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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. 
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I'm not gay but I want to live with Kanye West
I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
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EU COMING THROUGH
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EU COMING THROUGH βΏ MAKE SOME ROOM βΏ GIVE ALL MY MONEY TO THE GOVERNMENT βΏ BREXIT βΏ WHATS A DENTIST βΏ STARTED BOTH WORLD WARS βΏ HAD TO GET SAVED BY AMERICA βΏ BLEW A 13 COLONY LEAD
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EU vs NA
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I'm watching you
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ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝββ¬β΄β¬β΄ im watching you
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This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos
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Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos
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