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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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I used to be a real ad
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I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
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I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down?
I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me.
"Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down."
"I disagree"
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Art of Conquest is the best!
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(sponsored viewer): Hey Kripp! I just saw your Youtube video about Art of Conquest! It looks like such an amazing free game with a lot of wonderful content and replayablility. I was wondering you were going to play Art of Conquest on stream for us tonight? It would be a privilege to watch such a skilled gamer with a positive attitude such as yourself play this mind-bogglingly complex game. Thanks Kripp, you're the best - just like Art of Conquest!
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Kripp
sellout
Don't get salt Reynad!
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(◕‿◕✿) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (◕‿◕✿)
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Reynad
salty
bro i’m more japan than you
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bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro i’m more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you don’t, i bet you don’t even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first
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Weebs
how are people who chat on twitch streams so annoying?
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how are people who chat on twitch streams so annoying? like wtf is even omeglol? and y do yall spam emojis, spam pog, and send messages like "blah blah blah 
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"? like calm down its not that serious.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"? like calm down its not that serious.
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