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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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I used to be a real ad
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Is today the day when I finally end it all?
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Is today the day when I should finally end it all? ⎝ 
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Is today the day when I should finally end it all? ⎝ 🔫
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Alright, ocean mage, I guess
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“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” “Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard “hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright”
“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” “Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard “hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright”
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Teamfight Tactics
Daily stock prayer
Time for our daily prayer:
Our calls, Who art in PLTR,
Perfect be Thy Timing.
Thy tendies come.
Thy expirations be done,
on earth as it is in Wall Street.
Give us this day our daily Lambos.
And forgive us of our puts,
as we forgive those who buy puts against us.
And lead us not into Debt,
but deliver us unto tendies. Amen
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Ninja's wife and xqc's twitter feud
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Of course 🤗 I was going to answer👮♂️ sweetie , 🥰 I was eating breakfast🧇, fueling up for a productive day 💅 Not very relatable 🤨 I know! 😼 You should teach me a thing 😗 or 2✌ about fundraisers 🗣💵 i'm sure you know a thing or two ✌ about raising funds. 🤣🤪 I mean, these gucci 🐍 bags don't pay for themselves. 🙌 🦍
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Shalom my fellow Twitchlings
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Shalom my fellow Twitchlings. My name is Herschel Goldstein, I hail from the ancient land of Israel. In this world there are two superior races: the valiant Japanese and the God-fearing Jews. When I met the great Kripp at Blizzcon 2013, he gave me a piece of advice that I will never forget: "Pentru a da oul omului, îl hrănești pentru o zi. Om învățat de ouă, îl va hrăni pentru o viață întreagă." Translated into foreign devil talk: I am coming Yankee scum. Get on board or get out of the way."
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