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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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My kids were listening to Lil Nas X
My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesn’t he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole you’re a life saver!
TURN CHAT INTO WEEB MODE
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TURN CHAT TO WEEB MODE
TURN CHAT TO WEEB MODE
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HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON
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HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON NEED PROOF? I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS
HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON NEED PROOF? I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS
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YuGiOh Ad Marathon
Too salty for table salt
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Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
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SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)
SpongeBob is asexual
No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff
He’s a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually