[Copypasta] Missing shots

twitchquotes: šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € I got him ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ⠀⠀⠀ Pepega ▄︻┻═━一 ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € 🦌 ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € ā € šŸ’„ 󠀀
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You kids call that a copypasta?

twitchquotes: You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
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