[Copypasta] BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ BAN ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ ONE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ FLEX ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GET ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ THE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ WHOLE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GYM
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twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ BAN ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ ONE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ FLEX ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GET ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ THE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ WHOLE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GYM
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One mouse to rule them all

twitchquotes: Three mice for the Diablo 3 players under the sky, Seven for the Hearthstoners in their halls of stone, Nine for Path of Exile doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Greece where the Shadows lie. One mouse to rule them all, One mouse to find them, One mouse to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

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Own a musket for home defense

twitchquotes: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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