[Copypasta] Kappa salute

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Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ its Stavros ο½”ο½ˆο½… Fruit οΌ³ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ from the bazaar. I'm sorry to ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ you but you've ο½„ο½’ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½…ο½„ Greece's ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½‰ο½’ο½… ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ of οΌ―ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½“οΌŽ 2ecause of ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ on ο½”ο½ˆο½… streets ο½—ο½… advise you to ο½ˆο½‰ο½„ο½… ο½ο½Žο½™ οΌ―οΌͺ ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ you ο½ο½‰ο½‡ο½ˆο½” ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½”οΌŽ οΌ·ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Ž ο½Žο½ο½— ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½Œ you οΌ―ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… οΌͺuice ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… odd ο½Šο½ο½’ of οΌ΄ο½šο½ο½”ο½šο½‰ο½‹ο½‰οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½… no gyro ο½ο½•ο½šο½
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
August 2021

AITA

Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

twitchquotes: Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck
twitch chat
September 2019

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
twitch chat
January 2020
Tyler1

Surprised bird

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January 2017
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