this *** to him irl, hes jacked๐ช๐. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes,๐๐ eats at the chillest restaurants๐ฏโ and hangs out with the hottest dudes๐ฅ๐. yall are pathetic lolโ
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TimTheTatman
Gay chicken
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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
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KappaPride
WEEBS DESERVE RESPECT
WEEBS Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you
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Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
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