[Copypasta] I was born with glass bones and paper skin

twitchquotes: haHAA I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. haHAA
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August 2017
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Kripp will come in your room tonight

twitchquotes: hello my name is Kripp, i died to a top deck 10 rounds ago. unless u send this to copy and paste this 10 times, i will come in your room tonight and whine at you. i look like a 35 year old vegan without any luck. i will show up every night you have seven min to post it or else.
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Imo moonmoon's chat is the worst

twitchquotes: Imo moonmoon's chat is the worst. It's an endless stream of purple lady faces and various other meaningless emotes. Shit isn't even funny. I legit stopped watching moonmoon because I can't handle his chat. I know twitch chat is fairly toxic in general but at least people actually use words to communicate in other chats. Moonmoon's minions are so immersed in their 3 shitty memes that they themselves have become a meme.
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All becoming better than Kripp

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž Kripp ο½ο½‰ο½“ο½ο½Œο½ο½™, οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” to ο½“ο½ˆο½ο½— ο½ˆο½‰ο½ my ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½…. οΌ© οΌ£ο½’ο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½šο½… ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½‡ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½ο½‚ο½‰ο½Œο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Žο½ο½ο½‚. all ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ better ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½Ž kripp
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April 2014
Kripp
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