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Holding Galactic Virgins

Virgin Galactic Holdings changes name to Holding Galactic Virgins, and announces it’s changing its business model to extraterrestrial prostitution. Edit: SpaceX, not to be outdone, changes to SpaceSex

December 2020

WallStreetBets

Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

twitchquotes: I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

I hate it when people type "xD"

twitchquotes: I hate it when people type "xD" $:\$

twitch chat

September 2019

Kripp play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go!

twitchquotes: Privyet, Komrade Kripp! Is your cousin Dmitri from Mother Russia! I am of hearing that you make much moneys by playing simplistic card game for toddlers and whining like little baby in front of thousands of simpletons! BLYAT! You should play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go! Already I am recruit by man with enormous forehead for professional team Tampon Storm and will be winning many tournaments, yes! Don't be a cyka, you capitalist pig, and stop crying like baby! Love, Dmitri.

twitch chat

June 2016

Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ today 😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬 I'm smoking 💨😜 the Bible 😇😋🙏📕 because heaven ⬆️😍👐😂 is the highest you can get 🙌😤

April 2021

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Holding Galactic Virgins

WallStreetBets

Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

I hate it when people type "xD"

Kripp play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go!

Classic

Hearthstone

Heaven is the highest you can get

Emoji Pasta

VapeNation

[Copypasta] Missing shots

Holding Galactic Virgins

WallStreetBets

Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

I hate it when people type "xD"

Kripp play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go!

Classic

Hearthstone

Heaven is the highest you can get

Emoji Pasta

VapeNation

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