[Copypasta] you are now manually breathing

twitchquotes: :) you are now manually breathing :) you are now manually blinking :) you are aware that your tongue cannot find a comfy place in your mouth :) you are aware of all the itches on your body that need to be scratched :)
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July 2017
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I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020

I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking (Nolan Grayson)

I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
June 2021

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธATTENTION๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธPLEASE๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธguys๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธif๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธyou๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธreceive๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธan๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธemail๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธsaying๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ"naked๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธpictures๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธof๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDonald๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธTrump"๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธdon't๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธopen๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธit๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธit๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธis๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธa๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธvirus๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธthat๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธputs๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธUSA๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธflags๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธbetween๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธeverything๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธyou๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธtype๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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May 2019

YOU TOOK MY FORTNITE CARD

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May 2021

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pressing ctrl-c ctrl-v every 2 seconds as a hobby

I don't get it either. I work on projects while I have the stream on and I absolutely cannot fathom standing in front of the stream and pressing ctrl-c ctrl-v every 2 seconds as a hobby. Like it triggers me just how much of a waste of your life it is.
December 2020
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