[Copypasta] Missing shots

Foreign volunteers in Ukraine (variation of original chicken nuggets copypasta)

Holy shit. My commanding officer came into my barracks to bring me an MRE and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of rations out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me in Ukrainian which I didn't understand and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my superior officer but I'm literally in shock from the cruise missile strike. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Zelenskyy losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt that nato won't impose a no fly zone. I want a future to believe in. I want Zelenskyy to be president of a united Ukraine and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we had anti air coverage in western Ukraine???? This is so fucked.

March 2022

Russian Ukrainian War

Colossal amount of educational content

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April 2015

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Kripp and Arthus

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April 2014

Kripp

Service dog approaches you

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April 2019

There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch

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July 2022

[Copypasta] Missing shots

Foreign volunteers in Ukraine (variation of original chicken nuggets copypasta)

Russian Ukrainian War

Colossal amount of educational content

League of Legends

Kripp and Arthus

Service dog approaches you

There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch

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