[Copypasta] My son got kicked out of school

twitchquotes: My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. FeelsBadMan
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August 2017
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Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith

twitchquotes: The year is 20XX. Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith. No longer are matches decided through complex inputs and tactics. It began when some questioned the idea of matchups against characters. The community realized that gameplay no longer mattered, and only the character. Tournaments became complex games of rock-paper-scissors, and eventually another epiphany was had. Why bother with deciding afterwards and wasting time when the match could be decided before it began? Thus, referees decided who won and who lost automatically using a combination of facial recognition AI, mandatory reflex tests, and standardized quizzes and tests on military tactics and stratagem. With time, tests weren't even needed. Judges became so acute at deciding who won and who lost that tournaments happened in seconds, and results uploaded in less. The final destination was reached. Babies were bred and engineered to become the most desirable "players", if one could call it that. Soon, humanity ceased to think, and became mindless slaves to the autonomous ones and zeroes that decided their worth, ironically becoming the machines they once played with.
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May 2020

Super Smash Bros

Twilight Sparkle

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November 2014

Kripp whines some more...

twitchquotes: แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœษชษดษข แดษด แด›สœแด‡ า“สŸแดแดส€, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกสœษชsแด˜แด‡ส€แด‡แด…, "Hแด‡ แด›แดแด˜แด…แด‡แด„แด‹แด‡แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดษดสŸส แด„แด€ส€แด… แด›สœแด€แด› แด„แดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡แด€แด›... แดแด‡...
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August 2014
Kripp

Purpose of Twitch chat

twitchquotes: What is the purpose of twitch if not to let those with introversion let out their wierdest inner thoughts in writing through random emotes to an awkward king like forsen. Please no cheese in my pizza. Fettuccini Alfredo
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December 2014
Forsen

Canadaland

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March 2014
Kripp
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