[Copypasta] you are now manually breathing

twitchquotes: :) you are now manually breathing :) you are now manually blinking :) you are aware that your tongue cannot find a comfy place in your mouth :) you are aware of all the itches on your body that need to be scratched :)
twitch chat
July 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hating on Kripp's fistbump sub greetings

twitchquotes: krippFist *** 'fistbump' emotes? Are you shitting me? You have become everything you ridiculed in the past.Every time you reach out your hand to your webcam and lower your voice there is a strong cringe feeling overflowing me like a zoo lock overflows the board. I really didn't care for all the hate you got before for streaming HS all the time since I quite enjoy the game myself. But this retarded crap is too much for me to bare. Goodbye Octavian we had a good run, will keep checking the sub to see if you repented from your sellout ways and returned to the true Kripp self. See you. krippFist
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

sellout

Vegan prison

twitchquotes: Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
twitch chat
June 2019

๐Ÿ‘ปBOO! Srry did I scare you?

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ปBOO! Srry did I scare you???๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it's October ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒ‘ you know what that means ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ SLUT-O-WEEN ๐Ÿ‘ฏ send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the block๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป
twitch chat
September 2017

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Kripp lays in bed with Rania

twitchquotes: Kripp lays in bed with Rania and she begins to touch him. 2 secs after a Holy Smite hits Ranias face. She screams loudly "what is this, i didn't marry no Dennis". Right as she turns the lights on, she sees Trump moonwalking out of the bedroom mumbling, "you always go face" SMOrc
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp
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