[Copypasta] It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked...
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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own p***s. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-p***s contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
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