[Copypasta] BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ BAN πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ ONE πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ FLEX πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ GET πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ THE πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ WHOLE πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ GYM
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Bring us the Forsen here and now

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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

twitchquotes: I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt
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PJSalt = HsΒ²

twitchquotes: Albert Einstein was desperate. He tried to prove that the luck of Kripp's opponents was within the laws of mathematics. Critics laughed claiming bad luck is divine punishment for embracing casualness. On his deathbed, he spent his last seconds jotting down the most famous formulas, PJSalt = HsΒ²
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why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator?

twitchquotes: why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator ???
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