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Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little βcleverβ comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you goddamn idiot.
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Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on
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Iβm married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itβs going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear βweβre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasβ while having sex my brain is βyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatβs a shit load of jalapeΓ±os, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heβs going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upβ
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This offends me as a...
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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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When a stream sniper looks at a stream, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun
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When a Stream Sniper looks at a stream, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when Kripp orders a 420YoloQuickSc0peR MLG 5000 Stream Sniper Rifle with a 10/10 BM magazine, orange juice holder, Cattarian reticle, with custom well met rounds, and an optional built in asshurt detection system, he's a casual.
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