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I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants
Among Us is ruining my fucking life
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
Among Us / Amogus
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Everyone please STOP SPAMMING
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Everyone, please STOP SPAMMING, it is very INCONSIDERATE of the folks who are trying to have REAL CONVERSATIONS. Plz no copy pastarino Frappaccino-mochaccino-capuccino, macarino Eddie Pasterino pepperoncino kakaino poopieino peepeeino dickarino assarino skillswiperino salterino bad-luckerino Al Pacino with his dongerino in San Bernardino.
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itβs an insult to hear βair fryers are as good as fryingβ. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iβm gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iβm in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iβll never stop upvoting and loving you all butβ¦ but Iβm just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an βextra air ovenβ as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment βyou clearly donβt own an air fryerβ Iβd be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnβt high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
Sneaky and Meteos fan fic
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"zach, i can't do this anymore!" meteos cries from his side of the bed. sneaky's eyes widen in shock at the sudden outburst "w-what do you mean, will?" "i'm tired of being your side piece," he cries, "i want to be your one and only." the younger man's face flushes. "will," he starts. "i love you." he digs through the night stand and pulls out a ring. "will you marry me?" "yes!" meteos cries out with joy. he plants a kiss on his lover's cheek, full of tenderness. they are pure passion incarnate.
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