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I sexually identify as Microsoft Windows 10
twitchquotes:I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iβm fucking retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me βWindows Update 10.0.10586β and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canβt accept me youβre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iβm fucking retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me βWindows Update 10.0.10586β and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canβt accept me youβre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
No wonder you're retarded.
Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
No wonder you're retarded.
Leifman the Salt King can save the world
twitchquotes:A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Salt king, a moderator named Leifman. And although his moderating skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save any chat. But I believe Leifman can save the world.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Salt king, a moderator named Leifman. And although his moderating skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save any chat. But I believe Leifman can save the world.