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So I’m an AMC shareholder

So I’m an AMC shareholder, which means I own some of the business. Because the stock kept getting halted today I decided to go to my local AMC and support the stock by buying some concessions. I went up to the stand and told the casher (his nametag said Melvin) that I was a shareholder and wanted to support the business. He looked excited and told me to close my eyes and hold out my hand for a surprise shareholder treat. I can’t believe it, but he just covered my hands in liquid butter! Now I’m typing this at home and cant get it off my hands, and my keyboard is all greasy typing this, What do I do?

January 2021

WallStreetBets

Are you Nozdormu?

twitchquotes: Reynad are you Nozdormu? Cause I only last 15 seconds with you KappaPride

twitch chat

March 2016

Reynad

Hearthstone

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

twitchquotes: haHAA

BAN

ONE

YEAR

OLD

AND

YOU

GET

THE

WHOLE

9GAG

twitch chat

December 2018

Ban X Get The Whole Y

I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze

twitchquotes: I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this..

twitch chat

June 2017

Overwatch

some times i supper glue my thumbs

twitchquotes: some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex

twitch chat

June 2018

[Copypasta] Missing shots

So I’m an AMC shareholder

WallStreetBets

Are you Nozdormu?

Hearthstone

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

Ban X Get The Whole Y

I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze

Overwatch

some times i supper glue my thumbs

Classic

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