[Copypasta] you are now manually breathing

twitchquotes: :) you are now manually breathing :) you are now manually blinking :) you are aware that your tongue cannot find a comfy place in your mouth :) you are aware of all the itches on your body that need to be scratched :)
twitch chat
July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is strange to me

twitchquotes: The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is so... strange to me. I put on a streamer and the chat is just animated emojis of pepes and some random guy laughing, almost no actual conversation. And that's after installing the damn extension to see those things. Before it was just a constant barrage of "LUL pepega ezclap" and I had no clue what the fuck was going on, or what a monkAS was...
twitch chat
January 2019

Only the chosen one can wear the the tick antenna

Only the TheTick chosen one can wear the the tick antenna like a man TriHard . Can you give another person the antenna TheTick liek this or cry like a little baby scrub WAAAHH. ? But BabyRage wait! , 2 TheTick antennas are for pussies , Chosen One stacking PogChamp master can do 3 . No no no no TheTick another bro can stack 4 of it ALL AT ONCE WHAT A Jebaited GOD ! The real chosen one is always me .
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September 2017

5 dollars have been added to your PayPal

twitchquotes: This game is awesome! PogChamp / [Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ…5Μ²Μ…)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…] ( 5 dollars have been added to your PayPal.)
twitch chat
June 2017

sellout

Saddam Hussein hiding spot v2

Saddam Hussein's hiding spot β”‚Entrance hidden by β”‚Bricks and rubble β–‚β–ƒβ–‚β–…β–‡β–…β–…β–‡β–„β–ƒ β”³ β•‘ β•‘β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”β–” β”‚ β•šβ•— ╔╝ β”‚ β•‘ β•‘ β”‚Saddam 6ft β•šβ•— ╔╝ β”‚Hussein β”‚====o β•šβ•β•β•β•β”‚β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•— β”‚ β”‚β•‘@ β–‡β–…β–†β–‡β–†β–…β–…β–ˆ β•‘ β”· β”‚β•šβ”‚β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β• Air vent β”‚ β”‚Fan
ascii art
July 2021

This player doesn't even use a monitor

I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
July 2022

CSGO

Valorant

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