[Copypasta] Missing shots

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May 2021

hafu you keep calling your boyfriend dog

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June 2019

Hafu

what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes

January 2022

It seems you have tucked Frump

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January 2015

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Welcome to the Pleb Club

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April 2015

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[Copypasta] Missing shots

The ultimate tool to win any argument you're in, works even if you're losing

hafu you keep calling your boyfriend dog

what do you say when you come? murk durgle

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