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By All That Is Holy I Summon Fish Moley
By All That Is Holy I Summon Fish Moley
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Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!
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This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind
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(炭路炭墓摊路炭 炭) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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Trump
"Boomer" is the n-word of ageism
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"Boomer" is the n-word of ageism. Being hip and flip does not make bigotry ok, nor is a derisive epithet acceptable because it is new.
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Joker fursona bodyguard
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Okay CLEARLY sakurai is playing favorites already wtf. Joker is literally bayo, cloud, olimar put together. He gave him a GUN for gods sake and you LMFAO you can鈥檛 even hurt his fursona bodyguard ohmygod
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Pickpocket hot tip
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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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