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๐ช ๐ BAN ๐ช ๐ ONE ๐ช ๐ FLEX ๐ช ๐ GET ๐ช ๐ THE ๐ช ๐ WHOLE ๐ช ๐ GYM
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I used to be a real ad
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a tesla drives down the street in 2021
the year is 2021
A tesla drives down the street
unknowing of the danger behind it
a beast of American metal and lightning
The driver realizes he is in danger in his commie-fornia shoebox
He presses the pussy pedal as hard as he can
It cannot save him, he can hear the music already
"THIS IS GAWWWWWD'S COUNTRRRRRYYYYYYY"
He realizes he is already dead
In an instant he becomes like a fly in the grill of a truck
In the grill of the Ford F-150 EV
It stops for no one
WallStreetBets
I am a muricunt born in America
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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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EU vs NA
The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944
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The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944 as a splinter group of the French Resistance. Though initially suppressed by the Nazi superweapon "U-Boat mode", the movement gained strength as the war went on. Today we honor the brave veterans that stood against facism with their rallying cry, Tuck Frump.
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Daddyโs little tidepod
i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊๊ณ๊)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใใปฯใปใ)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ๏ผโ๏ผ) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ///โฝ///โ) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
