[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO Dick McPeenballs

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November 2014
Kripp

Anime girl 12

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ คโ –โ šโข‰โฃฉโฃญโกญโ ›โ “โ ฒโ ฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ƒโข€โกดโขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ โฃ โ ‹โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฃโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โกพโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃนโฃ†โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโ € โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโข€โฃ‡โกˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‘โข„โก€โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โขธโ €โขปโกŸโกปโขถโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ Ÿโกณโขฟโฃฆโก‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โฃธโ €โขธโ ƒโก‡โข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโก—โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ  โ €โ €โกโ €โฃผโ €โขณโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโฃ€โฃ€โ ”โฃธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกŸโ € โ €โ €โก‡โข€โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโ € โ €โขธโ ƒโ ˜โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ € โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ € โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โขถโก‡โ €โ €โขฐโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ € โขฐโ ‡โก„โ €โ €โ €โกฟโขฃโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ดโกžโ ‰โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโ €โ € โฃธโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โขธโ €โ € โฃฟโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ คโ ถโ ถโ พโ คโ „โขธโ €โก€โ ธโฃฟโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ € โก‡โ €โก‡โ €โ €โก€โ €โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโกŒโฃตโก€โขณโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโก€ โก‡โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โก‡โกธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฎโขงโฃ€โฃปโข‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขง โฃ‡โ €โข โ €โ €โขณโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกŽโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜ โขปโ €โ ˆโ ฐโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ ˜โขฎโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโก†โ €โ €โ ‡โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ณโฃ„โก€โขขโก€
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April 2020

Weebs

I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
December 2020

D3 is boring

twitchquotes: Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... ResidentSleeper
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February 2015
Kripp

Minecraft creeper

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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